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2008-08-26 01:22:07

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2009-02-09 11:14:34

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The TurboTax Rap

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01:59,

2007-03-13 12:30:34

Description: A funny hip-hop song by MC Eric B (owner of Dumb.com) about doing your income taxes. This was for a contest sponsored by TurboTax. Lyrics: ============================ It's April 15th and my (More) A funny hip-hop song by MC Eric B (owner of Dumb.com) about doing your income taxes. This was for a contest sponsored by TurboTax. Lyrics: ============================ It's April 15th and my taxes are due feels like I'm having some sorta financial deja vu Got boxes of receipts piled up high on my desk tryin' to decipher regulations that are oh so Kafkaesque Some things they are taxable and some things they are not in the end they try to take everything that you got My concentration starts to crumble like an off-topic forum thread and bunch of random questions soon pop into my head Like for people who are blind do they make the forms in braille? and if I don't pay the IRS will they throw me in jail? But enough of this silliness time to start the number crunchin' one more sign I'm a slave to the time clock we're all punchin' Chorus ============================ How I hate to do my taxes all those forms so complicated the IRS must be an agency that the Devil created Inflicting mathematical torture and emotional pain like getting poked with a needle when they can't find a vein Each year I go to hell and back don't wanna make that trip anymore sometimes I win the battle but I can't win the war 'Cause nothing sucks as bad as doing your income taxes it's even worse than root canals and bikini waxes ============================ Do I put a pen to paper or file it online? donate to the election fund or should I decline Like a lost ship adrift on a sea of regulations I try to find my way through the haze of endless calculations Then out of the darkness shines a beam of light some automated software to help me win this fight It goes by the kickass name of TurboTax says it will take my deductions all the way to the max Then with the click of a mouse it's all filed and done with precision and accuracy like a sniper's gun I know I'll do it all again in another year but with TurboTax in my corner I'll have nothing to fear So bring it on Mr. Taxman at the IRS no longer over you will I toil and obsess Now the power has shifted I've gone and taken charge like my man Vanilla Ice it's time to start livin' large Chorus ============================ It's no longer such a chore each year to do my taxes while the computer does the work my brain sits back and relaxes Can't imagine life before I started using TurboTax must have let a million deductions slip right through the cracks Now it's actually kinda fun to sit down and do my taxes like how women love their shoes and lumberjacks love their axes So take control of this game roll like a big financial player when you get your refund check you'll be one happy taxpayer ================================= (Less)

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The TurboTax Rap

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01:59,

2008-04-21 16:44:12

Description: A funny hip-hop song by MC Eric B (owner of Dumb.com) about doing your income taxes. This was for a contest sponsored by TurboTax. Lyrics: ============================ It's April 15th and my (More) A funny hip-hop song by MC Eric B (owner of Dumb.com) about doing your income taxes. This was for a contest sponsored by TurboTax. Lyrics: ============================ It's April 15th and my taxes are due feels like I'm having some sorta financial deja vu Got boxes of receipts piled up high on my desk tryin' to decipher regulations that are oh so Kafkaesque Some things they are taxable and some things they are not in the end they try to take everything that you got My concentration starts to crumble like an off-topic forum thread and bunch of random questions soon pop into my head Like for people who are blind do they make the forms in braille? and if I don't pay the IRS will they throw me in jail? But enough of this silliness time to start the number crunchin' one more sign I'm a slave to the time clock we're all punchin' Chorus ============================ How I hate to do my taxes all those forms so complicated the IRS must be an agency that the Devil created Inflicting mathematical torture and emotional pain like getting poked with a needle when they can't find a vein Each year I go to hell and back don't wanna make that trip anymore sometimes I win the battle but I can't win the war 'Cause nothing sucks as bad as doing your income taxes it's even worse than root canals and bikini waxes ============================ Do I put a pen to paper or file it online? donate to the election fund or should I decline Like a lost ship adrift on a sea of regulations I try to find my way through the haze of endless calculations Then out of the darkness shines a beam of light some automated software to help me win this fight It goes by the kickass name of TurboTax says it will take my deductions all the way to the max Then with the click of a mouse it's all filed and done with precision and accuracy like a sniper's gun I know I'll do it all again in another year but with TurboTax in my corner I'll have nothing to fear So bring it on Mr. Taxman at the IRS no longer over you will I toil and obsess Now the power has shifted I've gone and taken charge like my man Vanilla Ice it's time to start livin' large Chorus ============================ It's no longer such a chore each year to do my taxes while the computer does the work my brain sits back and relaxes Can't imagine life before I started using TurboTax must have let a million deductions slip right through the cracks Now it's actually kinda fun to sit down and do my taxes like how women love their shoes and lumberjacks love their axes So take control of this game roll like a big financial player when you get your refund check you'll be one happy taxpayer ================================= (Less)

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The TurboTax Rap (uncensored version)

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02:00,

2008-04-21 16:44:12

Description: A funny hip-hop song by MC Eric B (owner of Dumb.com) about doing your income taxes. Note: To enter this video in the Turbotax Rap contest, I had to remove all the celebrity name references and (More) A funny hip-hop song by MC Eric B (owner of Dumb.com) about doing your income taxes. Note: To enter this video in the Turbotax Rap contest, I had to remove all the celebrity name references and images, so this is version with those still included. Lyrics: It's April 15th and my taxes are due feels like I'm having some sorta financial deja vu Got boxes of receipts piled up high on my desk tryin' to decipher regulations that are oh so Kafkaesque Some things they are taxable and some things they are not in the end they try to take everything that you got My concentration starts to crumble faster than Britney and K-Fed and bunch of random questions soon pop into my head Like for people who are blind do they make the forms in braille? and if I don't pay the IRS will they throw me in jail? But enough of this silliness time to start the number crunchin' one more sign I'm a slave to the time clock we're all punchin' Chorus ============================ How I hate to do my taxes all those forms so complicated the IRS must be an agency that the Devil created Inflicting mathematical torture and emotional pain like getting poked with a needle when they can't find a vein Each year I go to hell and back don't wanna make that trip anymore sometimes I win the battle but I can't win the war 'Cause nothing sucks as bad as doing your income taxes it's even worse than root canals and bikini waxes ============================ Do I put a pen to paper or file it online? donate to the election fund or should I decline Like a lost ship adrift on a sea of regulations I try to find my way through the haze of endless calculations Then out of the darkness shines a beam of light some automated software to help me win this fight It goes by the kickass name of TurboTax says it will take my deductions all the way to the max Then with the click of a mouse it's all filed and done with precision and accuracy like a sniper's gun I know I'll do it all again in another year but with TurboTax in my corner I'll have nothing to fear So bring it on Mr. Taxman at the IRS no longer over you will I toil and obsess Now the power has shifted I've gone and taken charge like my man Vanilla Ice it's time to start livin' large Chorus ============================ It's no longer such a chore each year to do my taxes while the computer does the work my brain sits back and relaxes Can't imagine life before I started using TurboTax must have let a million deductions slip right through the cracks Now it's actually kinda fun to sit down and do my taxes like how women love their shoes and lumberjacks love their axes So take control of this game roll like a player not a chump make the right financial choices like Bill Gates or Donald Trump ================================= (Less)

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