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22,
01:50,
2008-02-27 10:41:00
Description: deuteronomy chapter 21
If some kilt person is lying dead in the field, find out what the closest town is to the dead corpse nobody knows nothing about.
Go on down to the river with a cow and (More) deuteronomy chapter 21
If some kilt person is lying dead in the field, find out what the closest town is to the dead corpse nobody knows nothing about.
Go on down to the river with a cow and break its neck. Say you didn't kill the dead corpse over the dead cow then everything is cool. Man.
Okay. Okay. There has been some talk about wasting bitches what are real fine. We came up with this: trim her hair, her nails, a new dress. Let her cry for her dad for a month. Never mind her 85 relatives. Fuck her and she's your wife. If she get fat or ugly just let her go free. Don't sell her. 'Cause you used her already. And she's a dirty old bitch.
And if a man got 2 wifes, one's a sweetheart, the other a whore. And they get kids and the whore you, the man, don't like get's the first son. It ain't the son's fault and first born is first born and unless you are the father of all the Israelites and can steal your brother's birth right, then the first son gets the most.
'Cause we gotta have rules and that's one.
Now, you got a first son who don't do what his mom and dad tell him. And you don't like it. You goes and says, "He's a drunk and eats like a pig."
Then you can stone him to death. Which is a good thing 'cause everyone will hear and be terrorized into mute obedience. The aim of our dictatorship tyranny.
And if you impale someone on a big stick, do it in the morning and take him down before sunset. God don't like see that shit. Especially at night. (Less) Channel: youtube
3,
00:41,
2008-09-01 19:52:58
Description: joe - demi im so sorry if i made you feel bad. and i love you with all of me heart.
demi - i love you to babe.
joe(kisses her passionally)
demi(deepens it)
joe(carry's her to the bed while (More) joe - demi im so sorry if i made you feel bad. and i love you with all of me heart.
demi - i love you to babe.
joe(kisses her passionally)
demi(deepens it)
joe(carry's her to the bed while kissing her)
demi(unbuttons joe shirt)
joe(takes his shirt off and unbuttons demi's pants and takes it off)
demi(takes off her shirt and joe's pants. their in the underwear)
joe(kisses demi's neck)
demi(moans)
joe(smiles)(in between kisses)i....found....your....spot
demi(grins and kisses joe's neck)
joe(smiles big)that's not my spot.
demi(kisses joe's ear lightly)
joe(try not to moan but moans very loud)
demi(kiss it again)
joe(smiles and moans) stop it (laughs)
demi - ok
joe(kisses her)
demi(stands up)
joe - whats wrong yo-
demi(kisses him and jump on him)oh sorry(and gets off him)
joe(smiles)no i like it
demi - ok(get's back on him)(kisses hem)
joe(deepens it and unsnap demi's bra and throw's it)
demi(kisses joe softly)
joe(takes demi to the bed)
demi(laying down andpulls demi down with his dogtag necklace)
joe(laying on demi kissing her and takes off her underwear)
demi(she throws her underwear and takes joe's off and throw's them)
joe(kisses demi's neck)
demi(moans and put's the cover on them)
*with nelena*
selena - hey nick
nick - yeah babe
selena - why do you like me
nick - i dont like you. i love you. and i love you because your beautiful. down to earth. kind. sweet. gorgeous. you have a amazing voice. and did i say your hott!
selena(laughs)aww.... i love you babe.
nick - i LOVE you to SELENA MARIE GOMEZ
SELENA - where do you think we will be in the next 5 years.
nick(think about something) idk
selena(yawns)ohh... babe...do you wanna
nick - wanna what
selena - do you wanna to(clears her throat)
nick - oh...if you wanna
selena - i could tell that you wanted to so come on babe. cuz im about to rock your world
nick - really(happy)
selena - yeah
*they you know wht*
with jemi
demi(out of breathe)that....was...great..
joe - you...was....great....babe
demi - what do you want do tomorrow
joe - ima take you somewhere but it's a suprise.
demi - ok... but i have one queston
joe - shoot
demi - what do i wear?
joe - get dressed up..ok and it's a double date with selena and nick
*with nelena*
nick - that was amazing...babe
selena(giggles) did i rock your world baby
nick - you sure did.
selena - what are we doing tomorrow
nick - we are going on a double date with demi and joe.
selena - kewl. where are we going
nick(smiles)i cant tell you. it's a suprise..
selena - ok..but can i have a hint.
nick(smiles)nope
selena - plz
nick - nope..im not gonna fall for it
selena(kisses his left ear)
nick(moans)that's not fair you no my spot and idk yours
selena - to bad.lol
nick(kisses her left ear)
selena(moans)that's not fair...i have two spots now find the other one
nick(kisses her neck)
selena(moans)i tired
nick - me to so(notices she is sleep and put's the cover over sel and go downstair's)
*with jemi*
demi - gudnight babe
joe - gudnight demikins
joe - love you demtria devonna lovato jonas.(notices she is sleep so he kisses her forehead and put cover over her and goes downstairs)
downstairs
nick(very happy)hey joe
joe(very happy)hey nick..why so happy
nick(smiles)no reason joe
joe(grins) you didnt
nick - did what
joe - it
nick - maybe i did maybe i didnt. but you did
joe - how did you know??
nick - (moans)that's how i knew. demi was extra loud
joe - so was selena
nick - so did you get the red and blue rose pelts
joe - yeah..did you get the limo. and the food!
nick - yupp.
joe - and tomorrow we got to get the rings
with demi
selena - hey demi
demi - hey sel
selena - what did joe tell you about about our double date
demi - nothing.but dress up and why you so happy. you got some
selena - maybe. and you got some to.
demi - how do you know
selena - cuz joe
demi - joe told you
selena - no he was(moans) and he was to loud
demi - ohh
selena - i wonder what it could be
demi - do you want to sleep in here with me
selena - i would love to
*they fall alseep*
joe&&nick(comes in joes room) aww...look at our soon to be wifes...i love them.
joe - i guess your sleeping in here to
nick - yupp.
joe - you move selena over and i will move demi over
nick - ok(picks selena up and move her over)
selena(wakes up but still sleepy)nick. i love yu(kisses hem and goes back to sleep)
nick(lays her down)i love you to sel(kisses her forehead
joe(lays demi down next to selena in the center.)
demi - joe i love you.(kisses his spot) gudnight
joe(moans a little and kisses her) gudnight babe
nick - do you ever just stay up all night watching demi sleep.
joe - all the time
nick - i do to..i mean i watch selena! (Less) Channel: youtube
5,
02:25,
2009-02-14 00:47:43
Description: Just when you thought I couldn't look like any more of a loser, a video like this comes along.
Hope you like it! Sorry for the delay...I got all this fancy new hardware/software and it took (More) Just when you thought I couldn't look like any more of a loser, a video like this comes along.
Hope you like it! Sorry for the delay...I got all this fancy new hardware/software and it took forever to figure out (since I'm dumb) so I finally just decided to make the video w/ the old stuff. Hopefully I can figure it out for next time!
Al Roker is cool, make no mistake!
More videos on the channel and at:
http://www.goremy.com
LYRICS:
The names Remy Remz
News got you getting bored fast?
Buckle up, Chuck
Heres your accuweather forecast
Humidity 12,
Temperature 52
And thats Farenheit,
I dont deal with Celcius fool
A high of 60
Is whats expected
Whats the feels like?
Man, thats subjective
Sunny in the afternoon
Cloudy late
Heres the 10-day
Im-a dominate!
Got some wind gust blowing
That yall gotta fear
Got mad hydration
In the troposphere
Theres a big storm coming
Y'all need to know that
This tropical depressions so bad
You gonna need some Prozac
What's the chance of rain?
50%? That's annoying
Is it gonna rain?
I dont know, flip a coin
Its gonna be cloudy
Not full but partly
Is that the whole forecast?
Man, hardly.
One part sun, 99 part clouds
I mean, I dont know,
I guess it could be
The other way around
You should check your instruments
I ain't got no instruments, bub
I just get here in the morning
and right-click on Weatherbug
Im Habib, you know that
And my rhymes are so phat
that the Iraqi weather service
said to check this forecast
Chilly tonight,
the winds are calm
Sunny tomorrow
with a chance of bombs
Clouds are forming in the south
You know they are really
Could be a storm about
Or just smoke from argele
Its gonna sleet in Tikrit
Park your ride inside
Or youll be sporting more hail damage
Than my wifes thighs
I got a PhD in weather,
Im a doctor of Doppler
Majored in clouds
Minored in reading the prompter
Bad weather on the map you say?
Well just let me see
It be moving to the left
Just like MSNBC
Got a storm down in the south
We got a monster starting
Gonna get you at the knees
Just like Tanya Harding
In the north it's getting cold
You'll begin to freeze
Like a polygamist leader
You're all into teens
Al Roker talking trash?
Man, this better be good
Or Im-a have to go and break
His neck of the woods
Come and see me in the office, Al
Your face will get disabled
Yeah, your stomach aint the only thing
Thats gonna get stapled
People can't tell a rain cloud?
Im about to go insane
Cumulonimbus
That's Latin for dont wear suede.
Reporting from the storm
is my duty, yo
Though I could tell you it was raining
from the studio
Cuz Im a weatherman
See you five minutes before Letterman
They got a whole weather channel, but Im better man
Cuz you know Im just your local weatherman
Yeah, you bet I am
Back to you, Jim. (Less) Channel: youtube
22,
00:00,
2009-08-12 23:42:05
Description: A short clip of my thick wifes big booty, it jiggles as i smack and slap it around!! very sexy if you like big booties!! (More) A short clip of my thick wifes big booty, it jiggles as i smack and slap it around!! very sexy if you like big booties!! (Less) Channel: slutload
67,
05:35,
2007-10-15 10:20:20
Description: FOUND THIS VIDEO IN A GREEK BLOG.
IS A VERY INTERESTING VIDEO.
THE TRANSLATION IN ENGLISH
I want to ask you:
Are you proud of justice;
Does it even exists;
Is it applied the same to everyone; (More) FOUND THIS VIDEO IN A GREEK BLOG.
IS A VERY INTERESTING VIDEO.
THE TRANSLATION IN ENGLISH
I want to ask you:
Are you proud of justice;
Does it even exists;
Is it applied the same to everyone;
Are you proud of Greek Politicians;
Did they ever do something for Greece, for you, for everyone;
Are you proud of Hospitals;
Of Public Health;
Are you proud for the way Public Services treat you;
Did they leave you anything that would make you proud;
Greece is a Country with Honorable History and past but with no future.
I AM ASHAMED AND I HATE THIS COUNTRY THAT IS CALLED GREECE.
I loathe and hate the traitors and their descendants who have put on trial, sent to jail, exiled and murdered people who have shed their blood for this @&*%^ country that is called HELLAS.
HELLAS, THE COUNTRY OF TREASON, IGNORANCE, RASICM and FASCISM.
I'm tired and sick watching listless animals with big bellies who wait for Saturday to disguise with a human mask and live the illusion of being a human being.
I'm tired and sick of your dutch courage,
I'm tired and sick of your bravado,
I'm tired and sick of your slyness,
I'm tired and sick of your subservience,
I'm tired and sick of your meretriciousness.
I'm tired and sick watching every ridiculous man who has a position in a Public Service and believes the illusion that he is actually "somebody".
I'm tired watching him being authoritative on defenseless and helpless people.
I hate you, wearing this uniform and exploiting authority, expressing your inferiority complex, over misfortunates that happen to be caught in your nets.
I hate you, smearing the justice gown because you judge without being judged by anyone.
I hate you, sitting behind a desk and using me to get your own way.
I am sick and tired of all of you who use, abuse and hide behind, the honorable history of this country in order to cover up your crimes.
I am sick of you who used to wear an earing and now chase whoever wears earings.
I am sick of you who blame, lynch and jeer whoever does in public what you do in private.
I am sick of blue, green, red and black bafoons.
I am sick of working to pay you who wear uniforms.
I am sick of working to pay you, the mug with the justice gown.
I am sick of working to pay you, behind the desk.
I am sick of working to pay you, who are sitting in a chair and wait for a heart attack.
I am sick of hearing the Greeks that live outside of this Country praise it and when they return to curse upon the time of their arrival.
I am sick of you who are licking the tourists' feet and then spit on their food that you serve them.
I AM ASHAMED WATCHING THE JESUS' PORTRAIT INSIDE POLICE STATIONS AND COURTHOUSES.
I am glad when the internal revenue service confiscated your house because when it happened to your neighbour you were saying that it's just because he owned to the state.
I am glad when the cops beat you because when you watched others being beaten you were applauding and be glad with the view.
I am glad when your wife is fucked by immigrants because you did the same to their wifes but with force, violence, money and a loaf of bread.
I am glad when you are being put to jail without a reason because when they arrested your neighbour you were happy and indifferent.
I am glad that your child has become a drug addict because when you saw drug addicts on the street you wished they die and called the cops.
I am glad that your son is gay because you were saying "my boy will become a man with huge balls like me. In my kin there are no sissies".
I am glad that your daughter is a paid whore because you always said the neighbour's daughter is a slut and yours is from a descent family.
I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE GREEK AND SUFFER.
I will be glad when, just before you die, you wake up and realise what you did all these years.
When you will think about all these years passed and gone.
When you will realise you never really lived.
AND I WANT TO ASK YOU AGAIN
Are you proud of justice;
Does it even exists;
Is it applied the same to everyone;
Are you proud of Greek Politicians;
Did they ever do something for Greece, for you, for everyone;
Are you proud of Hospitals;
Of Public Health;
Are you proud for the way Public Services treat you;
DID THEY LEAVE YOU ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU PROUD OF?
I'd better be a Turk, Alban, African and living in a Ghetto. At least there, I would have the alibi that I am savage and uncivilized.
AS A GREEK, WHAT IS MY ALIBI FOR THE MISERY, SUFFERANCE AND THE STINK THAT WE EMERGE?
YOU SMEARED ME AND I WANT TO GET CLEAN.
That's why I'm burning the emblem that you use to cover your crimes.
FUCK YOU GREECE (Less) Channel: youtube
9,
03:48,
2008-04-21 17:49:32
Description: lyrix to backwards: I was sitting on a bar stool, In a barbecue joint in Tennessee. When this ol' boy walked in an he sat right down next to me. I could tell he'd been through some hard (More) lyrix to backwards: I was sitting on a bar stool, In a barbecue joint in Tennessee. When this ol' boy walked in an he sat right down next to me. I could tell he'd been through some hard times. There were tear stains on his old shirt. And he said "You wanna know wat you get When you play a country song backwards?" You get your house back, you get your dog back, you get your best friend Jack back. You get your truck back You get your hair back You get your first & second wifes back. Your front porch swing Your pretty little thing Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring You get your farm and the barn and the boat and the harley, First night in jail with charley. It sounds a little crazy,a little scattered and absurd But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards. Well I never heard it said quite like that. It hit me in the face cuz that's where i'm at. I almost fell flat out on the floor. He said"Wait a minute!That's not all there's even more." You get your mind back and your nerves back. Your first heart attack back You get your pride back you get your life back Get your first real love back You get your big screen TV DVD and a washing machine You get your pond and the lawn and the bail and the mower You go back where you don't know 'er It sounds a little crazy A little scattered and absurd But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards We sat there and shot the bull about how it would be If we turned it all around and changed this C-R-A-P You get your house back you get your dog back You get your best friend Jack back You get your truck back You get your hair back Get your first and second wifes back Your front porch swing Your pretty little thing Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring You get your farm and the barn and boat and the harley First night in jail with charley You get your mind back and your nerves back Your first heart attack back You get your pride back You get your life back Get your first real love back You get your big screen TV DVD and a washing machine You get your pond and the lawn and the bail and the mover You go back where you don't know 'er It sounds a little crazy A little scattered and absurd But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards (Less) Channel: youtube
8,
10:01,
2008-03-12 06:03:54
Description: In this video Pastor Jennings preaches from Chester Pennsylvania. He explains how religion is one of satan's greatest tools. Satan uses religion to deceive people and to make them believe that (More) In this video Pastor Jennings preaches from Chester Pennsylvania. He explains how religion is one of satan's greatest tools. Satan uses religion to deceive people and to make them believe that they are saved even when the Bible tells them that are not. He touches on false preaching, freemasonry and women preachers.
Divorce and remarriage
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In church today, the people can divorce and remarry as many times as they like. The women in the church are now dressing half naked. The men too are dressing half naked. The scriptures are not designed to please us, but to show us how to please God. When we reject certain parts of the Bible or interpret it to suit our vain and lustful, God is not pleased. God's way is not man's way.
Freemasonry
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Pastor Jennings also touches on freemasonry. He discusses what happens in this secret society. He explains what one has to do to become a freemason / mason. In the freemasons there is something called the FunHouse which the wifes of freemasons are not supposed to know about. This FunHouse involves swamping women in a big orgy and having fun with one another's body, fulfilling their sexual desires. Pastor Jennings explains that you cannot be a member of the freemasons and be a christian. In Isaiah 45:19 God said, "I have not spoken in secret, in a dark place of the earth: I said not unto the seed of Jacob, Seek ye me in vain: I the Lord speak righteousness, I declare things that are right."
IMPORTANT:
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Please be aware of false prophets such as Creflo Dollar, TD Jakes, juanita bynum, thomas weeks, Benny Hinn, Women Preachers and TBN Hustlers. They want your money not your soul. Don't be blind to their devices. (Less) Channel: youtube
18,
04:19,
2008-10-07 23:26:50
Description: Katie Holmes has reportedly dropped a bombshell on her husband Tom Cruise by announcing her intention to quit Scientology.
Buoyed by her new-found independence in New York, Katie finally took the (More) Katie Holmes has reportedly dropped a bombshell on her husband Tom Cruise by announcing her intention to quit Scientology.
Buoyed by her new-found independence in New York, Katie finally took the plunge and told Tom of her plans to turn her back on the religion after beginning to question some of its rules and practices.
Now friends say that the star couple's marriage may be facing a crisis as strict Scientologist Tom contemplates having to tone down the rules he has reportedly laid down to raise daughter Suri, 2.
"Katie got bold and told Tom that she's ready to leave the religion," claims a friend. "Tom is worried and now their marriage may have to change in a lot of ways."
It is common knowledge that anyone who rejects the church must be disconnected from their family, friends and children. As a result, friends say Tom has waged a desperate battle to change his wifes mind about the religion.
Tom is completely horrified; hes desperate for Katie to stay, but Scientology is everything to him and he cant imagine it not being the guiding influence in their lives.
If Tom fails, former high-ranking Scientologist, David Graham, told Womans Day magazine that this could put an irrecoverable strain on their marriage.
He states, You are required to disconnect if the handling doesnt work and, in the process of disconnecting, you write to them and tell them that you can have no more to do with them.
Katie joined Scientology shortly after she started dating Tom Cruise and initially claimed to enjoy the gruelling purification processes, 5 hour saunas, intensive and intrusive auditing sessions where she is forced to divulge all of her darkest secrets and sins.
David Graham says that its not unusual for members to start questioning the religion as they progress through the hierarchy; Initially, when you first become involved it does seem a bit like therapy.
However, eventually, you realise that all of its promises of a perfect memory, increased intelligence and freedom from lifes stresses and strains are a lie.
Then, when you reach the OT3 level it starts to become pure science fiction and you realize that the religion is completely crazy.
Will the fate of Katie Holmes follow that of Nicole Kidman, who was stunned to receive divorce papers two weeks after publicly revealing she was, a little bit of Buddhism, a little bit of Scientology and a big part of me is still a Catholic girl. (Less) Channel: youtube
2,
00:04,
2008-10-01 17:07:34
Description: This chapter is dedicated to MimahLovesJoeJonas, for inspiring me with her series,and being one of my first youtube friends! FROM AUSTRILIA!!
*Normal POV*
Two days later, nick has erased the (More) This chapter is dedicated to MimahLovesJoeJonas, for inspiring me with her series,and being one of my first youtube friends! FROM AUSTRILIA!!
*Normal POV*
Two days later, nick has erased the texts from his phone, and his mind. Kevin and Lissi come home today.
Joe: dude, can you believe that Kevin and Lissi are MARRIED?!
Nick: no. God, what a slut
Joe: I know. The worlds 2nd greatest tramp, and the 2nd greatest brother, married!
Nick: huh?
Joe: well duh, Miley Cyrus is 1st, and uhm, DUH! ME!
Nick: yeah, sure. I agree on the first part, but the second one, not so much.
Joe: yeah well you can-
The door swung open interrupting Joe. Kevin walked in.
Kevin: I'm back!
Joe: Dude, im not seeing a ring, please tell me you didnt.
Kevin: hey! Im a married man!
Nick: *under his breath* too bad your wifes a slut
Kevin: *heard him* watch your mouth Nicholas!
Joe: Kevin! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
Kevin: I just dont get it. I thought you would be happy for me
Nick: we cant be happy knowing that shes going to hurt you so badly
Kevin: shes not going to hurt me, were in love
Joe: she isnt IN love; shes IN bed with other guys!
Kevin: *shoves Joe across the room and he falls over the table* SHUT UP! *realizes what he did* oh my god, Joe, Im sorry I di-
Nick: just get out *helps Joe up*
Kevin: Joe, im really sorr-
Joe: *head down* come on nick, lets go.
They walk out the door, leaving Kevin there drowning in his stupidity. He goes upstairs and takes a picture from his old room of him and his bros. The frame says, MY AMIGOS, he smiled and walked downstairs with it. He got in his car and drove off to his new house with Lissi.
Nick and Joe drove to Jonis house. She called Audrey over, who of course brought 2 tubs of ice cream. They watched a movie and Joe was silent the whole time.
Audrey: *upset over how upset Joe is* Joe, I dont like seeing you upset. Im sure Kevin didnt mean it.
Joe: *silent*
Audrey: *looks over to nick and Joni for help, but theyre too busy making out. She just gives Joe a big hug and rests her head on his shoulder. They both end up falling asleep. When they wake up, its 4 PM. Nick has finally convinced Joe to talk.
Joe: im hungry.
Audrey: yeah, me too. Lets go to like, Wendys or something.
Joni: sure that sou-
Audrey: WAIT! Scratch that! I vote for burger king! All in favor say I! *everyones quiet* Ill pay
Everyone: I!!
Audrey: *takes her hand from behind her back* ha! Fingers crossed! Now, lets go get some BK!! *runs out the door*
Nick: strange girl
Joni: so true. Come on, lets go.
They all drive to burger king and decide to eat inside. While theyre eating, the AC comes on.
Joni: I am freezing!
Audrey: im not, I gots my sweatshirt. MMM! TOASTY!
Joni: oh, shut it. Im gonna go get my sweater from the car.
Audrey: *tosses Joni her keys* its in the back
Joni: Kay
The 3 go back to eating while Joni goes to the car. Nick was about to say something when they heard a car screech and a girl scream. They all dropped their food and ran outside to see who was hit, but they didnt expect it to be Joni.
WHO HIT HER??
Find out in ch. 25! Coming soon!
** i promise to make longer ones again!** (Less) Channel: youtube
23,
03:49,
2008-12-06 02:20:29
Description: Call him President, hes the next new President here
Senator, from Illinois, yeah
His criteria compared to John McCain just isnt fair
Cause hes B-L-A-C, so the eyes are on he
Through his pencil, he (More) Call him President, hes the next new President here
Senator, from Illinois, yeah
His criteria compared to John McCain just isnt fair
Cause hes B-L-A-C, so the eyes are on he
Through his pencil, he write legislation, with the country on his mind
And he dont coat ish, cause he aint got time
Every second, minute, hour, KKK wanna devour
He got guards ready to pop em, with their ch-ch-ch-ch-choppers
Every brother, mother, sister, cousin, grandma wanna hump him
Even got Hilary Clinton on the side ready to jump him
Tell the Clintons Ha ha ha ha, couldnt catch him, couldnt stop him
They go by the party rules, if you cant beat him, you cant top him
Thought shed smack him, couldnt pop em, Delegates, couldnt cop em
Bill Clinton couldnt help her, too bad she couldnt drop em, woo!
Man, Obamas so Illlll
Obama goes here, Obama goes there
Sayin Yes We Can with wife Michelly, hes hittin that derriere
He travel to Arizona, ready to cause some drama
Hopin McCain will comment, Look at that bastard Obama
Hes too young, hes too hip, Negros always causin problems
His pale-lookin face got him lookin like a goblin!
Mac-Cain, Mac-Cain, please dont vote for Mac-Cain
First day up in office, talkin bout some heart pains
Call the ambulance, QUICK! All you hear is sirens
His temper isnt private - Dang, I hate a mad prick
Dont you hate a mad prick? Plus, McCains an old prick
Baracks a younger guy, So choose him, hes the right pick
(Laugh) But if you choose the wrong pick
Your step-sonll probably end up in Iraq quick!
His health clan plan is so immaclate
So even if your broke, and cant afford to take a doc trip
Youll be feelin much better - not sick
And, hes okay, but his wifes sick
And her backs thick, And her walks slick
Shes a fly chick - Id hit!
Hes makin history like X, King and Douglas, and RFK
Obama, hes that new black, true that
Red-necks saaaay He wont beat John McCain
He dont wear a flag pin, his middle names Hussein, but
Who gon be dat boy dat doubt dat boy dey call Obama
Got Republicans sweatin like they up in Saunas (whew!)
Even McCains 90-something mama
Be ready to pull his lever every hour (Laugh)
And Id rather eat a field mouse
Than to see John McCain in the White House
Vote Obama in, and I promise
He wont turn back into some Uncle Thomas (Aaaaaa!)
No Aunt Jemimah or Southern Fried chicken
Call him Chief Obama, or Mr. Keeps on Tickin
Man, Pastor Wrights comments couldnt stop his tally
Even Oprah Winfrey said she was behind him
People, I say this countrys no hope without him
But hes gotta go out and relate to everybody
He do what he do, like give his wife a hug and then a fist dap
Gotta do that stuff in public, so the hoodll know that -
Hes black
Gotta use big words, white people love to hear it
If they hear it, they dont fear him, they dont know him, but they feel him
Thats real.
Lmao (Less) Channel: youtube
0,
00:57,
2009-09-08 17:45:09
Description: Test of my New style 200mw laser from www.o-like.com. This is big-boys-toys. It even burns my wifes magazines. (More) Test of my New style 200mw laser from www.o-like.com. This is big-boys-toys. It even burns my wifes magazines. (Less) Channel: youtube
31,
00:18,
2008-01-06 14:54:30
Description: http://www.djtutor.com/random
A long time ago in a land about 3 miles away from the local chip shop there lived a cat and his name was sid!.
Yesterday i decided to go for a walk up the road and (More) http://www.djtutor.com/random
A long time ago in a land about 3 miles away from the local chip shop there lived a cat and his name was sid!.
Yesterday i decided to go for a walk up the road and on the way i met a man from the "boo boo" tribe he was wearing a long black coat made of straw and he had big boots on painted green!. I said "hi how are you" and he said nothing, so i decided to go in to my house and have a bath!
After about 6 months i felt a little cold so on getting out of the bath i noticed i had grown 5 inches taller!
I decided to call the doctor!
on ariving at the doctors she told me that i must walk at least 3 feet a day and go and see my aunt in Africa.
On the way to my aunts in France as i looked out of the plain, and i saw a girl swimming in the sea, i shouted to het how are you? and she said nothing as she could not hear me because i was over 10,000 feet abover her., DOH!
When i finaly arived at my aunts in New york i noticed a small pink mouse on the run way.
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dear sir , i am pleased to say that i now feel fine and the pills are working!
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My aunt was ok and was pleased to see me. She talked about her hike to the top of Everest and how she had battled with a chimp over a cup of tea in Paris!
i then asked her if she would like to go for a walk, and she said NO!
On our walk we met up with the man with the boots on, i said " have you been following me?" he said no!
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Further to my conversation i would like to point out that i am not happy with the way you have replaced my wifes leg as every time i try to kiss her she kickes me!
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On getting home after my stay with my sister in Oxford i walked in the house only to find that the roof had come off and it had been replaced with a cows udder!
I contacted the farmer who lives up the road and was told by his son that he had just gone to town to buy some fish!
Please remember that you may think i am mad!, i could be ? , or perhaps it's the world that is mad around us all!!!???
PRACTISE AND N JOY!!
: )
ps , if you are watching this in Jan 2008 remember to go to the djtutor.com web site and enter the competition to win the KAM laser cluster! (Less) Channel: youtube
3,
09:55,
2008-01-17 23:15:39
Description: http://live-wii.net
My Sims Review is here. I know this is a big change in pace for my Reviews. My Sims is a really fun game and I suggest you guys pick it up for your Wii =D
01/18/08 was my wifes (More) http://live-wii.net
My Sims Review is here. I know this is a big change in pace for my Reviews. My Sims is a really fun game and I suggest you guys pick it up for your Wii =D
01/18/08 was my wifes Birthday & This Review was by her request.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is next!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cts7kbDnsMo
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If you like my Reviews then please Subscribe! Thankyou. I don't own the rights to any of the content in this or any other Knightwing Review. Well God bless & Happy gaming. Thanks for watching.
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Later gamers......... (Less) Channel: youtube
0,
09:55,
2008-04-22 11:09:36
Description: http://live-wii.net My Sims Review is here. I know this is a big change in pace for my Reviews. My Sims is a really fun game and I suggest you guys pick it up for your Wii =D 01/18/08 was my wifes (More) http://live-wii.net My Sims Review is here. I know this is a big change in pace for my Reviews. My Sims is a really fun game and I suggest you guys pick it up for your Wii =D 01/18/08 was my wifes Birthday & This Review was by her request. ======================================= Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is next! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cts7kbDnsMo ======================================= If you like my Reviews then please Subscribe! Thankyou. I don't own the rights to any of the content in this or any other Knightwing Review. Well God bless & Happy gaming. Thanks for watching. ======================================= Later gamers......... (Less) Channel: youtube
0,
00:00,
2009-08-21 06:02:23
Description: For all the low lows thats been there before.http://www.youtube.com/user/karryn13Karryn is awesome and doesnt give herself enough credit, this song wouldnt more...even have been possible (More) For all the low lows thats been there before.http://www.youtube.com/user/karryn13Karryn is awesome and doesnt give herself enough credit, this song wouldnt more...even have been possible without her.How people like her put music together and make a song out of just words is beyond me.I love this girl she`s awesome please check her out.:)The lyrics for this song was written by George Boggs!! aka "willythewave''. I found out that he is a big fan of the good ol' country drinking tunes and was kind enough to think that I had the talent to put some music to his song. He sent me a vid where he sang me the tune, so pretty much it's all him... and I love thems drinkin tunes!!!!!!! I am posting the lyrics as he sent them to me, but I switched them up a bit. Im gonna spend my very last dime? Im gonna spend my very last dime? Ive been sittin here in front of this ole bar for such a very long time I guess I`ll just keep sittin here untill I spend my very last dime Well things aint been goin so well I guess thats why Im here So I`ll just keep puttin it away drinkin on my budwieser beer It seems my wifes always wantin to fight everytime I go home drunk So just in spite I`ll keep settin here till I go home drunk as a skunk I hate my job and I hate my hours I hate everything about my work I hate my drive and I hate my boss cause you see he`s a real big jerk Everything seems to get me down always at the worst of times it makes me feel like going out and committin some Helter Skelter crime But I just keep a drinkin all of my blues away I guess why that I get by drinkin all the live long day Ive been sittin here in front of this ole bar for such a very long time I guess I`ll just keep sittin here untill I spend my very last dime Maybe things will get better and if they dont what the hell It dont matter to me you see I aint never had a wishing well Ive been sittin here in front of this ole bar for such a very long time I guess I`ll just keep sittin here untill I spend my very last dimemaybe things will get better and if it dont what the hell It dont matter to me you see I aint never had a wishimg well The world aint gettin no better for all of us workin class For the money I make I could just as well take a job cuttin somebodys grassIve been sittin here in front of this ole bar for such a very long time I guess I`ll just keep sittin here untill I spend my very last dime Thanks George!!!!! You are awesome. Sorry it took so long, but I finally got rid of that damn cold!!!!! (plus it took me a while to work out all of the back track music on my casio keyboard. less (Less) Channel: livevideo
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