l'interview cultissime du show "in de gloria" <br /> <br />voici la version...(More)

l'interview cultissime du show "in de gloria" <br /> <br />voici la version longue et le texte traduit ci dessous : <br />host = eric hartman <br />high voice guy = valair <br />woman in wheelchair = marijke <br />man = talking guy in the audiance <br /> <br />story teller: <br />17 years ago, Eric Hartman was the host of the successful talk show, Boemerang--a show <br />that caused lots of commotion. <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />Marijke was 18 when a Doctor dammaged her spine during a routine operation, and Valair was victim of <br />an absent assistant. Tou are watching Boemerang, and today we are talking about medical failures. <br /> <br />>> Interview Scene: <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />Boemerang was it, it was mine. It was the first show on televison where we could speak freely about <br /> sadness, emotions and also sexuality...just about anything. It was a show about life, a show that <br />provoked lots of controversy. Boemerang was watched very critically, and so I knew that <br />whenever I made a mistake, I was f*cked..and euhm, during my show about medical failures, <br />it went completely wrong. <br /> <br />>> In Show Scene: <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />What exactly happened to you, Marijke? <br /> <br />MARIJKE: <br />I was hospitalized for a tumor, and when they operated on me, they hit my spine. (cries) <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />We'll return to you in a few minutes...Valair...you went to the hospital for a simple treatment. <br />How did that go wrong? <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* Well euhmm... <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />*cough* Excuse me <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* Well I had a lot of pain in my throat that was caused by my tonsils... <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />Your tonsils? <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* ...and the doctor recomended surgery. This (points to throat) is the consequence... <br /> <br />>> Interview Scene 2: <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />Valair's vocal cords were damaged, and when he spoke, his voice sounded so funny that I just had to laugh, <br /> even though I knew that I shouldn't. I tried to hold it back and concentrate on the seriousness <br />of the conversation, but the harder I tried, the more I thought: “I can't hold this in.” It was horrible! <br /> <br />>> In Show Scene 2: <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />Marijke? You had a normal life before the operation. When you first woke up and realized that your <br />life would never be the same, what was your reaction? <br /> <br /> <br />MARIJKE: <br />At first, a lot of disbelief. <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* Disbelief is actually the... <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />(laugh) Excuse me... <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* Disbelief is actually the right word... (Marijke dabs her eyes with tissue) <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />(laughs) <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* Disbelief was the first feeling I had as well, because I thought: “this can't be”... <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />(laughs harder) Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. So you <br />try to... (bursts out laughing) <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* I really don't understand what's so funny. <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />Sorry, valair. I’m really sorry. Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. So does this mean that, for example, <br />sexuality is now a big problem? <br /> <br />MARIJKE: <br />My boyfriend left me. <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />mmm...okay. <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* The fact is that... <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />(snorts) <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* ...that if you have sex, it's not just the physical part <br />that counts...the sweet talk is important, too. <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />(screams & bursts out laughing) <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* I find this very inappropriate....I mean, do we have to continue? <br />Because now I'd rather just remain silent. <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. Excuse me. We have a question from someone in the audience...sir, <br />you had a remark? <br /> <br />MAN: <br />*low voice* I got the same... <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />(bursts out laughing again) <br /> <br />MAN: <br />*low voice* ...My vocal cords were also damaged during a very easy treatment. (Eric is still laughing) <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* This is very inappropriate! (Gestures toward Eric) <br /> <br />MAN: <br />*low voice* It's very aggravating to be laughed at in your face. <br /> <br />VALAIR: <br />*high voice* You absolutely can't do this...!! <br /> <br />AUDIENCE: (applause) <br /> <br />ERIC HARTMAN: <br />It was a conspiracy...they just wanted me to leave. There were enough indications of this. Normally <br />I rehearased my show with my guests...but that evening, Valair couldn't make it on time. suddenly <br />the whole network <br />and I were fired, and Boemerang was over! That was the end of my career...my TV career. <br /> <br />You are still listening to Radio Randstad 103.4 FM with DJ Boemerang, I’m here for all your questions, <br /> requests, problems...do you wanna buy or sell something? It can all be done, just throw a question to <br />DJ Boemerang, and he'll throw the answer back! <br /> <br />*song starts, and movie ends* <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />(Less)