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01:16,
2008-05-28 19:20:25 Description: 85 Razones para Odiar a los EMO'S
1) Les gusta el color rosado.
2) Lloran.
3) Se quejan.
4) Se maquillan.
5) Son muy "emocionales".
6) Se enamoran.
7) Le toman fotos a su pelo.
(More) 85 Razones para Odiar a los EMO'S
1) Les gusta el color rosado.
2) Lloran.
3) Se quejan.
4) Se maquillan.
5) Son muy "emocionales".
6) Se enamoran.
7) Le toman fotos a su pelo.
8 ) Cool Les gusta el color morado.
9) Se alisan el pelo
10) Son más vanidosos que una vieja.
11) Están de moda.
12) Les gusta Night Before Christmas (Jack)
13) Se levantan a las mejores viejas.
14) Cada semana sale un grupo nuevo.
15) Hablan por Messenger como retrasados ("huuulashh mi amur hermoshaaa!!!"
16) Son suicidas.
17) Se pintan las uñas.
18) Les queda base en la servilleta.
19) Gritan mucho.
20) Se alborotan el pelo por detrás.
21) Les gusta Panda.
22) Les gusta Allison.
23) Adoran las calaveras.
24) Los cascaron en Rock al Parque.
25) Se cortan.
26) Ahora todos son emo.
27) Su ideología no tiene historia.
28) Son muy sensibles.
29) Todo les afecta.
30) No aceptan las cosas malas.
31) No pueden vivir sin los espejos.
32) Se depilan.
33) Se bañan todos los días.
34) Son femeninos.
35) Usan delineador.
36) Todas las viejas los adoran.
37) Todo emo tiene novia.
38) Se pintan el pelo.
39) Adoran a los gay.
40) Idolatran a Michael Jackson.
41) Todo emo le ha dado un beso a un amigo.
42) Usan lentes de contacto.
43) Usan cintas en el cuello.
44) Adoran los colores pastel.
45) Usan Vans de cuadritos.
46) Son miedosos.
47) Son demasiado amables.
48) Todos tienen cara de niña.
49) Se ponen jeans desteñidos.
50) Todo lo que se ponen es de marca.
51) Son gomelos.
52) Se comen las uñas.
53) Son anoréxicos.
54) Les gusta enviar cadenas.
55) Les encanta "dar amor".
56) Aman a todo el mundo.
57) Les gustan las rosas.
58) Usan brillo para los labios.
59) Se dejan atracar.
60) Lo peor que les puede pasar es tener el pelo crespo.
61) Usan sacos de rayas.
62) Se ponen medias en los brazos.
63) Toda su ropa es talla 14 para niños.
64) Aman a los Padrinos Mágicos.
65) Su himno son las estrellas rosadas y negras.
66) Cantan como niñitas y luego gritan como si tuvieran tos de perro.
67) Todo emo tiene más de 3 pares de sapatos y por lo menos uno con calaveras.
68) Usan pañoletas en todas las partes del cuerpo.
69) Todo emo tiene un cinturón con calaveras o con cuadritos rosados.
70) Vuelven lesbianas a las niñas.
71) No pueden ver por un ojo.
72) Le comen a los punks, a los metachos, a los skins...
73) Todos tienen por lo menos un iPod (el Nano rosado es su favorito)
74) Controlan el consumo de calorías.
75) Son bulímicos.
76) Todos tienen un hamster, un perro o un gato a quién amar.
77) Lo mejor que les ha pasado es MySpace.
78) Aman Lacoste.
79) Tienen más cosméticos que su novia.
80) Todos son más bien de malas para pensar.
81) Huelen igual que su novia.
82) Se cambian la ropa entre ellos.
83) Toman leche de soya.
84) Le toman fotos al espejo.
85) ¡Porque los emo son la peor plaga existente! ¡Y se reproducen fácilmente! (Less)
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1960,
03:34,
2008-04-03 08:48:27 Description: sweet child of mine - Mga bisaya - Winston Canete
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1844,
03:46,
2008-04-02 19:37:20 Description: Special Thanks to the ALFAR Family By Winston Canete
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1832,
05:23,
2008-04-23 01:22:16 Description: G: Enric! Hello! No, no, I'm not Enric, I'm his grandfather. He's sleeping yet. Wait, he's coming
E: Who is it?
G: There, Merce, she's worried about you
E: Hello Merce. No, (More) G: Enric! Hello! No, no, I'm not Enric, I'm his grandfather. He's sleeping yet. Wait, he's coming
E: Who is it?
G: There, Merce, she's worried about you
E: Hello Merce. No, I was tired and I' have preferred to come back home. No, I have no plans for today. Yes, OK, Bye.
G: Seat down and take breakfast I bought pastry
E: Thanks
G: What happened yesterday?
E: Nothing ¿Why?
G: You came back early
E: Don't pretend you have not hear the talk, I was tired so I preferred to come back
G: Don't trick me, I know it all, I meet Fidel and he told me everything
E: What did he tell you?
G: He told me Pep and his friends were making a mess at the party but he throw they away
E: Yes, they wanted to do a mess
G. They bothered you?
E: no
T: Good morning!
G&E: Good morning
T: Ay, I'm late
G: How is that you bought pastry?
T: And you? I don't mind I'll take two. I told Virginia I'm dating Francisco and now I'm feeling happy
E: Ouch!
T: What happens?
G: Maybe you did you break a rib
E. No, no, you took me by surprise
T: Do you want a massage?
E: No, no, tonight I slept on my arm and it is hurting now
T: I'll pinch you so it will go away that harm straight away
E: No
G: Trini, he's the adolescent, not you haha
T: You, being young, you'd understand me or is that you never fell in love? Everyday should be as today
G: Yes, plenty of pastries
T: Why not? Mmm
G: What are you doing?
E: Nothing
G: Your shirt is inside-down. Take it off. Fix it, fuck! How did you get that? It was at the yesterday party, right? It was Pep? Speak! Fuck! Don't tell me you hit a door, that's a punch from a fist. Tell me who it was?
E: Yes, it was Pep
G. I knew it! That guy... Come on, let's go to the hospital and make a report
E: We won't do anything
G: Enric!
E: I did the same to Edu
G: I don't understand you
E: They did it because I'm a queer
G: Don't you think it's about time to stop this moron?
E: Don't get involved eh? Don't get involved
G: So defend yourself and be brave!
E: It's not so easy
G: Tell everybody you're homosexual and that you love Max and stop acting like a jerk and playing the victim.
E: Grandpa, it's my life and I don't need you trying to fix it!
G: Ha! Do you like to be punched and be full of bruises
E: What do you think?
G: You have fear?
E: Leave me alone, it's all my fault
G: Enric
E: Leave me alone grandpa, please
E: Hello
M: No pizzas are available, Galiana is not here
E: No Max, I don't want to eat
M: What do you want?
E: I wanted to tell you I'm sorry. I'm sorry about what you're feeling about your father and Cinta and that if you need me...
M: If I need you, what? You'll run away as always
E: Look, I don't know but if I can help you with everything...
M: And you come now?
E: I wanted to come earlier but...
M: But what?
E: But Edu owerwhelmed me
M: Doesn't matter Edu, nor Maica or Pep all of that are excuses, Enric! The problem are not them, it's you! Why you came just now? Because there are no people now, because we are alone, this way you have no worry if people see you talking to me (Less)
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04:45,
2009-08-02 08:05:15 Description: La señorita hermafrodita no se pinta lo suficiente. No se quita lo suficiente. no me excita lo que debiera. Un respeto, por favor, para la simetría, para la aritmética y la (More) La señorita hermafrodita no se pinta lo suficiente. No se quita lo suficiente. no me excita lo que debiera. Un respeto, por favor, para la simetría, para la aritmética y la geografía. Los números pares y los plurales, no son populares en tu topografía. Esos tacones del desprecio, caminando como si detuvieran El mundo sobre el trapecio: de un lado el infierno, del otro el cielo. Por la serranía redonda de ronda, he visto tu sombra acercarse. He pedido otra ronda de sake. me has llamado ... (Less)
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868,
05:42,
2008-04-18 13:11:20 Description: Teacher (T): Enric,8,4
Me: Good
T: Sonia: 7,2
P: Have you passed the exam?
Mk: Yes and Enric may go on study Medicine
T: Pep 6,2 Congratulations! Very good, congratulations to everybody. We are (More) Teacher (T): Enric,8,4
Me: Good
T: Sonia: 7,2
P: Have you passed the exam?
Mk: Yes and Enric may go on study Medicine
T: Pep 6,2 Congratulations! Very good, congratulations to everybody. We are very happy. You'll be all summer doing nothing. Good luck at University!
Me: Pep don't you congratulate Enric?
Pep: Oh yes, he'll be able to study the ass of his queer friends now
Mk: Go to hell dude
E: Let it be
P: Shame on you
Mk: Stupid!
Me: Enric, Have you talked to Max?
E: Why? He'll send me to hell
Me: His father is in prison, Galiana told it yesterday to my father
E: Fuck, I didn't know
Mk: It seems he's a drug dealer
E: Beni? That it's impossible, he doesn't looks as one, he's a good person, it's impossible
Me: Truth is Max would be smashed. Enric! It don't mind, you already know what I think. I'm going to see my father because he has a trial today and I want to see him before he leaves.
Mk: Me too and tell my parents I can stay in Barcelona!
Me: Yes!
Ringtone
E: Hello mama!
Mom: Is it what you liked, right?
F: A doctor needs a good watch
G: He has worked too much; he's got one of the best grades at school. You should be proud because there are someone... I don't have bought you anything, maybe you'd expect one
E: No, it doesn't mind
Mom: In 4 days we'll go to Begur, you already know I don't endure to stay in Barcelona on summer. Are you going?
F: For sure he'll come, he has passed the exams and he doesn't have anything to do in Barcelona now
G: Better he decide it himself ¿no?
Mom: We'll go next week or sooner if you want
E: I don't know
F: This is because that boy? Your mother and I...
G: Quiet! Max and he are not together anymore
Mom: Is that true? Did you split?
E: Yes
Mom: You'll rest calm now ¿eh? You don't know how you have made me suffer
F: Problem resolved, you come with us to Begur and when you return you can stay at our place, university is closer and you have more space to study
Mom: I found new furniture for your room, a bigger table
F: And the PC is old and takes too much space, better you buy a portable
G: And you, Enric? What do you say?
E: I have to go now
F: Now? We are talking!
Mom: Enric!
F: I don't know what we have done wrong now?
G: Maybe it is what you DON'T have done
Edu: What are you doing here?
E: I've come to see Max
Edu: He's inside
E: Merce told me his father is in prison
Edu: Yes and Max is depressed. Why don't you enter and ask him if he need anything?
E: No, I don't want overwhelm him. He's mad at me.
Edu: You're scared he'll tell you to go away
E: Yes
Edu: What do you want exactly?
E: I don't know, I want us to be friends
Edu: Max already has friends, real friends
G: She didn't tell you Trini if she would come to dine?
E: No
G: She's flipping
E: Can't you speak normal?
G: You know already what I want to say. And where were you this morning?
E: Max's father is in prison, they found drugs in his pastry chop (Churrería)
G: Beni?
E: Yes, seems he has done anything and I think so too
G: And what Max has told you?
E: I went to the pizzeria but I didn't dare to enter
G: You're acting this way always
E: It's not my fault
G: So who's? Max is going through a bad time and you don't dare being at his side to ask him how he's feeling? What kind of person does that?
E: Grandpa!
E: Do you think people will be helping you since you don't move a finger when they need you? You can't figure out how hard and long is life and the few good and honest people you'll know. When one person has a friend or someone he loves, he's by his side in the important moments when these are more difficult. Do you know what could be for me without Juan and Trini?
E: Max doesn't want to heard about me
G: Bear with that, if you're like this it's your fault and with your parents you do exactly the same
E: My parents? They are not related to this.
G: When your parents come they say 4 nonsense and you flee. You have to say what you want for God's sake! Don't you ever think to change? And not doing anything in your fucking life? You're planning being stupid all your life?
E: And you can't let me be?
G: Look, if you don't like I tell you the truth, you already know where the door is
E: Do you want I leave, now?
G: No! I want you to behave
E: Grandpa don't throw me out, please
G: Then, hurry up, when University begins I want you to come back with your parents or with a friend, it's all the same for me. One thing I have clear is if you don't change I don't want to see you here anymore (Less)
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522,
02:46,
2008-10-16 02:40:19 Description: http://www.goaguu.com.br
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517,
03:34,
2008-04-18 01:44:26 Description: Mk:Venga Enric ¿Que te ha pasado tío?
E. Ya os he dicho que no ha ocurrido nada
Me: Venga Enric apúrate, hemos de consultar unos libros y en la biblioteca estaremos todos
E: Ir (More) Mk:Venga Enric ¿Que te ha pasado tío?
E. Ya os he dicho que no ha ocurrido nada
Me: Venga Enric apúrate, hemos de consultar unos libros y en la biblioteca estaremos todos
E: Ir vosotras
Mk: Venga! Yo necesito aprobar y sin ti ni Merce no lo conseguiré
E: Yo no quiero venir
Mk: Venga Enric, por favor!
G: Enric no quiere salir por culpa de Pep
E: Abuelo!
G: Explícales lo que ocurrió! Ayer Pep le pegó
Mk&Me: ¿Qué?
E: Abuelo calla!
G: No me callo, no me da la gana! Le dio un buen golpe y ahora tiene miedo
E: Yo no tengo miedo
G: Entonces dime porque no quieres salir con tus amigos
E: Porque aquí estoy más tranquilo
G: No te has de avergonzar! Como no has de salir, empieza a preparar la comida para cuando vuelva; haremos ensalada y después lomo rebozado ¿Me oyes?
E: Sí!
G: Adiós
Mk&Me: Adiós
E: ¿Y vosotras que hacéis? ¿No marcháis?
Me: No. Nos quedamos a estudiar
Mk: Tu abuelo tiene razón, si Pep es imbécil tú no tienes la culpa
E: Mira, si no queréis estudiar ya podéis marchar
G: Eres un fascista! ¿Dónde crees que vas?
P: Déjame
G: Parece mentira que un chico tan joven piense de una forma tan carca (poco liberal) ¿Así es como te han educado tus padres?
E: Usted sí que es un carca
G: ¿Pero quien te piensas que eres? Gracias a cretinos como tú, el mundo va como va. ¿Te crees mejor que Enric? ¿Por qué? ¿Donde está escrito que tú seas mejor persona? ¿Quién te lo ha dicho?
Empar (E): Señor Felip ¿Qué ocurre?
All: Hola!
Mk: Me parece que te van a reñir
E: No sé porque
Mk: ¿Puedo venir a cenar a tu casa?
Me: Seguro. Que te vaya bien Enric
E: Adios. Abuelo...
G: ¿Qué quieres?
E: No hemos parado de estudiar
G: Es tu trabajo
E: Estás enfadado
G: He regañado a Pep
E: No!
G: Y he estado a punto de explicarlo todo a Impar, pero ¿De que serviría? Yo no tengo que ir defendiéndote de nada ni de nadie. Me sabe mal verte así, pero más mal me sabe pensar que siempre estarás encerrado en casa; la gente sabe o sabrá que eres gay ¿Y que?
E: ¿Cómo que y que?
G: Sí ¿Dónde está el problema?
E: Yo que sé!
G: ¿Tú piensas que irás por la calle y la gente te señalará con el dedo porque llevas una camiseta donde pone "Soy gay"? Entonces tengo que decirte que aquí en casa llevas una que pone "Soy estúpido"
E: No me gusta
G: No quieres que te diga las cosas claras
E: No me gusta ser gay
G: El problema no es que tú seas homosexual, el problema es que eres un cobarde y tienes miedo de lo que digan de ti. El día que te aceptes como eres, aquél día empezarás a ser persona (Less)
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481,
02:22,
2008-04-21 20:23:41 Description: Según ebay.es, España es un país de apasionados: EBAY.es: 1 DE CADA 3 ESPAÑOLES INVIERTE 248 € MENSUALES EN SUS PASIONES El 70% de los hombres se declara compradores (More) Según ebay.es, España es un país de apasionados: EBAY.es: 1 DE CADA 3 ESPAÑOLES INVIERTE 248 € MENSUALES EN SUS PASIONES El 70% de los hombres se declara compradores asiduos de lo último en tecnología, mientras que el 80% de las mujeres declara una debilidad por bolsos y zapatos. Más del 30% de los españoles es coleccionista inconsciente, un nuevo tipo de consumidor descubierto por eBay Ebay.es celebra su 5º aniversario en España. En algunas Comunidades Autónomas, los datos no pueden ser más curiosos: con una media de 20 grados de temperatura anual, el 54% de los andaluces reconoce que colecciona todo tipo de abrigos y chaquetas y para apasionados, los valencianos, entre los que casi un 50% confiesa sentir una debilidad escondida por la lencería y la ropa interior. Los madrileños, más clásicos, prefieren coleccionar corbatas, los aragoneses perfumes y cosméticos y los catalanes encuentran irresistibles los ordenadores y sus complementos. eBay.es, con motivo de su 5º aniversario en España, ha encargado un estudio a la prestigiosa firma Millward Brown para conocer los productos que más les apasionan a los españoles. Una de las principales conclusiones del estudio es que más de 14 millones de españoles podrían gastar hasta 248 euros al mes en los productos que encuentran irresistibles. Si las pasiones se miden por la compra irresistible de determinados artículos, los hombres son unos verdaderos apasionados por la tecnología de consumo: casi un 70% de los hombres encuestados se declara comprador asiduo de videojuegos nuevos y difíciles de encontrar, la última consola que sale al mercado así como informática clásica y vintage, ordenadores, periféricos y otro tipo de accesorios. En el mundo de la tecnología, la mujer encuentra irresistible el iPod, el Mp3 y todos los artículos y accesorios relacionados con la telefonía móvil. En cuanto a las compras relacionadas con la moda, las mujeres siguen rompiendo las estadísticas: más del 80% de las mujeres encuestadas son tentadas continuamente con la compra de zapatos y los bolsos, seguidos de la perfumería y cosméticos e incluso por la lencería y las gafas de sol. Sin embargo, la moda masculina la marca el deporte, ya que hay hombres que son capaces de desembolsar más de 200 euros al año en camisetas de sus equipos favoritos. Otra de las principales diferencias entre hombres y mujeres es que ellas no planifican sus compras, no suelen pedir consejos antes de decidirse a adquirir un artículo y en el caso de compartir sus compras lo hacen antes con sus amigas que con su pareja. ¿Coleccionista inconsciente? Si existe un concepto ligado a la pasión es el del coleccionista. Según el estudio cerca del 60% de los españoles se declaran coleccionistas tradicionales, aquellos apasionados por los sellos, monedas, cromos, etc, pero ¿Cuántas veces se ha preguntado por qué su pareja acumula más de 20 pares de zapatos o considera un tesoro su colección de videojuegos, CDs o DVDs? eBay.es ha descubierto que hay, además, un 30% de la población al que no podemos denominar compradores compulsivos, sino que realmente son coleccionistas inconscientes. La diferencia entre este tipo de coleccionista y el tradicional, es que el primero no guarda o expone los artículos que le apasionan, sino que los utiliza a diario y que sus búsquedas son más frecuentes, llegando a adquirir objetos de la misma gama o categoría varias veces al mes. Según María Calvo Pesini, Directora General de eBay.es "Nos sentimos muy honrados de que más de la mitad de los compradores y vendedores online en España formen parte de eBay.es y que día a día tengan la oportunidad de encontrar aquellos artículos que más les apasionan. Nos esforzamos continuamente para mantener nuestro sitio especial, para que las personas encuentren en cualquier parte del mundo, ese artículo que le hace sentir diferente y único, muchas veces a precios muy atractivos". eBay es una Comunidad en la que 222 millones de usuarios comparten experiencias, gustos y opiniones y disfrutan intensamente reforzando la pasión por buscar, encontrar y ganar. La participación activa de la comunidad da como resultado propuestas de nuevas categorías, diseños, servicios y mejoras. La Comunidad de eBay.es se ha convertido en los últimos 5 años en uno de los mayores centros de apasionados del país: más de la mitad de los compradores y vendedores online en España forman parte de la Comunidad de eBay.es. La competencia, la comodidad, los buenos precios y los más de 100 millones de artículos que se pueden encontrar en cualquier momento en eBay, han reforzado el coleccionismo más tentador, apasionado y divertido. (Less)
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02:27,
2008-04-16 02:29:44 Description: Today is the wedding of Enric's cousin. His father insists for Enric to come but Enric doesn't want. Grandpa, also, he refuses to go with his son and plans to go to the wedding alone. The (More) Today is the wedding of Enric's cousin. His father insists for Enric to come but Enric doesn't want. Grandpa, also, he refuses to go with his son and plans to go to the wedding alone. The father is very angry.
Max picks a pizza for... it is a secret!
F: ¿Se puede saber porque no estás preparado todavía?
E: Por que no voy
F: No quiero discutir
E: Entonces no discutas
F: ¿Tu abuelo viene y tú no?
G: Yo ya estoy preparado
F: Siempre tienes que ponerte el mismo traje...
G: No engordo y me va bien, como el primer día.
F: Díle tú que se vista
G: El chico quiere estudiar
F: Venga, ponte unas zapatillas y ven como quieras pero tu familia te espera y tu primo también
E: Papá, no voy a ir
F: ¿Por qué? ¿Qué quieres que les digamos? Haz lo que quieras! Vamos, es tarde
G: ¿Tú crees que voy a ir en coche contigo?
F: Pero si vamos al mismo lugar
G: Tú empieza a pasar que yo ya vendré como me dé la gana
F: Venga Papá!
G: Ni papá ni hostias! Si yo voy a la boda es porque el chico que se casa es mi sobrino y no para verte a ti. ¿Qué? ¿Voy guapo? Venga chico! dime que tal voy. ¿Qué te parece?
E: Vas bien, vas bien abuelo
G: A mí me gustaría que tú vinieses y a mi hermano Mariano que en paz descanse, también le habría gustado que estuvieras. Su hijo no tiene la culpa
E: Sí, pero es que no quiero verlos. No quiero ver a nadie.
G: ¿Estás seguro? Dentro de poco vendrá Trini y te echará de la mesa, pondrá la telenovela y después empezará a limpiar la casa y a cantar.
E: Sí, ya la aguantaré abuelo
G: Como quieras. Entonces, como no vienes, estudia mucho que tienes los exámenes dentro de 4 días. A ver que me dan para comer, espero que sea una boda muy bonita.
E: Que vaya bien. Adiós
G: Adiós
J: Toma. Estas las has de entregar antes de 20 minutos.
M: Ya te he dicho que no pienso correr Jon
J: Pero si es aquí al lado
M: Yo cuando acabe este encargo me voy
J: De acuerdo
M: Dáme una de bacon
J: La que se está haciendo es para Beni
M: Entonces ya le diré que se espere un poco
J. ¿Para quien es?
M: Es un secreto, venga, espabila!
J: Un secreto... venga, toma!
M: Gracias. Beni, la de bacon tardará un poco más; ésta la he cogido para mí.
B: ¿Para ti solo? Sí... seguro, JAJAJA!
M. Hasta ahora (Less)
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05:31,
2008-04-05 17:24:27 Description: English translation by myself with some help from greataff subtitles.
E- I wanted to call you
M- Yes, a lot of days ago
E- Max I'm hooked on you. I did not want to tell you by phone
M- So (More) English translation by myself with some help from greataff subtitles.
E- I wanted to call you
M- Yes, a lot of days ago
E- Max I'm hooked on you. I did not want to tell you by phone
M- So what are you thinking to do?
E- I can't study, I can't eat, I can't even watch TV, the only thing I do is thinking of you. I want us to be together. You don't believe me?
M- Is that one thing is what you say Enric, the other is what you do
E- When I think about all I've been doing these last months... Do you think Edu will forgive me some day?
M- I don't know. It's difficult
E- With my friends I've also acted like a jerk, with Sonia, with Merce, I don't know what the hell I wanted to prove
M- Merce noticed it from the beginning. One day she came to talk to me
E- Merce it's the only, the only person who knows I'm gay, except for you of course
M- It's the first time you say it
E- Yes, saying it in front of you is very easy but when I think about my parents...
M- You don't have to be in a hurry. When the moment is right, you'll tell them
E- I, I would prefer that no one know
M- As you want
E- Max, Max do you still like me?
M- Of course
E- This morning I was so scared
M- You don't have to be scared Enric, neither from your family nor anyone
G-It's about time
E- Hello
F (Father)- Where were you? You have no classes today
E- I was at the library, studying
G- That's what you have to do. Come on; sit you I'll bring the salad. Don't you hear me?
F- Explain right now what you were doing kissing a guy in the middle of the street
G- What did you say?
F- Your mother saw you. Who was he?
E- His name is Max
M (mother)- And, what were you doing with him?
E- We are together. I'm gay!
M- No, Ferran
F-Are you out of your mind or what
G- This way isn't going to solve anything, plus you hit things at your place, not here.
M- Your father is right, it's better to speak calmly. Sometimes, at your age one is confused...
E- I'm not confused! I'm gay and there's nothing more to talk.
F- You've know all along and you've hidden to us.
G- Not me!
E- I knew you wouldn't understand BUT THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!
M- We understand, right Ferran?
F- For sure, come on get your stuffs, now it's all clear better we come back home
E- No, You only want to come with you to control me but you don't like it
F- It's over! I said you're coming back home right now!
E- Papa listen carefully, I'M GAY!
F- YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME ANYMORE
E- GO TO HELL
G- How can you be such an animal? Enric! Wait!
E- Let me alone
G- Listen
E- I won't come back with them and if you throw me of your place I'll find somewhere else.
G- Stop saying foolishness. Now I understand why you were so upset these days. Why you didn't tell me anything? Did you believe I'll throw you from my home?
E- I don't know
G- I can believe you don't know yet how your grandpa is.
E- Do you saw how they reacted?
G- Hey! Don't get confused, your parents are one thing and I'm another
E- You are thinking the same as them
G- For me it makes no difference if you like boys or girls if you're with a good person and you have respect for you both. This Max seems he's a good person and... he studies hard
E- Yes
G- And... he's a keeper? (Less)
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09:19,
2008-04-24 14:26:24 Description: Partial translation. Enric has signed to study at Madrid University.
Grandpa as always tries to fix things talking to the parents.
F: Enric is old enough to make decisions
G: You don't mind (More) Partial translation. Enric has signed to study at Madrid University.
Grandpa as always tries to fix things talking to the parents.
F: Enric is old enough to make decisions
G: You don't mind he leaves?
F: No but if I tell him he will not hear me
Mo: With Enric, we can't speak
G: He doesn't want to leave
Mo: Then, why he requested a place at Madrid University?
F: He wants to be far from us and doing as he likes
G: You don't understand anything. You don't understand nothing of nothing!
F: If we have come to yell...
G: Would you do the favour to hear me? Look, look this couple
F: Oh Papa!
Mo: We have nothing against homosexuals
G: Remember Eduard?
F: Who?
G: Eduard, the butcher's son
F: Your friend from military service? What he does relate to these guys?
G: He was living in this building. He had to move to other city
F: To Valencia he was working in a toys factory
G: He was homosexual and he had to move because people like you; when people in his building knew it they avoided him, they treated him badly, they sent notes in his letter-box, and they phoned him telling they don't wanted a pervert in the building. In Valencia he learned to hide what he was like. He was unlucky his whole life
F: Those were other times
G: It's been 30 years only, Ferrán! Do you even tried to think why these 2 men can hold hands now and nothing happens? This is the same place only some years later. Did you think why they can love themselves now without trying to hide? Because now all of us we are a bit freer, but things have not changed as they should. Your son, he thinks he has to do the same, run away from the neighbourhood and family, because he thinks they don't love him
F: No, you can't say I don't love my son
G: Perhaps it's my fault. Before, parents and children didn't talk about everything. You and your brother did grow as you could; I didn't know how to teach you as it were due. Now I don't want the boy paying the consequences. Don't be stupid like I was. You can solve it yet.
F: What you do you want we do?
G: Your son will leave and he'll end being unhappy like my friend
***
E: I suppose grandpa told you already I'm leaving to Madrid
Mo: This is the reason we are here for. You don't need to do so
E: I already signed
F: You don't understood, we want you here with us
E: In Madrid I'll be way better; here I'm fed up of quarrels
G: Enric! Listen to your parents
F: Your mother and I, It came as a surprise when you said you were... homosexual, and after, after, you didn't give us any opportunity to resolve these things
Mo: We didn't know how to react and what to do, we didn't know being at your side. We had the problem, not you
F: We miss you
E: You only say this because you fear I leave to Madrid alone
F: No. I promise you from now on we don't have to fight anymore, no for this motive. We don't have to agree always but we can talk
Mo: Come on Enric, come back home
F: We love you as you are like
E: Thank you grandpa
Mo: Come on I'll help you to make your bag because you sure have things all around
E: No, I have to leave now
G. Now?
E: Yes, I have to do something very important, I'll come back home tonight
F: We begin well!
Mk: I don't know what this idiot is doing here
Me: Max should throw him out
Mk: I hope he doesn't make another scene
Me: Don't pay them any mind
***
P: Hey! What's going on?
J: I'll throw him out right now
M: No, forget him, he's just trying to tease
J: This is his ¿no?
M: Yes
J: I'll take it
M: Jon! This pizza will be served by me. The pizza
P: Too late. I don't want it
M. You do as you want, you'll have to pay likewise
P: If I don't what? Are you going to beat me? Oh, I'm so scared, here we have the two, the couple. Do you know what they do?
E: Wait Max
M. Why took you so long? (Less)
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05:34,
2008-04-17 11:19:19 Description: M: How is that going?
E: Horrible, just hearing the word exam makes me sick
M: Why? Don't you ever get good grades?
E: Yes, but this school-year I've not studied much
M: I hope it is (More) M: How is that going?
E: Horrible, just hearing the word exam makes me sick
M: Why? Don't you ever get good grades?
E: Yes, but this school-year I've not studied much
M: I hope it is not because of me
E: This afternoon I should stay in and study instead of going to your friend's party
M. Enric, you told me you would come!
E: No, I'll go, I'll go. I'll study tomorrow. Max, if finally I'm accepted into Medicine, would you lend me the notes?
M: I don't know man. Everything has their price
E: I'll pay. One thing, at the party are they all gay?
M: No. Don't't worry about it, Enric
T: Good, two strong men to help me with the bags
M: To the kitchen?
T: Yes please Oh my feet. You're studying Medicine, right?
M: Yes
T: Is there predicted a foot transplant coming soon? I'll be the first to volunteer
M: I wouldn't recommend it. You'd better be the second
T: Ah, you're right, let them screw up with someone else. Are you staying for lunch? I brought hake fish and today I feel inspired!
E: No, Max was leaving to go work. In fact he's late isn't he?
M: Yes, I'd better go
T: Oh, come another day and stay for lunch man
M: Yes, when Enric invites me
E: Max, Max. The pizzeria at 5?
M: Look Enric, do as you want. You don't have to do it to make me happy
E: Goodbye
P: Besides queer he's slow, we are waiting ages!
Me: Pep, it's been 5 minutes and stop it, or better you go to study alone
M: I'll bring the drinks now
Me& Mk: Thanks
E: I'll stay until 5 and then leave afterwards
P: So early? We said we'll studying all day at school
Mk: Well, we three can stay
P: It was very difficult to get the computer room
E: My grandpa has asked me to help him with some things
P: Do it tomorrow, man. It's A level and we're your friends
E: No, I already promised and he has been very good to me, I'm going early
P: You liar, man, you said you'd help me with maths and now you let me alone
E: I don't know, maybe we could meet at your place tomorrow?
P: Internet doesn't work! Besides, I wanted to look for a website that has the exams from previous years. I'll do it alone even if I don't get a shit
E: OK, I'll stay, you're boring
P: You did it better before when you were serving like a girl would
M: Did you say that because I'm homosexual?
P: What happens? Everybody know that you like to be fucked up the ass
M: And sounds like you'd like to try it!
P: Watch what you say, I'm not queer!
Me: Pep, shut up!
P: I don't want to, he insulted me!
Mk: You started it! Look, let him alone, he's stupid
M: And you? Don't you plan to say anything? You don't care, do you Enric? You don't mind if he insults me in front of you? We were going to the party this afternoon and you cancel it because of this jerk? Now you'd go studying with him? Why do you ever fuck up everything?
P: One moment, what party?
M: Come on Enric, tell him
E: Shut the fuck up!
M: I don't want to! I want you to say it in front of everybody, Enric! Enric, tell him that we are together. OK, to hell with you, do whatever you want but don't approach me anymore
Me: Enric, wait!
Mk: Heavy! Did you know this?
P: No
G: Are you taking away everything?
E: Yes, I wouldn't come back never
G: But, there are a few days left for the exams
E: I'll going study at home, I'll be more calm there
G: OK, OK, I'll leave you be
P: Hey! It's true you're a fucking faggot?
E: Let me alone Pep
P: You're a jerk! All this time...
E: Pep, we're friends
P: Not anymore
E: I wanted to tell you
P: Bullshit! We had parties together, we got drunk together, and we've had sleepovers
E: Pep, it's been not much time Max and I are together
P: We showered together, you make me vomit
G: Hey! Enric! Enric! What happened to you?
E: Nothing
G: Nothing? This animal has punched you? I'll tell Empar
E: No!
G: Why?
E: Because he's right, I'm a jerk I failed him and Max too (Less)
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03:53,
2008-04-05 05:36:14 Description: Next week, Max is waiting yet for Enric call but Enric, coward again, he don't dares.
Edu sees Max nervous and asks Max to tell him who is the boy he's waiting to call.
Max tells Edu the (More) Next week, Max is waiting yet for Enric call but Enric, coward again, he don't dares.
Edu sees Max nervous and asks Max to tell him who is the boy he's waiting to call.
Max tells Edu the truth. Enric. He called him from London and told him he's now sure he loves him. Edu is mad. Mad tells him Enric already apologized. He did a mistaken and he's very sorry.
Edu: This guy gets you horny then you don't mind he kicked me.
Max: No. If I were there that day I'd have kicked him. Please, don' be mad.
Edu: Yes, better don't be angry at someone so stupid who hates himself.
Max: I know you're right. I believe I'm mistaken. He promised to call me when he arrived and he has not done it yet.
Edu: As you want.
Later, Enric comes to the pizzeria.
Max: So what have you in mind today? Sonia? Merce? Perhaps another girl? Maybe this time is a boy? Last week you told me it was I. You told me you'll call me
Enric: I didn't know if...
Max: You never know anything Enric. Why you don't make it clear yourself finally, and stop to bother people? Come on; say, which is your option today?
Enric: We can meet later, now you're working
Max: So what? Because there are people here, right? It's that? If we were alone you'll have the balls to tell me what do you do want. Come on, answer! What do you want to tell me Enric?
Spanish translation by Inkitxu75. gracias!
EDU: ¿Me lo vas a contar o qué? Porque es la 4ª vez que miras el móvil... ¿Es el de tercero? ¿El rubio? Ese sí que está bueno, ¿eh? No me digas que ya os habéis liado...
MAX: Es Enric.
EDU: ¿Qué?
MAX: Me llamó desde Londres. Estaba allí de viaje de final de curso y me dijo que ya lo tenía claro, que yo le gustaba.
EDU: ¡Max, es un cabrón! ¡Me pegó!
MAX: ¡Porque iba con aquellos imbéciles! Además, ya sabes por qué lo hizo. Y te pidió perdón.
EDU: ¡No puedes salir con él!
MAX: ¡Se equivocó, Edu, y es consciente!
EDU: ¡Hablemos claro: ese tío te pone y te da igual lo que hizo!
MAX: Que no, Edu, que no es eso. El día de la paliza, si lo llego a tener enfrente, no sé lo que le habría hecho, y tú lo sabes. Venga, no nos cabreemos, por favor. Venga, Edu.
EDU: Vale, no nos cabreemos. Y menos por un imbécil violento que se odia a sí mismo. ¿Qué, cómo llevas el tema 3?
MAX: Todavía voy por el 2. Si tienes razón en todo lo que dices, y me parece que la estoy cagando del todo... pero me dijo que me llamaría en cuanto llegase y todavía no lo ha hecho.
EDU: Tú mismo.
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MAX (a Enric): ¿Hoy qué toca?
ENRIC: ¿Qué?
MAX: ¿Sonia? ¿Mercè? ¿O igual es que hay otra chica? ¿O resulta que es un chico? La semana pasada me dijiste que era yo y que me llamarías.
ENRIC: Max, yo no sabía si...
MAX: Ya, tú nunca sabes nada, Enric. ¿Por qué no te aclaras de una vez y dejas de cabrear a la gente? Vamos, dime, ¿hoy qué toca?
ENRIC: Max, quedamos luego, ahora estás trabajando...
MAX: ¿Qué pasa? Ahora hay gente, es por eso, ¿no? Si estuviésemos tú y yo solos, ¿tendrías los cojones de decirme qué es lo que quieres? Venga, responde. ¿Qué me quieres decir, Enric? (Less)
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03:30,
2008-04-20 08:11:56 Description: Max feeling alone and very sad because Beni is in prison; His brother Eloi cheated him selling drugs in the churreria (Pastry shop)and then leaving when the police came. The police things Beni was the (More) Max feeling alone and very sad because Beni is in prison; His brother Eloi cheated him selling drugs in the churreria (Pastry shop)and then leaving when the police came. The police things Beni was the dealer. Beni doesn't want to accuse his brother. Besides Enric's break up is not helping neither. Enric's grandfather is the only one supporting Max. The tittle of this clip could be "Go Grampa 3"
M: Hola
G: Hola ¿Puedo entrar un momento?
M: Sí
G: Ya sé que no son horas de ir por las casas. Te quería llamar pero lo he estando pensando y siempre es mejor decir las cosas a la cara. ¿Debes estar preguntándote porque he venido?
M: Si es por alguna cosa sobre Enric, él y yo ya no estamos juntos.
G: Ya lo sé y aunque él no lo diga, mi nieto sufre como un animal
M. Yo no puedo hacer nada
G: Claro, pero no he venido aquí para defenderlo
M: Mire, es que yo, en estos momentos, tengo otras cosas en la cabeza
G: Y necesitas alguien que esté de tu lado
M: ¿Le ha pedido él que venga?
G: No. Estoy aquí porque tú le ayudaste y sería justo que ahora él estuviese de tu lado, aunque no salgáis juntos
M: Lo que yo necesito es que todo se aclare de una vez y que dejen salir a mi padre
G: No es que confíe mucho en la justicia pero tú tienes que tener esperanza, tarde o temprano se darán cuenta que es inocente
M: Sí
G: Y mientras tanto tú tienes que ser fuerte y darle ánimos aunque por dentro no estés seguro
M: Esto es lo que hago
G: Eres un buen chico Max, y tu padre tiene que estar muy orgulloso de ti
M: El no me escucha, no se da cuenta que lo que yo necesito es que él esté aquí conmigo
G: El debe tener sus motivos
M: Nunca he tenido una familia de verdad, siempre he ido de un lado para otro y al final todos me han abandonado
G: Nada de todo esto es culpa tuya, hijo
M: A veces pienso que si mi madre estuviese todavía viva todo sería diferente... mejor... pero ahora estoy tan solo...
G: Mira Max, siento todo esto por lo cual estás pasando, solo quiero que sepas que si necesitas cualquier cosa ya sabes donde estoy
M: Estoy bien
G: Ya sé que yo no soy nadie pero si necesitas hablar un rato o que te traiga un plato de macarrones, lo que sea, solo tienes que decírmelo
M: Sí, muchas gracias, pero es que todavía no he cenado
G: Sí, claro, ya me voy. Te lo vuelvo a repetir; si necesitas algo, dímelo (Less)
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