FINALLY! Part 3 is up!!! Don't expect updates for quite a while, but I will try to work on the next part as often as I can. ©2008 NextG Project.
ADDENDUM: I tried uploading in MPEG-4 this time. Don't know if it really makes a difference, though.
TAGS TO DRAW VIEWERS WITH: Hilarious fight between a grown son and his senile mother, Oh Mama, don't bite my hand! Men are mad. OK Anna Mae the beef stew is GONE and the shrimp is GONE. Give me one more price please. 25 cents (25¢). The Gum. GUM! GUM!! GUM!!! GUM!!!! GUM!!!!! Gum is 25 cents. [buzzer] Uh-oh, that's $1.90. (OVERPRICED MANIACS!!) Now, we're going to find out how much you've won...A GRAND TOTAL OF $0!!! What do you have to say to Milton now, Anna Mae? [bleep] And [bleep] you too. Come on, I have my ASSmobile outside. Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer, he's a demon on wheels! OH REALLY? Meanwhile, not far away...And it can happen right here, too, unbelievable as it sounds, right here in America, where even in the smallest town, the happiest of dreams can come true. Because folks, here she is, Miss Mashed Potatoes on the Blinds, finder of Wonka's Golden Ticket Number Three, your ASS, and with her the proud parents, Mr. Beauregarde, a prominent local politician, a great civic leader--Hi, friends, Sam Beauregarde here, Square Deal Sam to you, with all of today's great giveaway bargains! Now Charlie, you take the nitric acid and the glycerin, and I'll take my own special mixture. You ready? Good lad, pour. [explosion] Say it! We're going to need another Timmy! (Strange, I thought his name was Charlie?) DTS, The Digital Experience, Spiked Punch, The Three Stooges, Kia Rondo, oh my God, are you OK? NO!!! What's wrong with this punch? Oh, I didn't think you cared! Talk about "friends don't let friends drive drunk..." Facts, Hercule, facts. Behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now Hercule, let us examine these facts. 1: The circle will shed massive amounts of gel in your ass. 2: You're so big you'll even talk about this driver who cut down a big surprise! 3: Someone says he needs an hour to smell your own 4-inch heel on your ass. And 4: Tell us, Dan Rather-Not. Um, I'd rather not! Now then, Hercule, what do these facts add up to? All you do is plug dick into vagina! You are an idiot! Only a fresh-faced novice would come up with a conclusion like that! PU-PU-PU-PU-PUNCH!! Insert random English-language opera sequence here...concluding with "2 Girls and 1 Cup..." Now...uh...another, uh...rocket. 5 second later...[explosion] How'd you like to learn about geothermal energy? Geo-WHAT?! Ha ha...geothermal! Geo-what? Geothermal! Geo-what? Geothermal! Geo-what? The King: ENOUGH! THIS IS A VOL-CAY-NO!!! When you're big...you can do anything you wanna do! THE TEMPERATURE'S RISING IT'S GETTING HOT! We're gonna need another Timmy! DIE. What the heck is THAT?! Signal lost, one moment please. Hello again you fools! I've come to regain my power! (Hey look it's The Wal!) Robotnik: [thinks] NO!!! The Wal: You have enraged me! YOU MUST DIE!! [explosions] Signal lost (again), one moment please. Here we see two girls engaged in a life-or-death struggle over a cup. The cup is full of chocolate ice cream. Penguins love ice cream. As the case may be. Anyway, this is a rather disgusting sequence, but to be honest, it does attract viewers. Here we see the Wal, engaged in a life-or-death struggle with Dr. Robotnik. However, it is a scene of such spectacular proportions it cannot be shown here. SHOW IT HERE YOU MORON! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!! Oh. All right. A shot in the dark. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS...TALKING PICTURES! [explosion] Nature has its own schedule. Well let's see if we can't give her a little nudge. Atomic bomb. We're gonna need another timmy...oh, and another Mr. Lizard, too. First, you duck. And then, you cover. Duck and cover underneath a table or a desk. And this is very, very important. On the back of your neck, as comes. Duck and cover under the table. It's a bomb, duck and cover! L.S./M.F.T. Paul covered the back of his head so he wouldn't be burned. Duck and cover! We must obey the civil defense worker. Duck away from the windows fast. The glass may break and fly through the air and cut you. KUTYU KUTYU KUTYU KUTYU Take that Einstein ("ein-steen") you stupid KUTYU. You want me to do this one again? The obvious solution would be, of course, to put it on a rocket ship. ZERO! [rocket ship launches] NEXT! (Onslow examines the scene) Oh, nice. Turn around again and do it faster. Can't you make your legs do more than that? And that's pretty much it. S***! D**K! PENIS! TOURETTES CHICKEN FOREVER!!!
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