CHILDPROOF TELETUBBIES: REAL HOLLYWOOD STORY For all love and quips talk to TV at myspace.com/tviolence OR tv_says@yahoo.com Childproof's "terry bradshaw" is on iTunes, Snocap, as is the record Original Copy, which is for sale as a CD from TV. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* ================= FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SEX, DRUGS & TELETUBBIES ================= *+*+*+*+*+**+*+*+*+*+* After 10 years the Teletubbies real hollywood story is revealed, proving Rev. Jerry Falwell 100% right about the mysterious, genderless, alien creatures! Genderless? Not so! (as the shocking video reveals in lurid detail!) This raw, behind the camera view on the Tubbies' depraved lives unveils what the world always suspected, though "proof" was beyond our grasp. With the truth out it is painfully obvious we always knew and are thus complicit in the Tubbies' immoral indulgences. Like an absentee parent, we turned a blind eye, perversely reveling in our covert suspicion that the Teletubbies were secretly all about sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll. Sad but not surprising, their soul-sucking ways caught up. This video is dedicated to the memory of Tinky-Winky, who hung himself with a guitar string after Dipsy dumped him & immediately started dating a hockey player. R.I.P. Tinky-Winky ?-2007 "We all knew Dipsy was bad news. I cautioned Tinky-Winky about getting deeply involved," says Childproof singer TV, "I miss Tinky-Winky. He had his problems, especially drugs, but he was sweet to the bottom of his heart, until it broke & the drugs no longer worked. Dipsy continuing to contact Tinky, professing his love while seeing someone else, finally pushed him over the edge." Where are the Teletubbies today? Po got her act together & recently married a long-time earthling companion in a civil partnership ceremony. After Tinky-Winky's death Dipsy quit the hard-life & went back to school to become a nutritionist. Lala returned to The Teletubbie home planet and has not been seen in our dimension since. Today, billions of intergalactic fans still enjoy the Teletubbies show, & moreover, this exposé will no doubt signal a Tubby revival. The truth is out there, Jason Reiner Copenhagen, Denmark *+*+*+* ====== CREDITS ====== *+*+*+*+ CHILDPROOF "Terry Bradshaw" written by TV & Jay recorded by Steve Albini at Electrical Audio, Chicago The band is TV - singing, guitar Jay - guitar Dave - bass Nondor - drums (in the video) Billy - drums (on the song) THE VIDEO written by TV DIRECTED and edited by Deyson http://www.deysonortiz.com/ Additional direction, editing & VFX by Stivan CAST Tinky-Winky - TV Dipsy - Julia Lala - India Po - Nick The Director - Stivan The Clapper Girl - TV's mom Arab Gas Station Clerk - Jay Hookers - Nicole, AJ, Michelle, Rachel Smiling Homeless Kid - Mike COSTUMES by Julia & India +*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* ======================= PRESS RELEASE DANISH TRANSLATION ======================= +*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+ NEMLIG UMIDDELBAR Slippe : Køn , Narkotiske midler TELETUBBIES Efter 10 år den sand hollywood handling er løfte sløret for , prøvekørsel Rev. Jerry Falwell 100% lige omkring den hemmelighedsfuld udenfor køn, fremmed skabninger , Den Teletubbies! Udenfor køn? Ikke altså! ( nemlig den oprørende video løfte sløret for i lurid detalje! ) Indeværende hudløs , hale den kamera se på oven på den Tubbie's lastefuld lever afsløre hvad Amerika altid ane , selv om " påvisning " var over vor opfatte. Men hos den sandhed ud den er slette vi altid, vi er meddelagtighed i den Tubbie's immoral overbærenhed. Vi løfte sløret for i den skjult anelse at den Teletubbies var i det skjulte al omkring køn , narkotiske midler & gynge 'n' gynge. Bedrøvelig men ikke overraskende , deres sjæl - amme veje fanget oppe. Indeværende video er tilegnet hen til den hukommelse i Tinky - Afviserblink , hvem ophængt sig hos en guitar følge hvor Dipsy skilte sig & straks begyndte tidsbestemmelse en hockey spilleren. R.I.P. Tinky - Afviserblink? 2007 " vi al kendte Dipsy var skadelig nyheder. JEG advarsel! Tinky - Afviserblink omkring fik inderligt involveret " siger Childproof afsynge TV, "ja føle savnet af Tinky-Afviserblink. Han fik problematik , navnlig narkotiske midler, men var yndig hen til den det nederste af hans hjerte, indtil sig ruineret & den narkotiske midler ikke længere arbejdede." Der hvor er den Teletubbies idag? Po fik sig opføre sammen & i den senere tid gift for længe siden earthling ledsager i en høflig samarbejde handling. Efter Tinky - Afviserblink endeligt Dipsy forlade den skrap - liv & blev igen hen til skole hen til blive en naturvidenskabelig i nærende. Lala hjemkommen hen til Den Teletubbie hjem klode og har ikke blevet set i vor dimentional siden. Den sandhed er ude efter der! Jason Reiner København , Danmark
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