Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers. Beat by Lance Dean -...(More)

Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers. Beat by Lance Dean - from this video: this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at tell you bout one day when I was young I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on Something 'bout robots that destroy each other It made me want to go blow up my mother Oo, Anthony is not alone It made me want to go blow up my home Eventually I did, but that ain't the point I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right 'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap They told us that this script was full of nonsense I bet you thought I was gonna say crap because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that Transformers will -- punch you in the face Transformers won't -- do the Macerena Transformers -- always say no to drugs Transformers They don't even need to use a glock They can take you down with their electric shock Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock But not as much as a slap from my hand Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn) Optimus knows how to use his hose He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads Ooh, you like that, we switched it up Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt And Thunderblast is a slut What?... she is... Transformers will -- find a cure for death Transformers won't -- do your algebra Transformers -- are against terrorism Transformers The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot They got moves like you ain't ever got No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane Moves so whack that you can't explain Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain Moves that Decepticons could never attain You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame You fight to contain the shame you've obtained Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say Transformers -- hit the club like every day Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction They explode in your face like a chain reaction Transformers will -- run for president Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween Transformers -- hardcore since '84 (Less)