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Download Link For This Song: http://www.mediafire.com/?t3mjjjz32nm Beyonce If I Were A Boy Parody Officially my 7th song about Obama. :) So now Barack Obama is president what is he going to do now that hes in? Well, I know what I would do if I were him All of this stuff. Lyrics: If I were Barack, and I ruled the USA I would legalize Marijuana And make sure that there is always plenty grown Id let Guys kiss Guys As long as they dont kiss me Id go bowling with Joe Bidden And laugh at how much he sucks at it And how hes not as good as me If I Were Barack Id follow through with my plans Like every woman in the world Has to go a week without yellin at her man And then I would make sure Every man gets a Hummer Because I will lower Gas Prices So theyll appreciate my actions And theyll drive away with their H3s in Joy If I Were Barack Id buy everyone a Home ( And then I would feel just like Oprah Cause my Charity and Awesomeness would be known I would yell and curse When the Eagles dont make the Superbowl I would make an Amendment for the Cardinals That whoever likes them will be thrown, directly in jail! If I Were Barack Id follow through with my plans Like every ugly man in the world Got a night with Paris Hilton (Actually, that would be bad) Yes, Change would occur Or Id beat up the Cashier Id claim the White House was Haunted So it would be deserted And I could have it all to my self I would tell Dick and Bush that they can never come back And I would wait haha, Dick Bush Did anyone ever notice that? And if the racists hate on me Ill just play rap songs But Im not Barack Im not the President Im not President, oh So I cannot help the world But at least I know that Obama can I hope he will always serve Us like the way we deserve Well just have to wait a little bit To see what he is going to do I just hope he knows how to dodge shoes If I Were Barack(Less)