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4,
01:05,
2007-04-12 15:41:09
Description: A clip from "Peep Show" series 1, episode 1.
Jez and Mark have an argument because Jez thinks Mark tried to sabotage his fuck buddy relationship efforts with Toni by making fun of his music (More) A clip from "Peep Show" series 1, episode 1.
Jez and Mark have an argument because Jez thinks Mark tried to sabotage his fuck buddy relationship efforts with Toni by making fun of his music track with her. (Less) Channel: youtube
37,
01:30,
2009-09-10 05:04:21
Description: 2 posh sluts fuck 1 cock
Channel: megaporn
39,
04:36,
2007-09-30 12:23:27
Description: DJ Quik - Get Down ft. Chingy
[DJ Quik]
(Shoot back) I'm hard and I'm flossy and I'm all that
You talk a lot of shit, where yo' bodyguard at?
I got a pocket full of money, (More) DJ Quik - Get Down ft. Chingy
[DJ Quik]
(Shoot back) I'm hard and I'm flossy and I'm all that
You talk a lot of shit, where yo' bodyguard at?
I got a pocket full of money, where the mall at?
Where the quads at, where the drinks, where the broads at?
(Shoot back) Niggaz fightin over bitches need to squash that
You shouldn't be disgruntled cause you didn't learn to posh that
It's black pussy and I'm still tryin to wash that
Rinse it up, lip to butt, right between the center gut
(Shoot back) Sit in my lap, and look at my snaps
Drop a 20 and watch these troublemakers fightin for scraps
My drawers so clean, my nuts are so powdered
Don't stress me out, just eat your clam chowder
Tryin to stick my honeybee into yo' flower
If you like this record then make the shit louder
(Shoot back) It's so terrific out on the Pacific
Green plants and dancin make you feel lifted
I'm DJ Quik and I'm so fuckin gifted
That you didn't even feel when the momentum shifted
(Shoot back) I turned the pocket around
And slowed it all the way DOWN, I'm a musical cop now
[Chorus]
Get down on the ground, spread your legs, put your hands behind your back
Get up and walk backwards towards me
You under arrest for them big-ass breasts
And that ass made me think you had a strap, pick your ass up
Get down on your face, spread 'em wide, where your ID?
Why you tryin to lie to me? You've got the right to remain
Either you can ride the big-ass bus
go to jail or go home with us, I need backup
[Chingy]
Excuse me miss, I'm pullin you over
Cause your ass is extremely too fat
You need backup Quik? I'm the right nigga to get
My picks are thick stallion, I'm slangin the dick
Still bangin the bricks, with the 'caine and the 6
Remain in the mix, because I'm famous and shit
(Shoot back) Let the guest in, doors open, my entourage walked in
Let's get some whore scopin I'm open for more pokin
On my wrist is 50 tokens, buy that chump
Sold a show out for a mill', try that chump
I'm on the boat still listenin to, "Way 2 Fonky"
Park that ass right hurr chick and make that monkey
talk for me, when ya walk I see
a clear speech come and get it I got some for each
Now I'm bumpin on the radio and put it on repeat
Play it loud in the streets, go out and get yourself a freak
The, moral of the story is we hoe-hoppin police
Know your rights, put these cuffs on, you locked in these sheets
[Chorus]
[Chingy]
Okay - incenst cologne, women be attracted
Got the best sex c'mon, it's somethin 'bout the action
When they flex wet and bone, a model or a actress
I attach this note, before the script get wrote
(Shoot back) She see the list, text you're gone
I tap it make it happen stress there's eggs at home
A captain be reactin to the sweat as you moan
Hold up give me a second
I think Quik got somethin else to say before we end this record
[DJ Quik]
This beat is for your uncle and aunt
It's old enough to be dope, but young enough to be hot
Dedicated to everybody been beat by the cops
Just tryin to get to the party and pop tequila in shot
The legendary incindiary resentment for authority figures
From the most vocal of the local niggaz
California to death, bringin Compton to life
Makin beats that'll snap yo' neck and have you writin a check
You need to
[Chorus] (Less) Channel: youtube
145,
00:31,
2008-05-10 00:58:41
Description: These are not uplifting times for those who believe that, all things considered, it would be nice if looks weren't absolutely everything. The tidal wave of analysis about Madame Sarkozy's (More) These are not uplifting times for those who believe that, all things considered, it would be nice if looks weren't absolutely everything. The tidal wave of analysis about Madame Sarkozy's Dior (air hostessy or not air hostessy?), Madame's cheekbones (natural or enhanced?), Madame's nude portrait (arty or tarty?) was merely a sand-marker.
This level of debate is played out weekly in the celebitchy magazines, and hourly on countless websites such as thesartorialist.com, an almost elegiacally earnest and tastefully laid-out pictorial blog dedicated to what stylish members of the public are wearing, or the slightly less tastefully laid-out forums with names such as rate-my-rack.org.
"Looks," as the novelist Fay Weldon says, "are still the most important thing for women. Nowadays, all little girls are told that they're beautiful by their mothers, even when they're not. We're terribly conflicted. We don't want appearances to be important, but almost everything we do reinforces that they are. Awful? Yes, if you think that there's such a thing as justice or people being born equal.
"But there are lots of things that are unfair about birth. Every small girl has to come to terms with the way she looks. In a way it's better now, because everyone can make themselves look better with cosmetics and surgery, but that in turn leads to an obsession that's becoming almost dystopian. Look how aspirational the WAG lifestyle has become -- a lifestyle that's entirely predicated on how good women look and their ability to snare a man. We are in a moment of severe backlash against everything that feminists fought for."
If you were a raging optimist, you might interpret the tireless chronicling of Posh's nail extensions and Hermes bag collection as a victory against those doom-mongers who claim that these days we all have the attention span of a pair of hotpants. Not when it comes to arguing the case for and against the ones that Britney Spears recently wore, we don't. You would dismiss theories that the media's saturation coverage -- and the public's devouring -- of the McCanns was partly a result of their being photogenic.
There is absolutely nothing new about "lookist" societies. Certainly since Chaucer, who wasn't exactly backward about coming forward with scathing descriptions of people's appearances, British and Irish literature has teemed with the pulchritudinous. Nora Joyce was less than flattered by her husband James' depiction of her in Ulysses -- the character of Molly Bloom being closely based on her. Nora complained: "What do you think of a book with a big, fat, horrible married woman as the heroine?"
Beauty was the only currency a woman could call her own. Hence this 140 years later, from George Eliot (a woman who was definitely more of a thinker than a looker) on Dorothea Brooke on the first page -- in the first sentence! -- of Middlemarch: "Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress." Or this -- from the first line -- of Jane Austen's Emma: "Handsome, clever and rich." Where the plain are allowed to exist (Jane Eyre, Northanger Abbey) there is, alas, often a whiff of disingenuous Ugly Betty-itis.
We don't need Desmond Morris to tell us that good looks are a biological preference, denoting good health and a gene pool that is generally innocent of cross-pollinating brothers and sisters. We also don't need me, a fashion editor who has done her share of critiquing other women's appearances (only those, I hope, who were fair game, although occasionally I have done the Devil's work) to tell us that henceforth we should repent our superficial ways and never speak harshly of TV presenter Carol Vorderman again.
And the reason we don't need me or Dr Morris to point this out is because we have our Better Natures, which for centuries have been engaged in a duel with our instincts on this very subject.
Better Nature advises you not to go for a man who looks like Brad Pitt but has the brains of a flower pot. Instinct says what glorious-looking children you will have together. Better Nature is the recent call for an industry watchdog to curtail the amount of airbrushing in magazines in an attempt to present women with more realistic images. Instinct means that a woman with even mildly unconventional looks on the cover of a glossy magazine can have a deleterious impact on sales. Better Nature is society placing gags on itself under the aegis of political correctness.
If a balance is more or less achieved between these conflicting impulses, then that, arguably, is the best we can hope for. Let's not forget, as Michael Herz, the head of design at luxury clothing manufacturer Aquascutum, says, "the huge enjoyment to be derived from taking an interest in how you and people around you look. Fashion and make-up can be power tools. The problem is that everything is increasingly bound up with appearance." (Less) Channel: youtube
11,
01:42,
2008-05-28 02:50:20
Description: fuck the earth and its beatuiful gods
Channel: youtube
36,
02:42,
2008-04-17 13:28:57
Description: Lady Sovereign - Love Me or Hate Me (Official Music Video) Download the ringtone at http://SuperDrifting.com Lady Sovereign - Love Me or Hate Me Lyrics Yeah, It's officially the biggest (More) Lady Sovereign - Love Me or Hate Me (Official Music Video) Download the ringtone at http://SuperDrifting.com Lady Sovereign - Love Me or Hate Me Lyrics Yeah, It's officially the biggest midget in the game. I dunno. Make way for the S.O.V. [Chorus (x2):] Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then thank you! If you hate me then fuck you! I'm fat, I need a diet. No, in fact I'm just here lying And I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s, but I write all the best disses. I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this. I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty shit. Ugh! Never had my nails done. Bite them down until they're numb. I'm the one with the non-existent bum, Now I don't really give a....Ugh! I'm missing my shepherd's pie Like a high maintenance chick missin' her diamonds. I'm missin' my clippers lighters. Now bow down to your royal highness. No! I don't own a corgi. Had the hamster - it died 'cause I ignored it. Go on then, go on report me, I'm English, try and deport me! [Chorus (x2):] Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then thank you! If you hate me then fuck you! I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears. I don't like drinking fancy champy, I'll stick wit Heineken beers. Whoops, might burp in ya face, A little unlady-like, What can I say? Well oh gosh I'm not posh, me, I wear odd socks. I do what I'm doing, yeah! So everybody's entitled to opinions, I open my mouth and shit I got millions. I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid, I'll make you giggle till your sick Cause my nose jiggles while I spit. Yeah I do have some stories And its true I want all the glory. Go on then, come on support me, I'm English, try and deport me! [Chorus (x2):] Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then thank you! If you hate me then fuck you! Love me or hate me Love me or hate me So I can't dance and I really can't sing. I can only do one thing, And that's be Lady Sovereign! So I can't dance and I really can't sing. I can only do one thing, And that's be Lady Sovereign! [Chorus (x4):] Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then thank you! If you hate me then fuck you! [x2:] Love me or hate me Love me or hate me Love me or hate me I can only do one thing, And that's be Lady Sovereign! (Less) Channel: metacafe
5913,
01:23,
2007-03-06 20:40:20
Description: Ok..We did more testing with raw pork and coke and this one will blow your mind!
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 (More) Ok..We did more testing with raw pork and coke and this one will blow your mind!
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12085,
04:14,
2007-10-19 21:01:08
Description: Watch as A Fob child gets a B- on his report Card
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 (More) Watch as A Fob child gets a B- on his report Card
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16,
00:22,
2008-02-01 18:07:18
Description: tell me what you want. also remeber to message me with questons for my Q&A video
Channel: youtube
6,
01:04,
2008-01-24 14:32:40
Description: venn diagram of a pussay
Channel: youtube
31,
01:47,
2007-09-12 08:09:27
Description: The High Priest Of Rap Review By Subba-Cultcha www.subbacultcha.com
Kai Motta is a man on a mission. He wants to take the rap game by the balls and slap it into life. Whether it is as Special Agent (More) The High Priest Of Rap Review By Subba-Cultcha www.subbacultcha.com
Kai Motta is a man on a mission. He wants to take the rap game by the balls and slap it into life. Whether it is as Special Agent 0069, Public Enema No.1 or as this album proclaims, the High Priest of Rap, he is delivering a different flavour of rap with his tongue firmly placed in the cheek. Indeed, as much of this album professes, the tongue seems to be placed in between the cheeks of some young lady. 'The arse is as tight as the vadge of a 12 year old girl' he raps on MC hammer sampled nod to 2 Live Crew, Hammer Her Time. Fun for all the family this ain't. 'I'll fuck Chantelle's arse until she bleeds' he continues on Who You Gonna Call? a spitting vitriol against popular culture with the aid of the Ghostbusters theme. Sometimes the graphic swearing and sexual imagery can bring a queasy feeling, but you can't deny that Motta is a man on a mission to entertain. What is interesting though is that this album could so easily have been a throwaway joke, yet there is enough ability in Motta's vocal to add substance. Kai dips back into the rap of the eighties for his guidance; samples heavy, playful beats and silly lyrics pack his music to a decent effect. Get Up Get Down is a fine example of Kai dropping the Heat magazine smuttery and concentrating on the music to better result. The bluesy guitar line forms a solid hook and the party beat gives Kai a strong pulpit to spread the word. This is where his strengths certainly sit.
You can't fault the man for setting his stall out early on. Let Me Touch You Inside opens to exaggerated sex noises over sleazy electric guitar as Motta exclaims '2006 or 2007, the High Priest of Rap is taking you to heaven.' He also portions off one comparison almost immediately. Son of a Beastie Boy allows no one to dangle over him the obvious comparison between his style and that of the Beasties. Indeed, this is another of the more pleasing moments on the album. Welcome to London opens with the national anthem bleating out only to be smacked back into its gilded box by the Franz Ferdinand's Take Me Out. This forms the bed for Kai to lace his humorous flow all over the listener's ears. The borrowed tune actually works quite well, as is the case for Special Agent 0069 which plunders Saturday Night Fever and sees Kai imagine the glossy, celebrity life he is destined to assume. This is continued on the slightly bizarre They Want Me To Touch Them Deep Inside in which Victoria 'posh spice' Beckham gets her 'rectum full of (the High Priest's) semen' which leaves a somewhat odd taste in the mouth. Finally, Vanilla Ice gets the Motta treatment, 'stop, masturbate and listen' we are urged as Kai leads on a merry sexual journey. As a fun album, this is not so bad. The music is carefully considered, although I wonder how big the royalty's bill will be with all those samples. In my personal opinion though, Kai is better when he plays it straight. Drop the gimmicks and excess cussing, because there is enough talent there to make some quality music. (Less) Channel: youtube
59,
05:02,
2007-03-14 08:23:47
Description: Lizzy the Lezzy doing an L word special! contains spoilers from season 3.
I'm lizzy the lezzy the L word is cool
I'm lizzy the lezzy those girls make us drool
I'm lizzy the lezzy (More) Lizzy the Lezzy doing an L word special! contains spoilers from season 3.
I'm lizzy the lezzy the L word is cool
I'm lizzy the lezzy those girls make us drool
I'm lizzy the lezzy we all fancy shane
I'm lizzy the lezzy but jenny is a pain
Hello. My name is lizzy. I'm a lesbian. so naturally, I watch the L word. Finally, us lesbians get to watch lots of hot sexy chicks going down on each other -- they do quite a good job don't they, even if most of them are straight in real life. *sigh* oh well, we can still fantasise.
People always ask me, who is your favourite L word character? Who would you want to sleep with? I don't really know, I'd like to sleep with them all actually -- except for that awful Tonya. I wouldn't go near her with a barge pole! Bla! Dana, what were you thinking? That girl was a raving loony! Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, because now you're dead. I hope you've been reunited with Mr. Piddles. Oh, and I'm really glad you got to sleep with the lovely lara again before you died. I don't usually go for red-haired chicks, but that lara.... Mmm.... Yummy... I wouldn't mind dying if lara was licking my pussy.
And what about jenny? Poor fucked-up jenny. Psycho jenny. Normally I would quite fancy jenny, a nice pretty Jewish girl and all that, but she really got the bum storyline didn't she? (Don't worry jenny, we all loved you in 24.) it's a shame coz it was all going so well at the beginning for you when you left Tim and you were getting it on with Marina. Ohhh Marina.... Now she's HOT! Chicks that hot that it scare me actually. if I ever got so lucky as to end up in bed with marina, I think I'd shit myself.
And then there's tina. Tina's sweet isn't she? Except when she's fucking guys of course. tut. silly. and beautiful bette. Dear bette. You really should chill out a little, and I don't mean in a Buddhist retreat. I keep hoping you'll rip off that boring business suit one day and show us all how you can really move that sexy flexible body of yours. Nice one with Candace by the way *wink* naughty...
And I wouldn't mind sleeping with Helena Peabody either, if her surname wasn't Peabody. Pfff. Helena Peabody. naa. Too posh for me. I prefer the kind of girl who farts in bed, like alice. You fart in bed, don't you alice? I bet you do hehe
And then there's shane. Everybody loves shane. *Sigh* have we learned nothing? Why do we always go for the bastards? She did seem to behave a little bit better though, with that delicious Carmen. Mmmm...Carmen de la Pica Morales. te quiero, muchooo mucho . Although I gotta admit... I also might be tempted to cheat on you if rosanna arquette wanted me as much as she wanted shane. I fuckin love rosanna arquette. Rosanna!
But surprisingly enough, moira, or rather, max has emerged as my all time favourite L word hero. Max, I take my pants off to you. When I saw you get that thing out and fuck Billy up the ass I vowed I would never miss another episode again. Fucking classic it was . I don't think I would like that though. Ouch! In fact I think I'll just put my pants back on actually, and take off my hat to you instead.
Anyway, I cant wait to see what happens next. Will dana come back from the dead? Will lisa the lesbian come back with a vagina? Will max fuck somebody else up the ass? Find out in the new season, of the L word... that's L for lizzy the lezzy of course ;)
girls in tight dresses with navy blue sashes...snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes... no hang on.. that's not right... hmm, um girls in tight dresses who drag with mustaches...chicks driving fast... um no, um...
fighting screaming fucking cleaning humping heaving pooing peeing hmm no um... shit.
I'm sorry, I cant sing is it ok if I do one of my own songs? Thanks.
add me on:
http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn or
http://www.myspace.com/garythegay
there are also episodes there in spanish, french, german and hebrew!
shop lizzy and gary at:
http://www.cafepress.com/lizzythelezzy (Less) Channel: youtube
21877,
08:40,
2008-04-21 11:58:41
Description: Perverts like us really enjoy thinking up new ways to reel in unsuspecting fuck-meat. One surefire way to get these boys' attention is the prospect of quick and easy cash.
When we saw this (More) Perverts like us really enjoy thinking up new ways to reel in unsuspecting fuck-meat. One surefire way to get these boys' attention is the prospect of quick and easy cash.
When we saw this posh totty in a local park, looking every inch a snooty Prince Harry lookalike, we thought of the ideal story to spin him.
Telling him he could earn bags of money as a celebrity lookalike was enough to convince the naive twat to follow us to an unknown location for some 'portfolio snapshots'. Oh dear... (Less) Channel: megaporn
5,
03:31,
2009-02-23 19:06:46
Description: "F*ck you" used with kind permission from Parlophone record label and copyright remains with them. Released on "It's Not Me, It's You" in 2009 by Lily Allen. A picture of (More) "F*ck you" used with kind permission from Parlophone record label and copyright remains with them. Released on "It's Not Me, It's You" in 2009 by Lily Allen. A picture of a complete moron eating a burger with "Fuck you" playing in the background for 3 mintues. (Less) Channel: youtube
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2009-08-13 00:59:20
Description: The eyes of this posh brunette simply radiated 'fuck-me-senseless' in the air. The slut settled for nothing less than two thick rods up her mouth and shitter! Dirtier than the devil, she (More) The eyes of this posh brunette simply radiated 'fuck-me-senseless' in the air. The slut settled for nothing less than two thick rods up her mouth and shitter! Dirtier than the devil, she easily took both the cocks up her backdoor wide as a fuckin' (Less) Channel: slutload
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