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Gays Of Nymphonia!

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06:30,

2009-01-19 07:51:54

Description: a spoof movie my bro and i made! hope ya laugh as hard as we did making it. ...then again, it might have been something in the water.... script, anyone?: Richter: give me that core sphere, you (More) a spoof movie my bro and i made! hope ya laugh as hard as we did making it. ...then again, it might have been something in the water.... script, anyone?: Richter: give me that core sphere, you stupid little boy. You are a pussy, so just do what I say. And while youre at it, give me that marta chick so I can totally kill her by stabbing her in the vagina with my really big sword. Richter: Hahahahahaha! Emil: ah, haill nah, nigga!, i know you aynt tryin to send me., i'm about to blow all up in this bitch,. you wanna go?.. ah... haill... naw.. i'm a bust a cap up in yo ass!. don't mess with my homies, or i'm a gonna kick yo motha fuckin ass to kingdom come,! now lets get crunked up in here, and eat my mama's food,. that bitch's cookin is slaps,.... my name is emil, fool,. don't fuck wit me when i get all up in my ratatosk mode,. and don't you forget it biotches!, beetches!, nigga, pleez... Zelos: lets just chill for a moment. Emil doesnt like marta that way. He totally wants you in his pants. So how about we all just hold hands and be gay together. Oh, and we can drug sheena and use her boobs as bongo drums and you and emil can sing love songs, and you can lay him down by the fire. Sound good to you? Richter: dot dot dot sure. I can live with that. But wait! No! just give me the damn core sphere! Im not gay! Emil: aw. I mean, no! Im not gay, either. Zelos: just come out the closet already. You are, like, sooooo obvious. Ohmygawd. Richter: well I understand why some people choose to be gay. the opposite sex is bad. you can get aids and die! boys will get vaginal cancer, and girls will get clamydia. holding hands makes babies. if you have a baby before you turn 22 and a half, it will eat its way out of your uterus and feed upon small children. Emil: dot dot dot Zelos: hahaha Richter: but i'm not talking sizewise, hahahahahaha! but anyhoo, this is how babies are made. an angel messes with god and god sends them to sit in a woman's twat for 9 months. then the female goes to king's island and eats a bologna sandwich. Emil: really? Zelos: hahaha Richter: she then eats a friid ohreo, and kills a man for not giving her enough pickles. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha) then the woman goes to the water park in her hotel after getting shit faced drunk, goes down the sbiggest water slide there while the pickle juice and oreo inside her belly begin to ferment. when she goes into the tunnel, a child pops from her vagi, and she eats it. the end. Emil: ohmygawd,. Dot dot dot, for cereal?, now I really am going to be gay. enters ratatosk mode NO! I WILL NEVER BE A DICK SUCKING QUEER! WHAT THE FUCK?! SHUT the fock UP, RICKTER! returns to regular old wimpy gay emil oh my focking gawd. That is some scary ass shit. Is marta really like that? Zelos: yes. Yes she is. Shes a bitch, too. Dog: barks Marta: fuck you guys! Zelos: I wish you would! Marta: dot dot dot Im going home! Richter: dont make me go all crazy on you, you dirty slut faced hooker! Emil: dot dot dot,. Be nice rickter! Zelos: in my closet! Richter: stop that. Zelos: thats what shee said! Emil: Leave marta alone, rickter! Zelos: in my pants! Wink wink! Emil: (Fun facial expression) Zelos: i'm a little teapot, short and stout.... here is my handle, here is my penis,!!! penis and vagina,! it makes me want to touch myself with a feather duster and a pair of tweezers. oh baby, yeah.... that's it.... bow chicka wow wow.... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah baby! that feels nice! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh! ooh, yeah! that's the spot! yeah! yeah! yeah! give it to me! oooooh! urhh! where's the remote? Richter: fuck it. Ill just come back later. (Less)

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