genesis chapter 34 Now Dinah came by so Shechem raped her. He liked her,...(More)

genesis chapter 34 Now Dinah came by so Shechem raped her. He liked her, the daughter of Jacob. Shechem told his dad, "Get me this girl as a wife." Jacob heard about the raping but waited till his sons came home. Shechem's dad came for a visit. Jacobs sons, getting wind of the developments, came in from the fields. They didn't like it. Hamor, that's the raper's dad, said, "My son wants your little girl. How 'bout it. We can share sons and daughters a little. You can hang out with us. If you go for it you can ask whatever bride price you want. Anything and everything." Jacob's son told him that their sister won't be fucked by uncircumcised men. That was too disgusting, what with all that cheese under the foreskin. If the whole town didn't cut their cocks, they'd take their daughters and go. Hamor and his son thought that was a good deal. They went and got all the rest of the men excited about the merger of the two people and penis cutting. On the third day, when the men lay about in pain, Simeon and Levi came into the city with their swords and killed all the men. Hamor and his son Shechem included. They confiscated their flocks and herds and asses, everything they could carry inside and out of the city, the children and the women. Jacob told his two sons they might be causing trouble with the Canaanites and Perizzites. And they had not enough men to hold them all off. They answered, "Should our sister be treated like a whore."(Less)