ok I did not make this, i have nothing to do with the making of it, ok got...(More)

ok I did not make this, i have nothing to do with the making of it, ok got that cleared up.This is a rap of the 3rd Harry Potter story, it's in the style of baby got back, but of course it's Sirius Black, Rapping in this is Harry against Draco, i found this video side splitting funny, and hope you do to. toddles(Spoken, by Malfoy:)Oh my Lord, Crabbe, Goyle, will you look at that Potter. He thinks he's so great just because the Dark Lord gave him a cut on his head twelve years ago. But, you know, who deserves to understand the Dark Lord anyway? He only talked to Potter through that book because he wanted to take care of unfinished business, okay? I mean, Harry's friends are just so revolting, I can't believe he hangs out with that mudblood girl, and that Weasley, and his hair - it's so, black!(Harry:)It's my third year and I cannot lieYou other wizards can't denyAfter I broke free from the Dursleys' bargeHaving blown up my Aunt MargeI escaped with my hair all mussedGot aboard the old Knight BusIts speed is so excitingYou'd think Keanu was drivingThe minister said, "No problem"In the Leaky CauldronI thought that I'd be finishedFaster than you could say ("Qui-Qui-Quidditch")Diagon Alley with Ron and HermioneThat book of monstersBite my hand off it wants ta!Crookshanks is after Ron's pet rat ScabbersThat cat, that rat, in a Tom and Jerry spatI heard some dreadful newsThere's a madman on the looseHe killed twelve muggles with just one spellAnd now he's mad as hellSo Ron ("Yeah?") Ron ("Yeah?")Who's the world's most wanted man? ("Dunno")That prisoner ("Prisoner?") Prisoner ("Prisoner")Who escaped from AzkabanSirius Black(Toad chorus:) Double double toil and troubleFire burn and cauldron bubbleDouble double toil and troubleSomething wicked this way comes(Harry: "Sirius Black")Double double toil and troubleFire burn and cauldron bubbleDouble double toil and troubleSomething wicked this way comes Harry:)Dementors on the train drive me insaneI just can't help myself, I'm cold and I've faintedMy brain is taintedWith memories of ("AAAAA!") VOLDEMORT ("AAAAAAA!")I'm not talking bout MalfoyHis father's just one of Voldy's toysProfessor Trelawny's a SeerBut if you ask me her lesson's just a bunch of guessinShe tells me I'll die any secondSo I'm in class with RemusBoggart's gone with "Riddikulus!"If I study bonus I'll produce a full PatronusThey took away the broom I got for ChristmasWant to check it for jinxesCan't even go to Hogsmeade unless I've got the Marauder's MapMalfoy's full of crap, and I want to go after BlackThey say he'll kill at willBut I'd rather fry the guy'Cause he's bad, and he's madHe betrayed my mom and dad!So Hermione ("What?") Hermione ("What?")I'd rather find him than have him find me ("Harry...")He's one bad mugglef- ("Shut your mouth!")Even Malfoy's got to shoutMalfoy: Sirius Black, you know Potter, when it comes to the dark arts that Sirius guy's got nothing on my extended family.Harry: Shut up, Malfoy, this is my rap!Malfoy: Scared, Potter?Harry: You wishMalfoy: Come on, give up the mike!Harry: I said no.Malfoy: Professor! Potter's not lettin' me represent for the Dark side!Snape: Potter, let Malfoy kick it old school or it's detention!Malfoy: I've got a weak arm you knowHarry: Alright fine, here it is!Malfoy: Heh, this one's for all the Slytherins, wee-yotch.So you think you can curse or damn meOr say my acting's hammyBut if you want me to care then understand me:My pureblood familyDon't want buds unless they're not mudbloods!When they intermarry with mugglesIt just makes me sick to my gutI bought my way into QuidditchYou can do that when your father's richIt's power I desire - you don't see me sing in no choirs!When an animal bites my armI can do it far more harm'Cause my dad can claim that it maimed the studentsAnd then execute itSome wizards want to go to GryffindorBut me I want a little bit moreThan the small, meek and measleyLike the bottom-feeders WeasleyThey love non-magic folkIs it any wonder they're broke?Now this Sirius guy has come kickin'And I understand if you're chickenBut Potter if it were me, I'd want revenge you seeI'd curse his ass and send him back Into the Shrieking Shack, Sirius Black!(Toad chorus:) Double double toil and troubleFire burn and cauldron bubbleDouble double toil and troubleFire burn and cauldron bubbleDouble double toil and troubleFire burn and cauldron bubbleDouble double toil and troubleFire burn and cauldron...Something wicked this way comesSomething wicked this way comesSomething wicked this way comesSomething wicked this way comes(Harry:)Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?(Less)