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Topless petrol pump

12,

01:25,

2008-04-18 10:17:40

Description: Un défi sexy en échange d'argent...

Channel: dailymotion

Tags: sex sexy topless gag funny crazy money marrant rigolo

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LOL

10,

00:15,

2008-04-18 17:12:34

Description: Faut monter le son, (pump up the volume) on entend mal

Channel: myspace

Tags: Cars Fast Fear Freak Furious Gag Humour

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intercom madness part 2

00:11,

2008-09-01 18:18:01

Description: Will "Vercetti" and Daniel "Bellic" at shopping center on intercom. Will yelling "penis pump" on intercom on busy day

Channel: youtube

Tags: as funny gag hell hilarious intercom madness part prank

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Cat Stevens' Pump Fakes Smokey Robinson

10,

00:17,

2008-10-04 22:11:08

Description: One of my cats (Cat Stevens) taunts the other (Smokey Robinson) with bizarre "jump attack" type manouever. Odd.

Channel: youtube

Tags: Bit black cat cats comedy funny gag grey hilarious joke jump Robinson Smokey Stevens taunt

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Eazy-e

26,

04:50,

2008-04-17 14:15:54

Description: LYRICS ARE BELOW ______ Yo Ren, you're ready to go get this move? [Believe that, boy] You're strapped? [Yeah, you know it] Let's go do this, man, I got it all planned (More) LYRICS ARE BELOW ______ Yo Ren, you're ready to go get this move? [Believe that, boy] You're strapped? [Yeah, you know it] Let's go do this, man, I got it all planned out [Yeah, shoot any motherfucker that moves] *pow* ["Alright everybody..."] This is a stick-up, everybody get face-down Ren, gag their mouths so they can't make a sound Tie em up for the fact that I'm kickin ass I got my hand on my gat, and I'm tempted to blast My name is Eazy, but I go the hard way out This ain't personal, but now I'm about to commit a crime and go thru with it You know what, no need for shakin, because I'm used to it Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand Yeah, he's wearin' a badge, but he's a ol ass man Pump his ass in the head, and take his gun so me and the punk can go one on one Cover the lens on the TV screen you know, so me and my gang just can't be seen Lock the doors, and throw away the key Close the blinds, so no motherfuckers can see and smile, you know, cause I'm controllin the shit and no sucker ass nigga's gonna stop the hit Wardrobes and locs, and a Ruthless shirt That means I'm ready to work, and rush a fool to the dirt, so Chorus: ["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow* (repeat 4X) [Alright, anybody move and I'll blow your fuckin head off] Allright... Empty your pockets, but do it slow Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor Don't make me have to set an example today and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard Laughin at the dumb ass security guard who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word I should have known it before, the motherfucker's a nerd But back to the bitches I'm peepin and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin Took her to the backroom, about to jack Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!" There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her The suspense was makin' me sick She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick! I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand [What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man] Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so [Chorus] [I said get down. I want you all face-down on the floor Anybody moves and I shoot] Stackin up the money and there's more to collect cause I don't give a fuck, I take traveler's checks Yo, Ren, peep out the window, and tell me what you see [Three motherfuckin police starin at me; what to do now?] Hurry up and get on Allright, tell me, who is the motherfuckin alarm? I'm a give ya a chance, and count to three or else five of ya bitches are comin with me [Police: Allright, Allright, come out niggaz, or we're coming in This is the only chance to turn yourself in] Fuck you! We got hostages, and plenty of loot and don't give a damn and not afraid to shoot We're sendin out the hostages, all except five and if you don't meet our demands, they won't stay alive We want a copter, so we can get away clean and take some pussy along, if you know what I mean One hostage got brave, and got off the floor but I smoked his ass before he got to the door [Police: They shot a hostage, they shot a hostage!] [MC Ren: You stupid motherfucker tryin' to run now you're dead as fuck tryin' to race a gun] [Police: Allright, this is the last chance to get off your ass or else the tear gas is about to blast] I ran to the back and Ren followed behind to a hell of a spot that was hard to find The bank was fucked up, the shit was smokin with screamin hostages, runnin and chokin Gettin away, but I was suddenly stopped at point blank range, by a motherfuckin cop And I hope they don't think that a lesson was taught cause a nigga like the E was finally caught My gat wouldn't fire, the shit wouldn't work So, y'all know what time it is Chorus [Police: Well I'm giving you five seconds to let us thru the gate or I'm gonna shoot two of your guards] [Hehe, they got me once, but they'll never get me again] (Less)

Channel: youtube

Tags: blood coast compton cpt crips eazy gangsta HipHop LA MC move nobody NWA old rap Ren school shit west westcoast

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Isabella fight against UnitedHealthCare

42,

07:09,

2008-05-08 03:10:01

Description: Email us at griggsfive@charter.net with comments or suggestions. Please, please help us if you can! Video Text: I'd like to introduce you to an amazing little girl This is Isabella She (More) Email us at griggsfive@charter.net with comments or suggestions. Please, please help us if you can! Video Text: I'd like to introduce you to an amazing little girl This is Isabella She recently celebrated her 4th birthday Her beautiful life has been filled with complex medical issues and complications Her medical diagnosis include: *esophageal atresia * PDA, ASD, VSD, and heart defects * epilepsy * mild hearing loss bilaterally * Celiac disease * severe oral aversion with g-tube dependence She has endured 6 major surgeries, including open heart surgery, as well as 9 minor procedures She has spent over 150 days in the hospital during her lifetime She has over 20 scars on her tiny body to attest to her struggle, Despite it all, Isabella is a dazzling, energetic, and feisty little girl She has endured more pain, suffering, and surgery than most adults do in a lifetime Because of her extensive health history, Isabella never learned how to eat, and has received all nutrition through her g-tube for most of her life. Now that most of her restrictive health issues are behind her, Isabella wants to learn to eat like a normal child, but she doesn't know what to do, as she has never been taught how. Her oral motor skills are uncoordinated, and when she tries to eat, she will often gag, choke, or vomit. This is very scary for her. Isabella's medical team attempted an intensive inpatient feeding program at Children's Hospital of Wisconsin. During this 2 week program, doctors and psychologists attempted to help Isabella overcome her fears of food and increase her eating. Isabella failed the program . . . . . twice. CHW doctors recommended a world renowned 6-8 week intensive program at Kennedy Krieger Institute in Baltimore, MD In October of last year, KKI doctors evaluated Isabella and felt she was a good candidate for their program For the first time in her life, we felt Isabella might have a chance at eating like a normal child. We had hope. But now, because of our insurance company, United HealthCare, that hope is dwingling fast. UnitedHealthCare refuses to approve or pay for admission for Isabella to Kennedy Krieger Institute We filed an appeal, and it was denied Over the past year, Isabella has grown to despise her g-tube feeds. For unknown reasons, tube feedings cause her pain and discomfort, and Isabella will scream, cry, and hit herself in the face and stomach Then she will vomit, causing expelling the very food she needs to stay alive Tube feeding using a slow drip pump also causes pain and vomiting, and poses a risk of aspiration if done while sleeping Isabella would much rather eat like other children her age, but UnitedHealthCare won't give her that chance She will not voluntarily take bites of food -- she does not know how and it scares her We have tried to force her to eat - But Isabella's aversion to food is so severe; she will do anything to avoid eating She will cover her face, clench her teeth, turn her head away, gag, and vomit It's not pretty, is it? We do this 4 times a day, every day. And after all this struggle, we still need to give her tube feeds -- causing more pain and United HealthCare thinks this is perfectly acceptable Kennedy Krieger Institute has helped many children similar to Isabella overcome their fears, aversions, and inabilities to consume food orally and eliminate the need for tube feeding Please, someone, HELP us! Our United Healthcare policy specifically approves inpatient hospitalization -- this is what we are trying to get approved They have denied her treatment, claiming it is nutrition based (an exclusion in our policy)- this program is NOT nutrition based! This program addresses the medical and behavioral issues associated with oral consumption of food. We have paid our premiums for coverage which includes inpatient hospitalization We have multiple doctors who will attest to Isabella's need for this program And we have a world renowned hospital providing proof of the effectiveness of this type of treatment on Children like Isabella And yet we still cannot get United Healthcare to approve this program for Isabella We cannot afford to pay for it out of pocket and if she does not receive this treatment, she will likely be tube fed -- her entire life. United Healthcare, PLEASE, give Isabella a chance to learn to eat and spare her further pain and suffering Please pass this on to your family and friends. We hope that by spreading awareness we can somehow get Isabella the treatment she needs. We don't know where to turn next, so we are hoping a viewer can offer us useful advice or information. Thank you for taking the time to watch this video. Ben and Stephanie (Isabella's Dad and Mom) griggsfive@charter.net (Less)

Channel: youtube

Tags: Institute Isabella Kennedy Krieger UnitedHealthCare

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Eazy-E - Nobody Move

16,

04:50,

2008-04-12 03:47:55

Description: I will try to upload all Eazy-E songs(and maby other artists) With Lyrics! soo look at my channel for more videos! Yo Ren, you're ready to go get this move? (Believe that, boy) You're (More) I will try to upload all Eazy-E songs(and maby other artists) With Lyrics! soo look at my channel for more videos! Yo Ren, you're ready to go get this move? (Believe that, boy) You're strapped? (Yeah, you know it) Let's go do this, man, I got it all planned out (Yeah, shoot any motherfucker that moves) [pow] ("Alright everybody...") This is a stick-up, everybody get face-down Ren, gag their mouths so they can't make a sound Tie em up for the fact that I'm kickin ass I got my hand on my gat, and I'm tempted to blast My name is Eazy, but I go the hard way out This ain't personal, but now I'm about to commit a crime and go thru with it You know what, no need for shakin, because I'm used to it Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand Yeah, he's wearin' a badge, but he's a ol ass man Pump his ass in the head, and take his gun so me and the punk can go one on one Cover the lens on the TV screen you know, so me and my gang just can't be seen Lock the doors, and throw away the key Close the blinds, so no motherfuckers can see and smile, you know, cause I'm controllin the shit and no sucker ass nigga's gonna stop the hit Wardrobes and locs, and a Ruthless shirt That means I'm ready to work, and rush a fool to the dirt, so [Chorus:] ("Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt") [pow] [repeat 4X] (Alright, anybody move and I'll blow your fuckin head off) Allright... Empty your pockets, but do it slow Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor Don't make me have to set an example today and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard Laughin at the dumb ass security guard who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word I should have known it before, the motherfucker's a nerd But back to the bitches I'm peepin and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin Took her to the backroom, about to jack Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!" There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her The suspense was makin' me sick She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick! I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand (What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man) Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so [Chorus] (I said get down. I want you all face-down on the floor Anybody moves and I shoot) Stackin up the money and there's more to collect cause I don't give a fuck, I take traveler's checks Yo, Ren, peep out the window, and tell me what you see (Three motherfuckin police starin at me; what to do now?) Hurry up and get on Allright, tell me, who is the motherfuckin alarm? I'm a give ya a chance, and count to three or else five of ya bitches are comin with me ([Police:] Allright, Allright, come out niggaz, or we're coming in This is the only chance to turn yourself in) Fuck you! We got hostages, and plenty of loot and don't give a damn and not afraid to shoot We're sendin out the hostages, all except five and if you don't meet our demands, they won't stay alive We want a copter, so we can get away clean and take some pussy along, if you know what I mean One hostage got brave, and got off the floor but I smoked his ass before he got to the door ([Police:] They shot a hostage, they shot a hostage!) ([MC Ren:] You stupid motherfucker tryin' to run now you're dead as fuck tryin' to race a gun) ([Police:] Allright, this is the last chance to get off your ass or else the tear gas is about to blast) I ran to the back and Ren followed behind to a hell of a spot that was hard to find The bank was fucked up, the shit was smokin with screamin hostages, runnin and chokin Gettin away, but I was suddenly stopped at point blank range, by a motherfuckin cop And I hope they don't think that a lesson was taught cause a nigga like the E was finally caught My gat wouldn't fire, the shit wouldn't work So, y'all know what time it is [Chorus] ([Police:] Well I'm giving you five seconds to let us thru the gate or I'm gonna shoot two of your guards) (Hehe, they got me once, but they'll never get me again) [ www.azlyrics.com ] (Less)

Channel: youtube

Tags: Ball Classical Easy Eazy-E Hip-Hop Old Rap Records Ruthless School

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Eazy-E - Nobody Move

04:50,

2008-03-31 01:38:01

Description: I will try to upload all Eazy-E songs(and maby other artists) With Lyrics! soo look at my channel for more videos! Yo Ren, you're ready to go get this move? (Believe that, boy) (More) I will try to upload all Eazy-E songs(and maby other artists) With Lyrics! soo look at my channel for more videos! Yo Ren, you're ready to go get this move? (Believe that, boy) You're strapped? (Yeah, you know it) Let's go do this, man, I got it all planned out (Yeah, shoot any motherfucker that moves) [pow] ("Alright everybody...") This is a stick-up, everybody get face-down Ren, gag their mouths so they can't make a sound Tie em up for the fact that I'm kickin ass I got my hand on my gat, and I'm tempted to blast My name is Eazy, but I go the hard way out This ain't personal, but now I'm about to commit a crime and go thru with it You know what, no need for shakin, because I'm used to it Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand Yeah, he's wearin' a badge, but he's a ol ass man Pump his ass in the head, and take his gun so me and the punk can go one on one Cover the lens on the TV screen you know, so me and my gang just can't be seen Lock the doors, and throw away the key Close the blinds, so no motherfuckers can see and smile, you know, cause I'm controllin the shit and no sucker ass nigga's gonna stop the hit Wardrobes and locs, and a Ruthless shirt That means I'm ready to work, and rush a fool to the dirt, so [Chorus:] ("Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt") [pow] [repeat 4X] (Alright, anybody move and I'll blow your fuckin head off) Allright... Empty your pockets, but do it slow Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor Don't make me have to set an example today and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard Laughin at the dumb ass security guard who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word I should have known it before, the motherfucker's a nerd But back to the bitches I'm peepin and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin Took her to the backroom, about to jack Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!" There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her The suspense was makin' me sick She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick! I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand (What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man) Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so [Chorus] (I said get down. I want you all face-down on the floor Anybody moves and I shoot) Stackin up the money and there's more to collect cause I don't give a fuck, I take traveler's checks Yo, Ren, peep out the window, and tell me what you see (Three motherfuckin police starin at me; what to do now?) Hurry up and get on Allright, tell me, who is the motherfuckin alarm? I'm a give ya a chance, and count to three or else five of ya bitches are comin with me ([Police:] Allright, Allright, come out niggaz, or we're coming in This is the only chance to turn yourself in) Fuck you! We got hostages, and plenty of loot and don't give a damn and not afraid to shoot We're sendin out the hostages, all except five and if you don't meet our demands, they won't stay alive We want a copter, so we can get away clean and take some pussy along, if you know what I mean One hostage got brave, and got off the floor but I smoked his ass before he got to the door ([Police:] They shot a hostage, they shot a hostage!) ([MC Ren:] You stupid motherfucker tryin' to run now you're dead as fuck tryin' to race a gun) ([Police:] Allright, this is the last chance to get off your ass or else the tear gas is about to blast) I ran to the back and Ren followed behind to a hell of a spot that was hard to find The bank was fucked up, the shit was smokin with screamin hostages, runnin and chokin Gettin away, but I was suddenly stopped at point blank range, by a motherfuckin cop And I hope they don't think that a lesson was taught cause a nigga like the E was finally caught My gat wouldn't fire, the shit wouldn't work So, y'all know what time it is [Chorus] ([Police:] Well I'm giving you five seconds to let us thru the gate or I'm gonna shoot two of your guards) (Hehe, they got me once, but they'll never get me again) [ www.azlyrics.com ] (Less)

Channel: youtube