The long-overdue second part of the YouTube Poop masterpiece. Featuring...(More)

The long-overdue second part of the YouTube Poop masterpiece. Featuring TJ665, Rex507, SobmicSSBB, seconteen13, and ADHDYoshi. ©2008 NextG Project. Hello Bob how are you? I am fine and you sound as if you are in a [indistinct] mood today. Oh, I am. You know that you have a chance to share up to $15 with Milton and he wants to say hello to you here he is. ONE MONTH LATER...Hi Anna Mae? Meanwhile, not far away... SNUS (POTTS QUALITY ICE CREAM) Are you sitting comfortably? Now the producer has explained the game to you and I'm going to explain to Milton that over here we have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 2, 3, 7, 6, 1, 3, 5, 2, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, [counting in unintelligible garbage] products. Now Anna Mae has the names of those products and the prices. To be honest, the rest of the instructions aren't really that important. UNIVERSAL This spring...Here, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig! It's KIDEO's "My Party with Your Ass" the video that makes your child a star! Your child actually appears on-screen with Your Ass again and again! and Your Ass says your child's name! "QUALITY ICE CREAM" Now, John, what are the products in the Phone Home game today? Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob, First, Dinty-Dinty-Dinty-Dinty Moore Beef Stew has hearty ASS, potatoes-potatoes-potatoes-potatoes with chunks of beef and rich gravy, Dinty Moore Beef Stew the real meat-potatoes stew...the most fun-filled movie of the year is only on Video! THE SECRET OF ASS 2: TIMMY TO THE RESCUE! Awesome! Sue's Raw Honey, great as a topping or for cooking or baking, no artificial or synthetic ingredients, that's Sue's Raw Honey. The--Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob Potato-Potato-Potato-Potato-Potato-Potato-Potato-Potato-Potato Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob Potato-Potato-Potato-Potato NextG, TJ665, ADHDYoshi: DOUBLE BONUS! Jeb Bush is so desperate to stop Your Ass, he's running attack ads Florida newspapers are calling "false" and "misleading." We're on a mission to give myself a PROMOTION! I'll have to give myself a BONUS! PROMOTION?! What for?! You should have swiped the machine and brought it to me, you nincom-sh*t! All right Anna Mae, I want you to give me a price, and only a price, don't give me a product or you lose a turn. Okay Bob. (ONE MONTH LATER...) Nervous isn't he? YES. Smell your own butt crack. Eat soap! NO BONUS! SNOO- Yes, I know you want me to make Robotnik say THAT word! But not before I've shown THIS! Blast processing! And THIS! Water can destroy Pulseman! Oh, and THIS! The queen's men are attacking! Oh yeah, and even more so THIS! WARNER HOME VIDEO! And it's good for the pets too! ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM. PENGUINS LOVE ICE CREAM. Really? Sure. Snoo-DON-as usual, I see? I've never seen those Pound Puppies before! WELL THEN, MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD THING We feature Ice Cream at our concession. 16-bit arcade graphics. YOU CAN'T DO THIS ON NINTENDO ICE CREAM weird faces $6.79 What on that list is $6.79 The shrimp. What's the price of the shrimp? Uh-oh, that's $1.90. What is $1.49? The beef stew. ONE DAY I WILL SHOW THE WORLD I'M MASHED POTATOES ON THE BLINDS. Aww, you got mashed potatoes on the ASS? If you have any Car Trouble or any Emergency...SUCKS FOR YOU. HA HA, SO THERE. (BONUS!) Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin...JUMBO HOTDOG! Remember, in space, everyone can hear you sing! PRRRROMOTION!! Look at that! NO!! Umar, it's Daddy. I hope your interview today was good. Well I guess I think I'll just sneak right in here and wait...What are you looking at? Oh, pardon me. Mr. Gloop, would you mind saying--Wouldn't it be great if you could carry all your favorite photos with you in an album that's the size of a credit card? Well, now you can! Introducing Wallet ASS, the world's thinnest digital photo album! (Sorry, I'm sure there's somethign out there that's thinner than that...) Oh, my operation! From our really fancy world headquarters--BEAUTIFUL HEAD!! Who's gonna be scared of you? MY BEAUTIFUL HEAD! (BONUS!) Look, it's the size of a credit card, yet it holds over 2 of your favorite photos! (BONUS!) DON'T ASK: NO BEAUTIFUL HEADS. Smell your own butt crack. (Nice try, but no bonus this time.) Bit stuffy in here. Your coat! Yes, it is my coat. But it's on fire! What?! My coat is on fire! My goodness, I'm burning! Cousteau! Aah! (No bonus.) The X-ray! X-ray! X-RAAAY! X-RAAAY!! You just need to belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve. OK, Now Robotnik can say THAT word! Snoo-DICK as usual I see? Come on. I have my Oldsmobile outside. Still plenty of time to come and give myself a ICE CREAM. Penguins love ice cream. NO!!!(Less)