Pretty Much A Pure Spasm of Artistic Power Lyrics by me Lyrics: What...(More)

Pretty Much A Pure Spasm of Artistic Power Lyrics by me Lyrics: What do you call it when you set a white boy on fire? A Firecracker!! The other day I was walkin' down the dusty, dirty street Some kids come outta some bushes Dey be lookin' at mah feet A sad, sorrowful night was dat Cuz dem kids took mah shoes I was troddin' in socks An' I was whistlin' da blues I told the story later to a friend o' mine he done had wide eyes while I spoke my rhymes Dat's how I talk, ya see I give it to 'em straight I don't like to dilly dally Don' wanna make ya wait I don't try to make things sound the same (as you can see by me substituting "sound the same" for "rhymes" See, if I stopped, thought about it I'd be wastin' time So when I finish the story My friend, he goes and stares He says: "What dem kids look like?" And then he starts to glare I said, "They Puerto Rican." and he got very mad See, he's Puerto Rican too he tot what I said bad He sayed, "Now that's just racist!" I said: But it's da truth He just then ink-wa-reed Who sings the blues I said: African-Americans everyone knows that! He said: No, that's not all the asian guy, Chinee Phat I got up and growled through my gritted teeth You just made up that name "Racist" you call me? So we went for lotsa time until the sky was dark I then went home and then I thunk about exchanged remarks Well it's just politically incorrect to talk about race, or religion, or even sex If we ignore the distinguishing features between us then we can eliminate politically incorrect misdemeanors So,next day I was RUNNIN' down da street I was sayin' hi to everyone I meet I was goin', bein' politically correct Makin' someone smile, and then the next thing I knew Well, it came to me what I had to do (I did not have to stop all the ghosts that were comin' through) I had to spread this cheer to everyone and you I was walkin' bein' politically correct I was runnin' bein' politically correct I was bikin' bein' politically correct I was rollin' bein' politically correct I was leapfroggin', politically correct Hipscotchin', Hopskitchin', Hopscotchin' Ya KNOW I was bein' politically correct Next thing, I was bein' politically correct I was Dancin' Cartwheelin' Seesawin' Oatmealin' Crying Sealin' (on my shirt) Swimmin' Sprintin' Kickin' Spittin' Trippin' Crematin' Feetskatin' Tea Sippin' Chicken Lickin' Twenty Dolla Billin' Like I was A Villain I was like GO, Go, GO Snow, Snow, Snow and Row, Row, Row ALL the while bein' politically correct and ya know what? Tweren't no fun!(Less)