The "eBay song" <br /> <br />A used ... pink bathrobe <br />A rare ... mint...(More)

The "eBay song" <br /> <br />A used ... pink bathrobe <br />A rare ... mint snowglobe <br />A Smurf ... TV tray <br />I bought on eBay <br />My house ... is filled with this crap <br />Shows up in bubble wrap <br />Most every day <br />What I bought on eBay <br />Tell me why (I need another pet rock) <br />Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) <br />Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) <br />They had it on eBay <br />I'll buy ... your knick-knack <br />Just check ... my feedback <br />"A++!" they all say <br />They love me on eBay <br />Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) <br />Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) <br />(From some guy) I've never met in Norway <br />Found him on eBay <br />I am the type who is liable to snipe you <br />With two seconds left to go, whoa <br />Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please <br />As long as I've got the dough $$$$ <br />I'll buy ... your tchotchkes <br />Sell me ... your watch, please <br />I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) <br />I'm highest bidder now <br />(Junk keeps arriving in the mail) <br />(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) <br />(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) <br />Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay) <br />Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) <br />Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks) <br />Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) <br />(Found it on eBay) <br />Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) <br />(Pez dispensers and a toaster) <br />(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away) <br />(I'll buy on eBay) <br />What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y <br /> <br />The eBay Song Is By Weird AL Yankovic.. <br /> <br />(Less)