Andy Malone play his parody of the Avril Lavigne song Skater Boi entitled...(More)

Andy Malone play his parody of the Avril Lavigne song Skater Boi entitled Transexual Boy. I was a boy, now I'm a girl, Can I make it any more obvious? I am a tranny, I've got a new fanny, And my new name is Annie. I've got double D's, I star on page 3, I am a porn star on the TV. I've got home video's, I'm going solo, Showing people what I know. I'm a transexual, I'm not hetrosexual, Girls aren't good enough for me, I'm growing my hair long, I'll swap my kegs for a thong, I've had the snip now I can give birth. Five years ago, I was a bloke, A fatty, no prospects always on coke. I turned on TV and guess what I see, An advert for prosthetic surgery, I called up my friends to ask what they thunk, They all replied fuck off no you cunt, I fucked them off, got chopped anyway, no turning back I'm a woman now. Chorus Sorry girls but you've missed out, Out of luck your boy's mine now, We are more than just good friends, This is how my story ends, Too bad that you couldn't see, See the man I could have been, There is more than meets the eye, Now my sausage is a pie. © Andy Malone 2007(Less)