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2008-04-02 19:57:16 Description: David Attenborough presents the amazing lyre bird, which mimics the calls of other birds - and chainsaws and camera shutters - in this video clip from The Life of Birds. This clever creature is one of (More) David Attenborough presents the amazing lyre bird, which mimics the calls of other birds - and chainsaws and camera shutters - in this video clip from The Life of Birds. This clever creature is one of (Less)
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7, 02:54, 2008-04-17 13:28:46 Description: David Attenborough presents the amazing lyre bird, which mimics the calls of other birds - and chainsaws and camera shutters - in this video clip from The Life of Birds. This clever creature is one of (More) David Attenborough presents the amazing lyre bird, which mimics the calls of other birds - and chainsaws and camera shutters - in this video clip from The Life of Birds. This clever creature is one of the most impressive and funny in nature, with unbelievable sounds to match the beautiful pictures. This is live animal photography at its very best! For more free clips online from interesting, strange and cool animals, the best british documentaries and videos from other top UK shows, check out the Best of British TV on the BBC Worldwide YouTube channel! With all your favourite television shows across our channels: Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi, Famous Face, Love Earth, Weird and Wonderful and Top Gear. more Attenborough from BBC Worldwide here: (Less)
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23, 00:55, 2008-06-01 09:30:57 Description: More @ http://myhotelvideo.com/de/landingpage/youtube/resourceid/Mhv_Catalog_Offer::13359
Location:
This hotel, just 26 km from Rostock, invites guests to come and unwind. The pleasant and idyllic (More) More @ http://myhotelvideo.com/de/landingpage/youtube/resourceid/Mhv_Catalog_Offer::13359
Location:
This hotel, just 26 km from Rostock, invites guests to come and unwind. The pleasant and idyllic seaside resort stretches along the coast for more than 5 km. Rostock Heath offers a charming landscape surrounded with coniferous and deciduous forests for the active holidaymaker that is waiting to be explored. Visitors can take long walks along the white sandy beach or enjoy the spectacular sunsets over the sea.
Facilities:
A chic holiday resort in the style of a manor is set in a favourable and peaceful position right on the beach and surrounded by the green coastal forest. Guests are able to enjoy the peace and quiet and after just a short while, nature removes the pressure of everyday life from guests' shoulders. The hotel has been awarded the 'Blue Flag' by the German Association for Environmental Education for its beaches which is recognised throughout Europe as a sign of clean beaches and a good water quality. Renovated in 2007 and with 137 rooms and suites, the hotel features a lobby with a 24-hour reception, a safe, lifts and a café. In addition, a bar, an auditorium, a restaurant, conference facilities, Internet access (fees apply) and parking facilities are also provided.
Rooms:
The Classic double rooms (26m²) offer guests relaxation and comfort. The rooms include an en suite bathroom, satellite TV, a radio, a telephone, a minibar, a hairdryer, central heating, a safe, a balcony or terrace and Internet access. The Comfort double rooms (28m²) are additionally more spacious and have the option of adding a pull-out bed. These rooms may also be requested with a sea view (fees apply). If guests require a family room, then the hotel offers a room with a connecting door to the neighbouring room and should be request on booking.
Sports/Entertainment:
With a 1,500 m² health spa, the hotel offers varied and comprehensive health and beauty packages as well as a beautiful indoor swimming pool with a special grotto, fountain showers, wave machines and several saunas to help guests relax. Leisure facilities also include a complimentary gym with the latest equipment, aqua aerobics, a solarium, a Jacuzzi and massage treatments (fees apply). It is also possible to hire a bike and get to know the area. Sun loungers and parasols are available on the beach for an added fee and guests are also able to enjoy the entertainment programme for an added fee.
Meals:
In the hotel restaurant, Orangerie, guests are offered a rich breakfast buffet as well as international specialities and dishes from Mecklenburg along with themed buffets. Guests are able to enjoy live piano music with a drink in the relaxed bar, as well as hearing the sound of the surf. The kiosk on the beach is open during the summer, offering a selection of ice creams and sweets during the day.
Payment:
The hotel accepts American Express, MasterCard and VISA.
Misc.:
The beach kiosk is only open in the summer months.
How to get there:
From the A20 take the "Rostock-Ost Überseehafen" exit onto the A19 until the B105 exit to Stralsund, Ribnitz-Damgarten. At the traffic lights in Rövershagen, the hotel is sign-posted, take a left here and stay on the L22 until reaching Graal-Müritz. The hotel is easy to find here. Watch for the IFA Grand Hotel signs on the street lamps. (Less)
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8, 00:55, 2008-06-12 11:52:01 Description: More @ http://myhotelvideo.com/de/landingpage/youtube/resourceid/Mhv_Catalog_Offer::91599
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This hotel is situated on 18 acres of land on the Cape Eleuthera resort. It is adjacent to one of (More) More @ http://myhotelvideo.com/de/landingpage/youtube/resourceid/Mhv_Catalog_Offer::91599
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This hotel is situated on 18 acres of land on the Cape Eleuthera resort. It is adjacent to one of the Bahamas' largest mega yacht marinas and is surrounded by the Exuma Sound and Rock Sound ocean inlets. A 4,500 acre private beach and nature reserve neighbour the hotel, as does a yacht club. The ocean is just a 2-minute walk from the hotel, and there are bars and restaurants located a similar distance away. The nearest town is Rock Sound, which can be reached in 25 minutes by car.
Facilities:
Newly opened in 2007, this is a luxury beach destination that offers a total of 37 private villas. The complex is fully air-conditioned and includes a reception hall with a hotel safe, a café, a restaurant, WLAN Internet access (fees apply), an iron and ironing board, bike hire, a playground and a private car park.
Rooms:
The Mariner Waterfront Town Homes in this resort feature expansive balconies and patios that have been built amongst tropical flowering gardens and offer beautiful views. These 2-bedroom villas include fully equipped kitchens with a fridge, oven and microwave, eat-in dining rooms, spacious living rooms with queen sleeper sofas and two and a half spacious bathrooms. Each villa has a flat screen remote controlled satellite TV and DVD/CD player, wireless Internet access, a direct dial telephone, tea and coffee making facilities, a washing machine, a room safe and individually regulated heating and air conditioning units. Each guest suite has been thoughtfully situated overlooking the marina and the villas are grouped in fours, perfect for families or friends who wish to be next door.
Sports/Entertainment:
The resort includes sun loungers and parasols, and offers the following sporting activities to its guests: water skiing, motor boating, diving, wind surfing, sailing, catamaran boating, canoeing and mountain biking. Guests can also play basketball, beach volleyball and badminton in the complex. In addition, massage treatments are available for an extra fee and the hotel offers entertainment programmes for both its adult and infant guests.
Meals:
A continental breakfast is served whilst à la carte meals can be selected at lunchtime and midday and evening meals can be selected from a menu.
Payment:
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15, 01:39, 2008-04-21 16:21:39 Description: For more details, visit: http://www.GiftOfDance.com The perfect gift for the holidays or any time of year. Choose from any of our 3 gift options for complete instructional dance DVD packages. Give as (More) For more details, visit: http://www.GiftOfDance.com The perfect gift for the holidays or any time of year. Choose from any of our 3 gift options for complete instructional dance DVD packages. Give as a gift to your friends and family, or give as gift to yourself. Bachata has received a lot of influence from another Dominican dance style, the Merengue. The Merengue is the national dance of the Dominical Republic, though people often assume it is of other origins. The Merengue is marked by very precise, quick moves, and often includes changes in tempo. Merengue often speeds up greatly at the end of the dance. Ballroom Merengue tends to be a little bit slower and uses more hip movements to create a more romantic feel in contrast to the very sexy nature of the faster Merengue style. The Merengue is a descendant of the French Minuet. The African slaves that later inhabited the Dominican Republic watched the French dance their Minuet and created a version of their own. Originally, the Merengue was not danced in pairs, but by a group of people that formed a circle. While the Bachata is the dance and music of the people, and tells tales of sadness and heartbreak, the Merengue is more socially acceptable and mainstream, even if the popularity of the two styles is very similar. Salsa is a style that gets most of its history from Cuba. It is similar to the Mambo, but with more importance given to spins and turns. Salsa is primarily derived from African Rumbas, but with elements of European country dances mixed in as well. Salsa takes inspiration from so many styles, and so many countries, that it is impossible to pin the style down or describe it in few words. Salsa is a prime example of just how much variety there is in Latin dance, even within one style. Salsa has been performed in many Latin American countries and is popular in the United States as well. Within the United States, Salsa has undergone many changes in different regions. Some regions incorporate modern instruments and effects to give Salsa a much more modern sound, perfect for city nightclubs. Salsa essentially conglomerated many elements in the nineteen fifties and was given its own name as it started to take on a life of its own. Sale is driven by percussion and makes use of conga drums and maracas to give it a very Caribbean feel. Salsa and Merengue are fairly similar in that they use pairs of dances and usually contain fast steady rhythms. They display a lot of passion and flair and usually do not tell a complex story, but are rather a release of emotion and energy. Both styles are very popular in clubs and offer performers and onlookers an entertaining time. Compared to Salsa and Merengue, Bachata is much less formal. It is not a ballroom style, nor derived from a ballroom style and is more of dance to perform after work with friends than at a club or dancehall. Where Salsa and Merengue usually relieve more general emotions and passion, Bachata is about story telling. Bachata usually has onlookers identifying with concepts of heartbreak and betrayal. The emotional release of Bachata is usually focused on very specific events and makes the bitter moments in life seem like a pleasurable bitterness. Bachata is also much more based on the sounds of stringed instruments, notable the sounds that modern amplified stringed instruments can make. While the percussion is most definitely important to Bachata, the chords and arpeggios of the guitar set the mood just as much. This gives listeners the overall impression that the music is more closely tied to the guitar music of Latin America and Spain than the dances of Europe and Africa. In reality, it is a combination of many of these elements. Salsa and Merengue, on the other hand, are much more a product of European and African dance styles, notably French ballroom dancing. Bachata makes use of a rhythm guitar to create a syncopated rhythm to contrast the arpeggios of the primary guitar, where Salsa and Merengue usually create this syncopated feel with percussion alone. (Less)
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27, 08:00, 2008-04-22 09:52:48 Description: Would you care to speak to an opera singer, Bill O'Reilly? ©2007 NextG Project. THING 1: "My Favorite Things" is not an actual NextG project, sorry. Although, I wish it was... (More) Would you care to speak to an opera singer, Bill O'Reilly? ©2007 NextG Project. THING 1: "My Favorite Things" is not an actual NextG project, sorry. Although, I wish it was... THING 2: "Fuse," the original techno track located at timecode 6:03, is available for download at the NextG Project website. http://www.freewebs.com/nxgproject/audio/Fuse.mp3 ABSOLUTE MONSTER OF TAGS: You Got a New Item: Power of Grayskull! 500 pts. Hai! By the Power of Grayskull...What happens next? You can find out on the new ASS cups at Burger King! There's a new ASS comic strip cup every week until October 14 when you buy a Burger King Meal Pak! Our friend Sean loves hotcakes, hotcakes / Our friend Sean loves syrup too. According to Ye Olde Book, seniors need at LEAST 15 to 19 hours of sleep per night because—Listen, I'm-a gonna take that-a book and—[straining; gives up] Good night. OOH DOES THIS TURN YOU ON? Supermarket Sweep: Aha, here's the problem, too many TOASTERS! You know what they say...All Toasters Toast Toast! (No bonus.) Bill O'Reilly: Shut up...and shut up publicly. Digging through old tapes is so much FUN! Sesame Street (Don't ask me why I use these clips, I just DO.) Would you care to speak to an opera singer, Bill O'Reilly? An opera singer! Blue, blue...You keep your mouth shut. It made the children laugh and play / To see a lamb in school. yelling at the kid, how dare you? And so the teacher turned him out...[tape slows to a stop] DIE! [explosion] We apologize for this interruption in the program. Those responsible have been DIE'd. Get on with it! YEAH!! GET ON WITH IT!!! [tape rewinds] I just want to get this straight. You, Geraldo Rivera, with teenage daughters, are telling me that you are OK with somebody sneaking into the country and staying here? You're alright with that? My nightmare is my daughters having anything to do with a drunk—Let me finish my answer. My nightmare is my daughters having anything to do with a person driving drunk. That's my nightmare. It could be a Jewish drunk (This guy doesn't have to be here!), it could be a Polish drunk, it could be an Irish drunk, it cold be an Italian drunk, what the hell difference does it make? It makes plenty of difference! It does not! He doesn't have a right to be here! He doesn't have a right to be in this country!! But that has nothing to do with—Yes it does! he should have been deported! Even though it's sometimes very hard, most people like to know the truth about things. Don't obscure a tragedy to make a cheap political point! It's a cheap political point and you know it! No it isn't! This is justice! You want anarchy! You want an open-border anarchy, that's what you want!! Use Listen Up at sporting events and you'll hear all the action...Or listen to the quiet sounds of nature. [Bill and Geraldo arguing in the background] I want the law enforced! and you don't! Sound amplifiers sell for up to 100—More stupid men! I want ASS! Hi-de-ho, neighbors! [cheers and applause] Hi Uncle Ass! Get out! Not until I show you my latest invention. Why it's the most revolutionary device since the ASS clapper! (BONUS!) The AM/FM ASS brush! It's a combination ASS and toothbrush, so you can...listen to the Golden ASS while you brush your pearly whites. Wow. Get out! Get out! Cool! Clean, shine, and protect your ASS safely with Orange Glo. Get out! On your ASS. You can't find these timeless classics in any store, and you won't find them in any other DVD collection! Jesus H. Christ! Holy Jesus! Since we do not have a ceiling ASS, let's put one in. The movies, like the automobile, grew up in the 20th century. But where the automobile is tangible and real...discreetly listen in! "...he's in good shape, doesn't he?" "He's pretty cute..." (No bonus. Serves him right, eavesdropper...) Gentlemen, gentlemen! ["Fuse" plays over a fast-motion montage] Harry dances to "Dragostea Din Tei" by O-ZONE, a.k.a. The Numa Numa Song. It's not much, but what the heck. The Burger King Meal Pak is filled with a juicy hamburger or cheeseburger, regular fries, and a soft drink! It's ShamWOW! You'll be saying WOW every time you use this towel! (O'Reilly [sarcastically]: "OH YEAH.") It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet. This works wet or dry. ("Wow. Get out.") This is for the house. The car. The ASS. The RV. It holds twenty times its weight in liquid, cuts the job in half. Why do you want to work twice as hard? Pick it up, doesn't drip. Doesn't make a mess. Rinse—They're BAAACK!! The old ladies from the Wendy's commercial, that is, and they're out to find the beef. That's right, it's "Where's the Beef?" Part 2. Get out! When you drive to Wendy's and order a Single, you get more beef than the Whopper or the Big ASS. Get out! At Wendy's you'll never have to ask "Where's The Beef?" Wake up to Breakfast Bears! Nabisco, ooh...Hallo? Yes... (Less)
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3, 03:37, 2008-05-10 19:41:52 Description: This is Anonymous. Addressing the public at large, and also fellow members of Anonymous.
Dictionary definition of:
Act of terrorism.
Noun. The calculated use of violence (or the threat of (More) This is Anonymous. Addressing the public at large, and also fellow members of Anonymous.
Dictionary definition of:
Act of terrorism.
Noun. The calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature. This is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear.
I will break this down to you to further explain what it means.
Calculated uses of violence may include drowning someone in a bathtub, leaving someone to starve to death alone for half a month. Driving someone to insanity to the point of suicide. Depriving someone of needed medication, thus causing their mental condition to deteriorate to the point that they murder a beloved family member.
Intimidation:
Verb: To make timid; fill with fear.
This includes, but is not limited to: Harassment and threatening behaviour. Following people and documenting their every move. Shouting obscenities at them when they arrive in public places like airports, bus stations, and theaters of public speech.
Coercion:
Noun: The act of coercing; use of force or intimidation to obtain compliance.
This includes, but is not limited to: Presenting the idea to the lost, alone and confused. To those who are searching for an answer, that salvation only comes through spending money to hear a story about how you can better your life. Running smear campaigns against all those who disagree with you and yours.
Instilling fear.
Having a policy in place which states that anyone who disagrees with you may be lied to, harassed, tricked, deprived of items, or destroyed.
Does this sound familiar to you?
The United States and her allies are currently at war with religious tyrants and intimidators in the middle east. Those who would kill and destroy to achieve their goals. Our brave men and women in uniform are fighting.... dying.... Bravely battling to defend the free world against these oppressive terrorists.
It is because of the Church of Scientology's frighteningly similar methods that we beseech the United States Government as Loyal American Patriots to revoke the tax exempt status of the terrorist -- like scientologist cult. And yes, this is an article from the sun in florida which photographs members of scientology dressed like Nazis, calling their critics facists. This event took place in Clearwater, Florida. Scientologist hypocrisy knows no bounds.
We would also ask other governments around the world to follow suit. For the good of humanity. For freedom. For the sake of respect and love for your fellow people.
We are Anonymous.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We will never stop.
Expect us. (Less)
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4, 01:36, 2008-05-27 00:47:37 Description: Saraswati, the Hindu goddess of wisdom, art and music is the daughter of lord Shiva and
goddess Durga. It is believed that goddess Saraswati endows human beings with the powers of speech, wisdom and (More) Saraswati, the Hindu goddess of wisdom, art and music is the daughter of lord Shiva and
goddess Durga. It is believed that goddess Saraswati endows human beings with the powers of speech, wisdom and learning. She has four hands representing four aspects of human personality in learning: mind, intellect, alertness and ego. She has sacred scriptures in one hand and a lotus - the symbol of true knowledge - in the second. With her other two hands she plays the music of love and life on a string instrument called the veena . She is dressed in white - the symbol of purity - and rides on a white swan - symbolising Sattwa Guna or purity and discrimination.
Hindus, especially in Bangladesh , celebrate this festival with great enthusiasm and Hindu temples, schools, colleges and households are full of activity on this day. The festival is celebrated every year on the fifth day of the bright fortnight of the Magha month of the Indian calendar, on the day called 'Vasant Panchami'. It is believed that on this day, goddess Saraswati was born. She is the personification of knowledge - arts, science, crafts. She represents Shakti, creativity and inspiration and presents herself when the weather is pleasant and Nature is in its full grandeur.
The most significant aspect of this day is that Hindu children are taught reading and writing their first words on this day - as it is considered an auspicious day to begin a child's education. Educational institutions organize special prayers for Saraswati on this day. Flowers and wild berries are offered to the goddess and students place their books before the deity and do not do any reading or writing that day. An elaborate puja, with sandalwood, ghee, joss sticks, and incense is done to the sound of shlokas, conch shells, and drums. On this day, people eat vegetarian food and initiate children into the world of the written word.
Videography and Editing: J. Alam
Direction: Shahjahan Siraj
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14, 01:39, 2008-01-10 17:32:27 Description: For more details, visit:
http://www.GiftOfDance.com
The perfect gift for the holidays or any time of year. Choose from any of our 3 gift options for complete instructional dance DVD packages. Give (More) For more details, visit:
http://www.GiftOfDance.com
The perfect gift for the holidays or any time of year. Choose from any of our 3 gift options for complete instructional dance DVD packages. Give as a gift to your friends and family, or give as gift to yourself.
Bachata has received a lot of influence from another Dominican dance style, the Merengue. The Merengue is the national dance of the Dominical Republic, though people often assume it is of other origins. The Merengue is marked by very precise, quick moves, and often includes changes in tempo. Merengue often speeds up greatly at the end of the dance. Ballroom Merengue tends to be a little bit slower and uses more hip movements to create a more romantic feel in contrast to the very sexy nature of the faster Merengue style. The Merengue is a descendant of the French Minuet. The African slaves that later inhabited the Dominican Republic watched the French dance their Minuet and created a version of their own. Originally, the Merengue was not danced in pairs, but by a group of people that formed a circle. While the Bachata is the dance and music of the people, and tells tales of sadness and heartbreak, the Merengue is more socially acceptable and mainstream, even if the popularity of the two styles is very similar.
Salsa is a style that gets most of its history from Cuba. It is similar to the Mambo, but with more importance given to spins and turns. Salsa is primarily derived from African Rumbas, but with elements of European country dances mixed in as well. Salsa takes inspiration from so many styles, and so many countries, that it is impossible to pin the style down or describe it in few words. Salsa is a prime example of just how much variety there is in Latin dance, even within one style. Salsa has been performed in many Latin American countries and is popular in the United States as well. Within the United States, Salsa has undergone many changes in different regions. Some regions incorporate modern instruments and effects to give Salsa a much more modern sound, perfect for city nightclubs. Salsa essentially conglomerated many elements in the nineteen fifties and was given its own name as it started to take on a life of its own. Sale is driven by percussion and makes use of conga drums and maracas to give it a very Caribbean feel.
Salsa and Merengue are fairly similar in that they use pairs of dances and usually contain fast steady rhythms. They display a lot of passion and flair and usually do not tell a complex story, but are rather a release of emotion and energy. Both styles are very popular in clubs and offer performers and onlookers an entertaining time. Compared to Salsa and Merengue, Bachata is much less formal. It is not a ballroom style, nor derived from a ballroom style and is more of dance to perform after work with friends than at a club or dancehall. Where Salsa and Merengue usually relieve more general emotions and passion, Bachata is about story telling. Bachata usually has onlookers identifying with concepts of heartbreak and betrayal. The emotional release of Bachata is usually focused on very specific events and makes the bitter moments in life seem like a pleasurable bitterness.
Bachata is also much more based on the sounds of stringed instruments, notable the sounds that modern amplified stringed instruments can make. While the percussion is most definitely important to Bachata, the chords and arpeggios of the guitar set the mood just as much. This gives listeners the overall impression that the music is more closely tied to the guitar music of Latin America and Spain than the dances of Europe and Africa. In reality, it is a combination of many of these elements. Salsa and Merengue, on the other hand, are much more a product of European and African dance styles, notably French ballroom dancing. Bachata makes use of a rhythm guitar to create a syncopated rhythm to contrast the arpeggios of the primary guitar, where Salsa and Merengue usually create this syncopated feel with percussion alone. (Less)
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19, 08:00, 2007-11-23 20:13:17 Description: Would you care to speak to an opera singer, Bill O'Reilly? ©2007 NextG Project.
THING 1: "My Favorite Things" is not an actual NextG project, sorry. Although, I wish it was...
(More) Would you care to speak to an opera singer, Bill O'Reilly? ©2007 NextG Project.
THING 1: "My Favorite Things" is not an actual NextG project, sorry. Although, I wish it was...
THING 2: "Fuse," the original techno track located at timecode 6:03, is available for download at the NextG Project website. http://www.freewebs.com/nxgproject/audio/Fuse.mp3
ABSOLUTE MONSTER OF TAGS: You Got a New Item: Power of Grayskull! 500 pts. Hai! By the Power of Grayskull...What happens next? You can find out on the new ASS cups at Burger King! There's a new ASS comic strip cup every week until October 14 when you buy a Burger King Meal Pak! Our friend Sean loves hotcakes, hotcakes / Our friend Sean loves syrup too. According to Ye Olde Book, seniors need at LEAST 15 to 19 hours of sleep per night because—Listen, I'm-a gonna take that-a book and—[straining; gives up] Good night. OOH DOES THIS TURN YOU ON? Supermarket Sweep: Aha, here's the problem, too many TOASTERS! You know what they say...All Toasters Toast Toast! (No bonus.) Bill O'Reilly: Shut up...and shut up publicly. Digging through old tapes is so much FUN! Sesame Street (Don't ask me why I use these clips, I just DO.) Would you care to speak to an opera singer, Bill O'Reilly? An opera singer! Blue, blue...You keep your mouth shut. It made the children laugh and play / To see a lamb in school. yelling at the kid, how dare you? And so the teacher turned him out...[tape slows to a stop] DIE! [explosion] We apologize for this interruption in the program. Those responsible have been DIE'd. Get on with it! YEAH!! GET ON WITH IT!!! [tape rewinds] I just want to get this straight. You, Geraldo Rivera, with teenage daughters, are telling me that you are OK with somebody sneaking into the country and staying here? You're alright with that? My nightmare is my daughters having anything to do with a drunk—Let me finish my answer. My nightmare is my daughters having anything to do with a person driving drunk. That's my nightmare. It could be a Jewish drunk (This guy doesn't have to be here!), it could be a Polish drunk, it could be an Irish drunk, it cold be an Italian drunk, what the hell difference does it make? It makes plenty of difference! It does not! He doesn't have a right to be here! He doesn't have a right to be in this country!! But that has nothing to do with—Yes it does! he should have been deported! Even though it's sometimes very hard, most people like to know the truth about things. Don't obscure a tragedy to make a cheap political point! It's a cheap political point and you know it! No it isn't! This is justice! You want anarchy! You want an open-border anarchy, that's what you want!! Use Listen Up at sporting events and you'll hear all the action...Or listen to the quiet sounds of nature. [Bill and Geraldo arguing in the background] I want the law enforced! and you don't! Sound amplifiers sell for up to 100—More stupid men! I want ASS! Hi-de-ho, neighbors! [cheers and applause] Hi Uncle Ass! Get out! Not until I show you my latest invention. Why it's the most revolutionary device since the ASS clapper! (BONUS!) The AM/FM ASS brush! It's a combination ASS and toothbrush, so you can...listen to the Golden ASS while you brush your pearly whites. Wow. Get out! Get out! Cool! Clean, shine, and protect your ASS safely with Orange Glo. Get out! On your ASS. You can't find these timeless classics in any store, and you won't find them in any other DVD collection! Jesus H. Christ! Holy Jesus! Since we do not have a ceiling ASS, let's put one in. The movies, like the automobile, grew up in the 20th century. But where the automobile is tangible and real...discreetly listen in! "...he's in good shape, doesn't he?" "He's pretty cute..." (No bonus. Serves him right, eavesdropper...) Gentlemen, gentlemen! ["Fuse" plays over a fast-motion montage] Harry dances to "Dragostea Din Tei" by O-ZONE, a.k.a. The Numa Numa Song. It's not much, but what the heck. The Burger King Meal Pak is filled with a juicy hamburger or cheeseburger, regular fries, and a soft drink! It's ShamWOW! You'll be saying WOW every time you use this towel! (O'Reilly [sarcastically]: "OH YEAH.") It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet. This works wet or dry. ("Wow. Get out.") This is for the house. The car. The ASS. The RV. It holds twenty times its weight in liquid, cuts the job in half. Why do you want to work twice as hard? Pick it up, doesn't drip. Doesn't make a mess. Rinse—They're BAAACK!! The old ladies from the Wendy's commercial, that is, and they're out to find the beef. That's right, it's "Where's the Beef?" Part 2. Get out! When you drive to Wendy's and order a Single, you get more beef than the Whopper or the Big ASS. Get out! At Wendy's you'll never have to ask "Where's The Beef?" Wake up to Breakfast Bears! Nabisco, ooh...Hallo? Yes... (Less)
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11, 01:31, 2008-06-15 15:26:49 Description: Principles of Photosonicneurokinaesthography<br />As outlined by Dr Arkady Botborger (1923-1981)<br /><br />1. "Reality" or "The universe" is much simpler that we (More) Principles of Photosonicneurokinaesthography<br />As outlined by Dr Arkady Botborger (1923-1981)<br /><br />1. "Reality" or "The universe" is much simpler that we perceive it to be. What we perceive as reality is, in fact an infinitely complex system of interacting, self-perpetuating vibrations whose upper and lower reaches lie far beyond our perceptual capabilities. Due to the separation of our senses, we do not readily perceive that light and sound are simply different frequency ranges in this single system.<br /><br />2. This information is then further filtered through our own linguistic centres, trapping us in a self-referential system where by the same technology serves as both map and compass. Our nervous system currently favours a mode of operation which routes almost all sensory information through these centres, but is at no time giving us complete information. Our capacity for experience, however, exceeds oaur capacity for linguistic description of that experience - leaving us with a space which we try to fill with phrases such as "indescribable" or "beyond words".<br /><br />3. Through use of the photosonicneurokinaesthetograph, the unity of light and sound can be made apparent in a form which bypasses linguistic centres, forcing deeper neural connections between auditory and visual cortices, and through repeated application, a great expansion in the bandwidth of one's perception.<br /><br /><br />The Photosonicneurokinaesthetograph<br />The images and sound on this disc were produced in real-time by Botborg, using a photosonicneurokinaesthetograph (pnkg). The pnkg is a system whereby light and sound are forced into a self-feeding interaction. Through transformative processes in which light becomes sound, and vice versa, the conditioned response of the viewer to separate information into its separate sensory streams is disrupted. Likewise, through the avoidance of linguistic constructs such as representationalism, melody, and obvious causality in the flow of sound and image, the routing of information to language centres is also disrupted, forcing the brain to open new neural pathways in order to make sense of the information it is receiving.<br /><br /><br />Disclaimer #1<br />Persons who may be prone to photosensitive seizures should exercise caution when viewing this disc.<br /><br />Disclaimer #2<br />Due to the imperfect nature of current technology, the frame rates and colour intensity of a live demonstration of the pnkg cannot be accurately captured. The recordings on this disc are the best quality available to date. (Less)
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36, 05:30, 2008-11-23 00:00:00 Description: This weeks show is presented by The Place Where Celebrities Shop 'ItsHot.com': Diamond Watches & Jewelry For Less.
The weekly show that reports all the developments in Hip Hop from news (More) This weeks show is presented by The Place Where Celebrities Shop 'ItsHot.com': Diamond Watches & Jewelry For Less.
The weekly show that reports all the developments in Hip Hop from news and new releases to album sales and charts. Hosted by Wahidah Fowler, this weeks show features:
===MAIN STORIES===
-Sugarhill Gang founder members "Wonder Mike" & "Master G" are suing former manager Sylvia Robinson & Sugar Hill Publishing for uncollected Royalties.
-Jay Zs old mentor Jaz O has hit back at hov's latest shots in a youtube video warning of something big to come.
-TI testified in a murder trial for the 2006 death of Philant Johnson, the rapper's personal assistant.
-Katt Williams' weird behaviour continues as the comic was hospitalized in a mental institute after trying to check into a motel wearing only a bathrobe.
===NEW RELEASES===
Beyonce - I am .... Sasha Fierce
Pastor Troy - T.R.O.Y.
Ace Hood - Gutta
AZ - B-Sides & Unreleased
DITC - The Movement
Lil Keke - Loved by Few, Hated by Many
Nature - Pain Killer
Wu Tang Clan - Wu-The Story of The Wu-Tang
===NEW MUSIC===
Jim Jones ft. Lil Wayne, Twista - Jackin Swagga From Us
AZ ft. Cassidy - Knowledge is Freedom
Beyonce - Diva
Lil Kim ft. T-Pain- Download
GLC ft. Kanye West - Big Screens
Nature ft. Prodigy & N.O.R.E. - Cold Blooded Killer
Ludacris ft. Lil Wayne - Last of a Dying Breed
Trey Songz - So Fly
===NEW MUSIC VIDEOS===
Young Jeezy - Crazy World
Coldplay & Jay-Z - Lost
Heavy D - "Long Distance Girlfriend
Keri Hilson ft Lil Wayne - Turning Me On
Slim ft Ryan Leslie & Fabolous - Good Lovin
Mya - Paradise
Rihanna ft. Justin Timberlake) - Rehab
40 Glocc - Drop It 4 Me
Q-Tip - Renaissance Rap
Project Pat Ft O.J. & Three 6 Mafia - Keep it Hood
===BRANDWATCH===
This weeks Brandwatch is LL Cool J partnering up with Old Spice as the face of their new cologne "Swagger".
==BILLBOARD 200===
NEILSEN’s SOUND SCAN:
1. T-Pain - THR33 RINGZ 167,451 | NEW ENTRY
2. T.I. - PAPER TRAIL 62,046 | 1.1m
3. John Legend - EVOLVER 49,857 | 255,064
4. Seal - SOUL 44,781 | NEW ENTRY
5. Ne-yo - YEAR OF THE GENTLEMAN 26,808 | 600,044
6. Lil Wayne - THA CARTER III 23,134 | 2.6m
7. Rihanna - GOOD GIRL GONE BAD 21,735 | 1.9m
8. Jennifer Hudson - JENNIFER HUDSON 21,575 | 434,636
9. Young Jeezy - RECESSION 16,210 | 614,781
10.Leona Lewis - SPIRIT 15,365 | 1.2m
==TOP FIVE SONGS===
Here are this week’s top 5 selling digital songs on iTunes:
# 5 Akon - "Right Now (Na Na Na)"
# 4 Kanye West - "Love Lock Down"
# 3 T.I feat Rihanna with "Live Your Life"
# 2 Beyonce - If I Were a Boy
# 1 Beyonce - Single Ladies(Put a Ring on It)
===CREDITS===
A JumpOff.TV Production
(www.jumpoff.tv)
Presented By: Wahidah Fowler
(www.jumpoff.tv/wahidah)
Camera Op: Hector Gonzalez
Editor: AKC'Ent.
(www.jumpoff.tv/Akcent)
www.jumpoff.tv
Chris Hernandez from www.itshot.com
Footage Thanks:
Lesette D. Wilson aka "Thatfemale"
www.wistv.com (Less)
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8, 01:03, 2009-01-13 12:36:07 Description: Burlap Series 2006
Burlap is a continuing series of work inspired by Peter Vogel and Marc Nimoy that explores the blurring of the electronic circuit and traditional two-dimensional art forms. (More) Burlap Series 2006
Burlap is a continuing series of work inspired by Peter Vogel and Marc Nimoy that explores the blurring of the electronic circuit and traditional two-dimensional art forms. Small interactive, physically programmed musical computers have been embedded, woven into a skin of burlap, creating an electronic music composition in the form of a reactive textile. Gallery guests interact with the pieces by casting shadows over embedded sensors. CMOS 4000 series ICs are configured into circuits which produce tones, sequencers, and dynamically behaving oscillators that respond to shadows cast by guests. Each composition explores themes of cyclical and chaotic structures, iterative sequence generation, and dynamical feedback systems. The visual form of the Burlap pieces takes its cues from traditional circuit design and is the result of a dialog between the functions of the different parts of the circuits and the nature of the signals shuttled from one part of the circuit to the next. Weaving the circuits into a canvas of burlap juxtaposes natural construction materials with electronic technologies, and thus presents a challenge to the notion of the circuit as something that is cold, calculated, and non-human. The Burlap itself is used as a semiotically rich signifier indicating, amongst other themes, the historical origins of computing in mechanized weaving, pre-industrial age textiles, and a return to reliance upon renewable natural resources.
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Title: Burlap I
Artist: Phillip Stearns
Year: 2006
Media: Wood frame, Burlap, Interactive Electronic Components
Notes:
Six tones are sequenced through different pitches are a rate that correlates to the amount of light falling on the surface of the piece.
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Title: Burlap II
Artist: Phillip Stearns
Year: 2006
Media: Wood frame, Burlap, Interactive Electronic Components
Notes:
Four step sequencers cycle through an 8 note melodic sequence based loosely on the harmonic series. The speeds of the sequencers are cascaded such that each successive sequencer plays 1/16th the rate of the previous one. Over all speed and direction of the sequences is determined by the amount of light falling on the photocells embedded in the burlap. Shadow falling over different parts of the piece will allow the sequencers to be heard.
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Title: Burlap III
Artist: Phillip Stearns
Year: 2006
Media: Wood frame, Burlap, Interactive Electronic Components
Notes:
One oscillator is playing random rhythmic and melodic patterns from a set of 8 pitches. Blocking light from reaching the photocells along the bottom of the piece will reveal different sub-octaves of the single oscillator. The rhythm and rate will change as the light falling on the surface of the piece changes.
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Title: Burlap IV
Artist: Phillip Stearns
Year: 2006
Media: Wood frame, Burlap, Interactive Electronic Components
Notes:
Two tone generators have been programmed to match the pitch of the other. Intervention using various components prevents one from ever quite reaching the other. Shadow falling on the photocells in the middle of the piece will allow the dance of the two pitches to be heard though sometimes they exceed the limit of human hearing in their ascents. (Less)
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5, 01:03, 2009-01-13 12:36:07 Description: Title: Burlap IV
Artist: Phillip Stearns
Year: 2006
Media: Wood frame, Burlap, Interactive Electronic Components
Notes:
Two tone generators have been programmed to match the pitch of the (More) Title: Burlap IV
Artist: Phillip Stearns
Year: 2006
Media: Wood frame, Burlap, Interactive Electronic Components
Notes:
Two tone generators have been programmed to match the pitch of the other. Intervention using various components prevents one from ever quite reaching the other. Shadow falling on the photocells in the middle of the piece will allow the dance of the two pitches to be heard though sometimes they exceed the limit of human hearing in their ascents.
Burlap Series 2006
Burlap is a continuing series of work inspired by Peter Vogel and Marc Nimoy that explores the blurring of the electronic circuit and traditional two-dimensional art forms. Small interactive, physically programmed musical computers have been embedded, woven into a skin of burlap, creating an electronic music composition in the form of a reactive textile. Gallery guests interact with the pieces by casting shadows over embedded sensors. CMOS 4000 series ICs are configured into circuits which produce tones, sequencers, and dynamically behaving oscillators that respond to shadows cast by guests. Each composition explores themes of cyclical and chaotic structures, iterative sequence generation, and dynamical feedback systems. The visual form of the Burlap pieces takes its cues from traditional circuit design and is the result of a dialog between the functions of the different parts of the circuits and the nature of the signals shuttled from one part of the circuit to the next. Weaving the circuits into a canvas of burlap juxtaposes natural construction materials with electronic technologies, and thus presents a challenge to the notion of the circuit as something that is cold, calculated, and non-human. The Burlap itself is used as a semiotically rich signifier indicating, amongst other themes, the historical origins of computing in mechanized weaving, pre-industrial age textiles, and a return to reliance upon renewable natural resources. (Less)
Channel: youtubeTags: art composition electronics form installation interactive music phil phillip pixel pixelform sound stearns
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3, 00:57, 2009-01-13 12:36:07 Description: Title: Burlap III
Artist: Phillip Stearns
Year: 2006
Media: Wood frame, Burlap, Interactive Electronic Components
Notes:
One oscillator is playing random rhythmic and melodic patterns (More) Title: Burlap III
Artist: Phillip Stearns
Year: 2006
Media: Wood frame, Burlap, Interactive Electronic Components
Notes:
One oscillator is playing random rhythmic and melodic patterns from a set of 8 pitches. Blocking light from reaching the photocells along the bottom of the piece will reveal different sub-octaves of the single oscillator. The rhythm and rate will change as the light falling on the surface of the piece changes.
Burlap Series 2006
Burlap is a continuing series of work inspired by Peter Vogel and Marc Nimoy that explores the blurring of the electronic circuit and traditional two-dimensional art forms. Small interactive, physically programmed musical computers have been embedded, woven into a skin of burlap, creating an electronic music composition in the form of a reactive textile. Gallery guests interact with the pieces by casting shadows over embedded sensors. CMOS 4000 series ICs are configured into circuits which produce tones, sequencers, and dynamically behaving oscillators that respond to shadows cast by guests. Each composition explores themes of cyclical and chaotic structures, iterative sequence generation, and dynamical feedback systems. The visual form of the Burlap pieces takes its cues from traditional circuit design and is the result of a dialog between the functions of the different parts of the circuits and the nature of the signals shuttled from one part of the circuit to the next. Weaving the circuits into a canvas of burlap juxtaposes natural construction materials with electronic technologies, and thus presents a challenge to the notion of the circuit as something that is cold, calculated, and non-human. The Burlap itself is used as a semiotically rich signifier indicating, amongst other themes, the historical origins of computing in mechanized weaving, pre-industrial age textiles, and a return to reliance upon renewable natural resources. (Less)
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