Another masterpiece from Carlos McCarthy of Anonimo Media: Mark "Monkey"...(More)

Another masterpiece from Carlos McCarthy of Anonimo Media: Mark "Monkey" Byrne is an official member of the Sumatran Surfariis team. Words and video simply do NOT do the man justice. Here are a few key points: 1.) His voice is higher than Mike Tyson's 2.) He is buffer than Mike Tyson. 3.) He swears his dad is "much hairier" than him, though it is physically impossible for anyone to be "much" hairier than him, if at all. 4.) It is virtually impossible to knock this man off his surfboard, especially when he's in a barrel. 5.) He is fitter than you, no matter how young or old you are. 6.) He has more euphemisms for going the bathroom, having sex, getting drunk, getting tubed, and basically any physical act than you can possibly imaging 7.) He has more crazy stories, many of which will be repeated several times during the course of one boat trip, than you can possibly imagine. 8.) He does a mean Johnny Cash imitation, and his George Bush will have you pissing yourself. 9.) His dance moves blow yours away. 10.) This list could go on forever. 11.) You simply have not lived until you've taken a boat trip with this man. To find out how you can experience the awesomeness that is Monkey, check out http://www.sumatransurfariis.com for more info.(Less)