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239,
05:34,
2008-04-17 11:19:19
Description: M: How is that going?
E: Horrible, just hearing the word exam makes me sick
M: Why? Don't you ever get good grades?
E: Yes, but this school-year I've not studied much
M: I hope it is (More) M: How is that going?
E: Horrible, just hearing the word exam makes me sick
M: Why? Don't you ever get good grades?
E: Yes, but this school-year I've not studied much
M: I hope it is not because of me
E: This afternoon I should stay in and study instead of going to your friend's party
M. Enric, you told me you would come!
E: No, I'll go, I'll go. I'll study tomorrow. Max, if finally I'm accepted into Medicine, would you lend me the notes?
M: I don't know man. Everything has their price
E: I'll pay. One thing, at the party are they all gay?
M: No. Don't't worry about it, Enric
T: Good, two strong men to help me with the bags
M: To the kitchen?
T: Yes please Oh my feet. You're studying Medicine, right?
M: Yes
T: Is there predicted a foot transplant coming soon? I'll be the first to volunteer
M: I wouldn't recommend it. You'd better be the second
T: Ah, you're right, let them screw up with someone else. Are you staying for lunch? I brought hake fish and today I feel inspired!
E: No, Max was leaving to go work. In fact he's late isn't he?
M: Yes, I'd better go
T: Oh, come another day and stay for lunch man
M: Yes, when Enric invites me
E: Max, Max. The pizzeria at 5?
M: Look Enric, do as you want. You don't have to do it to make me happy
E: Goodbye
P: Besides queer he's slow, we are waiting ages!
Me: Pep, it's been 5 minutes and stop it, or better you go to study alone
M: I'll bring the drinks now
Me& Mk: Thanks
E: I'll stay until 5 and then leave afterwards
P: So early? We said we'll studying all day at school
Mk: Well, we three can stay
P: It was very difficult to get the computer room
E: My grandpa has asked me to help him with some things
P: Do it tomorrow, man. It's A level and we're your friends
E: No, I already promised and he has been very good to me, I'm going early
P: You liar, man, you said you'd help me with maths and now you let me alone
E: I don't know, maybe we could meet at your place tomorrow?
P: Internet doesn't work! Besides, I wanted to look for a website that has the exams from previous years. I'll do it alone even if I don't get a shit
E: OK, I'll stay, you're boring
P: You did it better before when you were serving like a girl would
M: Did you say that because I'm homosexual?
P: What happens? Everybody know that you like to be fucked up the ass
M: And sounds like you'd like to try it!
P: Watch what you say, I'm not queer!
Me: Pep, shut up!
P: I don't want to, he insulted me!
Mk: You started it! Look, let him alone, he's stupid
M: And you? Don't you plan to say anything? You don't care, do you Enric? You don't mind if he insults me in front of you? We were going to the party this afternoon and you cancel it because of this jerk? Now you'd go studying with him? Why do you ever fuck up everything?
P: One moment, what party?
M: Come on Enric, tell him
E: Shut the fuck up!
M: I don't want to! I want you to say it in front of everybody, Enric! Enric, tell him that we are together. OK, to hell with you, do whatever you want but don't approach me anymore
Me: Enric, wait!
Mk: Heavy! Did you know this?
P: No
G: Are you taking away everything?
E: Yes, I wouldn't come back never
G: But, there are a few days left for the exams
E: I'll going study at home, I'll be more calm there
G: OK, OK, I'll leave you be
P: Hey! It's true you're a fucking faggot?
E: Let me alone Pep
P: You're a jerk! All this time...
E: Pep, we're friends
P: Not anymore
E: I wanted to tell you
P: Bullshit! We had parties together, we got drunk together, and we've had sleepovers
E: Pep, it's been not much time Max and I are together
P: We showered together, you make me vomit
G: Hey! Enric! Enric! What happened to you?
E: Nothing
G: Nothing? This animal has punched you? I'll tell Empar
E: No!
G: Why?
E: Because he's right, I'm a jerk I failed him and Max too (Less) Channel: youtube
869,
05:42,
2008-04-18 13:11:20
Description: Teacher (T): Enric,8,4
Me: Good
T: Sonia: 7,2
P: Have you passed the exam?
Mk: Yes and Enric may go on study Medicine
T: Pep 6,2 Congratulations! Very good, congratulations to everybody. We are (More) Teacher (T): Enric,8,4
Me: Good
T: Sonia: 7,2
P: Have you passed the exam?
Mk: Yes and Enric may go on study Medicine
T: Pep 6,2 Congratulations! Very good, congratulations to everybody. We are very happy. You'll be all summer doing nothing. Good luck at University!
Me: Pep don't you congratulate Enric?
Pep: Oh yes, he'll be able to study the ass of his queer friends now
Mk: Go to hell dude
E: Let it be
P: Shame on you
Mk: Stupid!
Me: Enric, Have you talked to Max?
E: Why? He'll send me to hell
Me: His father is in prison, Galiana told it yesterday to my father
E: Fuck, I didn't know
Mk: It seems he's a drug dealer
E: Beni? That it's impossible, he doesn't looks as one, he's a good person, it's impossible
Me: Truth is Max would be smashed. Enric! It don't mind, you already know what I think. I'm going to see my father because he has a trial today and I want to see him before he leaves.
Mk: Me too and tell my parents I can stay in Barcelona!
Me: Yes!
Ringtone
E: Hello mama!
Mom: Is it what you liked, right?
F: A doctor needs a good watch
G: He has worked too much; he's got one of the best grades at school. You should be proud because there are someone... I don't have bought you anything, maybe you'd expect one
E: No, it doesn't mind
Mom: In 4 days we'll go to Begur, you already know I don't endure to stay in Barcelona on summer. Are you going?
F: For sure he'll come, he has passed the exams and he doesn't have anything to do in Barcelona now
G: Better he decide it himself ¿no?
Mom: We'll go next week or sooner if you want
E: I don't know
F: This is because that boy? Your mother and I...
G: Quiet! Max and he are not together anymore
Mom: Is that true? Did you split?
E: Yes
Mom: You'll rest calm now ¿eh? You don't know how you have made me suffer
F: Problem resolved, you come with us to Begur and when you return you can stay at our place, university is closer and you have more space to study
Mom: I found new furniture for your room, a bigger table
F: And the PC is old and takes too much space, better you buy a portable
G: And you, Enric? What do you say?
E: I have to go now
F: Now? We are talking!
Mom: Enric!
F: I don't know what we have done wrong now?
G: Maybe it is what you DON'T have done
Edu: What are you doing here?
E: I've come to see Max
Edu: He's inside
E: Merce told me his father is in prison
Edu: Yes and Max is depressed. Why don't you enter and ask him if he need anything?
E: No, I don't want overwhelm him. He's mad at me.
Edu: You're scared he'll tell you to go away
E: Yes
Edu: What do you want exactly?
E: I don't know, I want us to be friends
Edu: Max already has friends, real friends
G: She didn't tell you Trini if she would come to dine?
E: No
G: She's flipping
E: Can't you speak normal?
G: You know already what I want to say. And where were you this morning?
E: Max's father is in prison, they found drugs in his pastry chop (Churrería)
G: Beni?
E: Yes, seems he has done anything and I think so too
G: And what Max has told you?
E: I went to the pizzeria but I didn't dare to enter
G: You're acting this way always
E: It's not my fault
G: So who's? Max is going through a bad time and you don't dare being at his side to ask him how he's feeling? What kind of person does that?
E: Grandpa!
E: Do you think people will be helping you since you don't move a finger when they need you? You can't figure out how hard and long is life and the few good and honest people you'll know. When one person has a friend or someone he loves, he's by his side in the important moments when these are more difficult. Do you know what could be for me without Juan and Trini?
E: Max doesn't want to heard about me
G: Bear with that, if you're like this it's your fault and with your parents you do exactly the same
E: My parents? They are not related to this.
G: When your parents come they say 4 nonsense and you flee. You have to say what you want for God's sake! Don't you ever think to change? And not doing anything in your fucking life? You're planning being stupid all your life?
E: And you can't let me be?
G: Look, if you don't like I tell you the truth, you already know where the door is
E: Do you want I leave, now?
G: No! I want you to behave
E: Grandpa don't throw me out, please
G: Then, hurry up, when University begins I want you to come back with your parents or with a friend, it's all the same for me. One thing I have clear is if you don't change I don't want to see you here anymore (Less) Channel: youtube
![Make It Work [[Episode 25: Outed and Over]] Part One](http://img.youtube.com/vi/V_okt1vKbzs/2.jpg "Make It Work [[Episode 25: Outed and Over]] Part One")
95,
00:22,
2008-04-26 17:24:45
Description: ***At the hospital***
(They burst thru the hospital doors in a frenzy. Nick is still violently convulsing in Joe's arms while Kevin is trying to get help. Lindsey is hysterically crying (More) ***At the hospital***
(They burst thru the hospital doors in a frenzy. Nick is still violently convulsing in Joe's arms while Kevin is trying to get help. Lindsey is hysterically crying while Giselle is trying to stay calm with Dylan by her side)
Kevin: We need help!
Nurse: We're on it!
(A team of EMTs rush Nick to a room and quickly attempt to assess the problem and fix it. Giselle and Rhynae walk the halls of the hospital to keep calm, while Kevin, Joe, and Dylan are in the waiting room trying to comfort Lindsey)
***Giselle and Rhynae***
(While they were walking Giselle stops next to a random room)
Giselle: (Stressed and worried) I hope he's okay.
Rhynae: Me too. How are you holding up? Giselle: I'm fine, aside from the kicking and shifting inside me.
Rhynae: No, I mean about the whole possibility that they aren't Joe's.
Giselle: (Sad) I'm trying to forget about that. There's too much going on and I don't wanna think about how fucked up I am on top of it all.
Rhynae: Don't worry. He doesn't have to know. Joe loves those kids so much. Knowing that would just kill him.
(They continue walking)
Giselle: I hate that bastard. (Talking about Rick) He's gonna feel my fucking wrath. I should kill him for what he did. I'm definitely not done with him yet.
Rhynae: Don't do anything stupid now. File a lawsuit, get a restraining order; what ever you do, make sure it's legal.
Giselle: (Angry) HE RAPED ME RHYNAE! HE MIGHT BE THE TWINS' DAD! THAT MEANS THAT MY OWN KIDS ARE MY BROTHER AND SISTER! THEIR DAD IS THEIR GRANDPA! YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS?! (Crying) I try to live a half decent life away from him and he still manages to get in and screw me over, literally!
Rhynae: Just calm down. I'll handle the paperwork, you just keep your kids safe and relax before you go into labor early.
Giselle: (Holds her stomach and grunts) Oh no!
Rhynae: (Freaking) OH MY GOD!
Giselle: (Laughing) Kidding!
Rhynae: (Exhales) You bitch. (Laughs)
***Waiting Room***
(Lindsey is still crying)
Kevin: I don't know what to do anymore. Everything I've done makes her cry harder.
Joe: (Sarcastic) You seem to have that affect on people.
Kevin: (Glares at him)
Joe: Relax! I've failed at helping her too.
Dylan: I'll try. (Walks over to Lindsey and hugs her)
Lindsey: Thanks little man. (Smiles) I'm just really scared.
Dylan: I know. Everybody is scared about Uncle Nick. He's gonna be okay tho. He's cool, and cool people don't die.
Lindsey: (Giggles at his innocence) You know what? You're absolutely right.
(She stops crying and they walk over to Joe and Kevin)
Joe: I can't believe a three year old got her to stop.
Kevin: Well he gets it from me. He is my son, after all.
Joe: Which is why you couldn't do anything about her either? Now would be the time for you to stop talking.
Kevin: ..... Whatever.
Dylan: (To Lindsey) You see what I have to put up with? They're so immature.
Lindsey: (Cracking up) You're good.
***Giselle and Rhynae***
Rhynae: You think they've heard any news on Nick?
Giselle: I don't know. Let's go back and see.
(They walk back to the waiting room just as the doctor comes out. When they leave Tammie peeks her head out of the door of her room. She heard some of their conversation)
Tammie: She's pregnant?! She doesn't want Joe to know her kids might not be his? This is perfect. Now I can show everybody the slut she really is. (Smiles devilishly and goes back in her room)
~~WHOA! Will Nick be okay? Is Giselle really okay? Tammie's alive?! Will she tell? Read Part Two~~ (Less) Channel: youtube
![ICP Please Dont Hate Me (Eminems mom) [LYRICS]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/S5HffZ83npI/2.jpg "ICP Please Dont Hate Me (Eminems mom) [LYRICS]")
161,
04:20,
2007-06-30 19:33:09
Description: !!!LYRICS HERE!!! ICP Please Dont Hate Me
\/!\/!\/!\/!\/!\/i dont like icp. em is better but i still think this song is kinda funny, bad diss, but funny idc wat ya think so post (More) !!!LYRICS HERE!!! ICP Please Dont Hate Me
\/!\/!\/!\/!\/!\/i dont like icp. em is better but i still think this song is kinda funny, bad diss, but funny idc wat ya think so post watever\/!\/!\/!\/!\/!\/
!!!LYRICS!!!
I gotta tell him..
I gotta be a man and handle my business..
I know he's gonna hate me..
Ahhh I gotta call him
What up dogg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out
Me and you we been down for while, right?
We been here and there we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out
I didn't mean nothing by it, I'ma make this quick
I gave your mama this dick
I don't know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping
I was over there mowing the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then, I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) you never should've trusted a Juggalo.
Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud
When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
We broke out with your with grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky
Her nipples look like peanuts
Your mama's one of my favorite sluts
She likes licking from the back of my balls
to the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
Roooaaaaarrrrr!!!!!
I chase her around in my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry
I put it back, I knew it better
That's probably why your toes been sticking together
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) you never should've trusted a Juggalo.
(Please don't hate me) They need to call you the Termi-Hater
(Please don't hate me) If this was a swamp, you'd be a Alli-Hater
(Please don't hate me) You could use a cold glass of Hater-Ade
(Please don't hate me) Sure, come on up, take the Ele-Hater
Your mom's ass look like oatmeal yo
It's bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I ain't trying to diss her either
I'm only saying that I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
It's all right with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the Pee-Hole
And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing
Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle buffin'
And I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fucking again
All right I'll talk to you later
Peace Eminem
OOH!!! De'zel
Somebody just got fucked up
Nigga!
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!)you never should've trusted a Juggalo.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) you never should've trusted a Juggalo! (Less) Channel: youtube
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