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2008-02-12 10:00:10 Description: This episode explores the label of the word Whore and its placement on both men & women if engaging in sex on the first night or living a sexually promiscuous lifestyle.
Sex refers to the (More) This episode explores the label of the word Whore and its placement on both men & women if engaging in sex on the first night or living a sexually promiscuous lifestyle.
Sex refers to the male and female duality of biology and reproduction. Often, individuals of the two sexes attract one another and communicate their readiness to procreate through biological changes, or, in social species, through courtship behaviours.
An organism's sex is defined by its biological role in reproduction, not according to its sexual or other behavior.
The female sex is defined as the one which produces the larger gamete and which typically bears the offspring. In contrast, the male sex has a smaller gamete and rarely bears offspring.
Prostitution is when money is the critical motivation for some activity.
On the other hand, selling sex for money, or "whoring" can be done in truth and appropriateness, through very selective choice of customers. There are quite a few who whore who are not prostitutes, for they actually love what they do, and would continue to engage in promiscuous sex even without the monetary reward.
One who whores,is one who allows themself to be monetarily rewarded in addition to a fundamentaly appropriate choice of having sex with someone she would have sex with even without monetary reward. Yes, it is true that much whoring is prostitution, but it is essential to understand, that while most people and most law fails to make this distinction, that there truly is a distinction, and only the one whoring can know in the moment, whether she is for a given session, "whoring" or "prostituting".
In many cases a fancy name for a legal whore is "wife". Many women, disempowed by the patriarchal system, seek to have their survival needs (money) met by one consistent trick (named "husband"). Sacred Sex is a concept much suppressed in what passes for current "culture". (Less)
Channel: youtubeTags: 1st AskA date Debate Double first Fuck Gender GTv GurlTalkkTV on Other sex Standard The who Whore Woma Women
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03:50,
2008-02-12 11:13:38 Description: May 10th 2008 10,000 views!
-- BassHunter - Now You're gone Is Over Rated --
[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo (More) May 10th 2008 10,000 views!
-- BassHunter - Now You're gone Is Over Rated --
[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!
[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck
But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go
[Chorus] (2x)
[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look nigga I got K-Mart and I ain't change
[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we fucking be (Less)
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02:42,
2008-05-30 06:52:26 Description: I know a guy called Ian who used to tell me about a bloke he worked with. When they went on nights out he used to eye up all the women in the pub. The drunker he got, the more of them he would fancy. (More) I know a guy called Ian who used to tell me about a bloke he worked with. When they went on nights out he used to eye up all the women in the pub. The drunker he got, the more of them he would fancy. "She'd get it!" was his stock phrase. The sad thing is he never pulled at the end of the night. I thought this story was so funny I wrote a song about him!! Extra thanks to my wife for letting me build a bar in the kitchen for the video. Being a good lad really, it's already gone! (Less)
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2007-03-14 08:23:47 Description: Lizzy the Lezzy doing an L word special! contains spoilers from season 3.
I'm lizzy the lezzy the L word is cool
I'm lizzy the lezzy those girls make us drool
I'm lizzy the lezzy (More) Lizzy the Lezzy doing an L word special! contains spoilers from season 3.
I'm lizzy the lezzy the L word is cool
I'm lizzy the lezzy those girls make us drool
I'm lizzy the lezzy we all fancy shane
I'm lizzy the lezzy but jenny is a pain
Hello. My name is lizzy. I'm a lesbian. so naturally, I watch the L word. Finally, us lesbians get to watch lots of hot sexy chicks going down on each other -- they do quite a good job don't they, even if most of them are straight in real life. *sigh* oh well, we can still fantasise.
People always ask me, who is your favourite L word character? Who would you want to sleep with? I don't really know, I'd like to sleep with them all actually -- except for that awful Tonya. I wouldn't go near her with a barge pole! Bla! Dana, what were you thinking? That girl was a raving loony! Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, because now you're dead. I hope you've been reunited with Mr. Piddles. Oh, and I'm really glad you got to sleep with the lovely lara again before you died. I don't usually go for red-haired chicks, but that lara.... Mmm.... Yummy... I wouldn't mind dying if lara was licking my pussy.
And what about jenny? Poor fucked-up jenny. Psycho jenny. Normally I would quite fancy jenny, a nice pretty Jewish girl and all that, but she really got the bum storyline didn't she? (Don't worry jenny, we all loved you in 24.) it's a shame coz it was all going so well at the beginning for you when you left Tim and you were getting it on with Marina. Ohhh Marina.... Now she's HOT! Chicks that hot that it scare me actually. if I ever got so lucky as to end up in bed with marina, I think I'd shit myself.
And then there's tina. Tina's sweet isn't she? Except when she's fucking guys of course. tut. silly. and beautiful bette. Dear bette. You really should chill out a little, and I don't mean in a Buddhist retreat. I keep hoping you'll rip off that boring business suit one day and show us all how you can really move that sexy flexible body of yours. Nice one with Candace by the way *wink* naughty...
And I wouldn't mind sleeping with Helena Peabody either, if her surname wasn't Peabody. Pfff. Helena Peabody. naa. Too posh for me. I prefer the kind of girl who farts in bed, like alice. You fart in bed, don't you alice? I bet you do hehe
And then there's shane. Everybody loves shane. *Sigh* have we learned nothing? Why do we always go for the bastards? She did seem to behave a little bit better though, with that delicious Carmen. Mmmm...Carmen de la Pica Morales. te quiero, muchooo mucho . Although I gotta admit... I also might be tempted to cheat on you if rosanna arquette wanted me as much as she wanted shane. I fuckin love rosanna arquette. Rosanna!
But surprisingly enough, moira, or rather, max has emerged as my all time favourite L word hero. Max, I take my pants off to you. When I saw you get that thing out and fuck Billy up the ass I vowed I would never miss another episode again. Fucking classic it was . I don't think I would like that though. Ouch! In fact I think I'll just put my pants back on actually, and take off my hat to you instead.
Anyway, I cant wait to see what happens next. Will dana come back from the dead? Will lisa the lesbian come back with a vagina? Will max fuck somebody else up the ass? Find out in the new season, of the L word... that's L for lizzy the lezzy of course ;)
girls in tight dresses with navy blue sashes...snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes... no hang on.. that's not right... hmm, um girls in tight dresses who drag with mustaches...chicks driving fast... um no, um...
fighting screaming fucking cleaning humping heaving pooing peeing hmm no um... shit.
I'm sorry, I cant sing is it ok if I do one of my own songs? Thanks.
add me on:
http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn or
http://www.myspace.com/garythegay
there are also episodes there in spanish, french, german and hebrew!
shop lizzy and gary at:
http://www.cafepress.com/lizzythelezzy (Less)
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2008-04-22 10:16:40 Description: A barefoot Criscuolo lies on her back among records and musical instruments, and directs her siren song to the camera. She's walking the streets of Manhattan and seizing musicians who strike her (More) A barefoot Criscuolo lies on her back among records and musical instruments, and directs her siren song to the camera. She's walking the streets of Manhattan and seizing musicians who strike her fancy -- then, when she's won their confidence and guided them back to her warehouse, she locks them in a room where she can listen to them at her pleasure. She's only selecting the best-looking ones, of course, and when she encounters a muscular, shirtless busker (the Times Square pseudo-celebrity "Naked Cowboy") in the middle of a city street, her need to possess him (and his music) overwhelm her. Eventually, the police become hip to her game, but when they raid her nefarious nest, they find the beat irresistible. www.HIPVideoPromo.com (Less)
Channel: youtubeTags: Cowboy elections Flashing Giants Insane Jillcriscuolo law M&M musicvideo Naked NY Obama pop r&b sex sui Superbowl
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2008-04-22 12:12:43 Description: Another song parody by Stew, "the man of 1,000 voices", this time in the style of Frank Sinatra and sung to the tune of "Just the way you look tonight". Special acknowledgements (More) Another song parody by Stew, "the man of 1,000 voices", this time in the style of Frank Sinatra and sung to the tune of "Just the way you look tonight". Special acknowledgements to the various gangster classics like "The Godfather 1 & 2", "Good Fellas", "Casino", "A Bronx Tale", "Bugsy", and "The Sopranos", used in the background of this video. No disrespect intended. Original lyrics written and performed by Stew. This video contains scenes of violence and a few not so nice words so if any of yous is under 17, please don't watch, capeesh? OK Here's the lyrics by request "Scumbag, when you're all alone I'll come to your home disconnect the phone and I will mug you You just might get whacked tonight Yes, youre ugly with your teeth all broke this ain't no freakin' joke enjoy that last smoke before I slug you! You just might get whacked tonight With each kick your bloody lip flows I'm tearing your face apaart and that left busted your nose it touches my ghoulish heart Paulie let's go take a cruise sip some fancy booze mix up cement shoes just like big Pussy you just might get whacked tonight (Yo, Spider! get me a drink!) Busgsy! help me grab that snitch make him dig the ditch don't make me slap that bitch just like Joe Pesci you just might get whacked tonight... (Less)
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2008-04-22 16:28:13 Description: Janet Kuypers performs this piece, along with poems and prose during the July 17 2007 performance art show "Living in a Big World", live 07/17/07 at the Cafe (5115 North Lincoln Avenue, in (More) Janet Kuypers performs this piece, along with poems and prose during the July 17 2007 performance art show "Living in a Big World", live 07/17/07 at the Cafe (5115 North Lincoln Avenue, in Chicago, Illinois). The show contained poems and music from assorted musicins from Wisconsin, Ohio, Tennessee, New Mexico, and even Canada, as well as original sampled music, include the writings listed toward the bottom of this show explanation. But in this show, Janet Kuypers, because shw was exemplifying living in a big world (the title of the show), she drew a large chair, painted it onto a white canvas (which actually was a bunch of pieces of 8.5" x 11" paper stuck together) and attached it to a wooden base, so she could literally sit in a drawing of a large chair (it was 60" wide, actually). The visual display of the artwork projected onto a large paper screen for this show (which once again was actually a bunch of pieces of 8.5" x 11" paper stuck together)was a drawn TV, and inside the TV a bunch of Janet Kuypers photographs from around the world was shown in this "drawn" TV. Artwork included in the projected "television" display included: The Reischtag in Berlin Germany, Tiananmen Square in Beijing China, a building in Agrigento in Cicily Italy, Air Force One with President George H. W. Bush at Pease Air Force Base in Omaha, Nebraska, a downed airplane in Joliet, Illinois, an airplane in Naples Florida, the Arbeit Macht Frei gate at the Dachau Concentration Camp in Dachau Germany, Arches National Park in Utah, Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington Virginia, Bad Gastein Austria, as bamboo frest in Oahu Hawaii, a building in Bruxelles.Belgium, castles in Rome, the Chicago skyline from Lake Michigan with superimposed landmarks like an Egyptian pyramid and a building from India and the Eiffel Tower and Big Ben and Russian churches and a mountain from the Alps, the Colloseum in Rome, a mermaid statue in Copenhagen Denmark, the White Cliffs of Dover in England, the Eiffel Tower in Paris France, el Yunque tropical rain forest in Puerto Rico, Tallinn Estonia, Gettysburg Pennsylvania, a gondola in Venice Italy, the Great Wall of China, the Senate Square Cathedral in Helsinki Finland, highrises in Shanghai China, the Hollywood sign in California, hot strings in Wyoming, a destroyed house after Katrina in New Orleans Louisiana, a King Tut like human Egyptian statue in Paris France, the Last Vegas skyline, the Louvre, Luxembourg, Michael Stipe of R.E.M. in Urbana Illinois, a painted building in Montreal Canada, a lefe-side replica of the Parthenon in Nashville Tennessee, a glove statue in front of a church in Omaha Nebraska, a pagoda near Beijing China, salvages wall art work in Pompeii, the Pyramid of Cestius in Rome, St. Petersburg Russia, San Francisco, the Seasttle Space Needle in Washington, Siberia from the sky, a video still of shydiving near the Rockies in Longmont Colorado, the space shuttle in Cape Canaveral, the Statue of Liberty in New Jersey/New York, a stop sign in Mexico (that says "alto"), Stockholm Sweden, Olympic Natl. Park Temperate Rain Forest in Washington, the Temple of Vesta in Rome, the Vatican, and Zurich Switzerland. These are the writing included in the live show: the poem: Paranoia we sit here at dinner. I try to breathe. My hands rest on my thighs. I must watch to be sure, everything must be right: the silverware, small fork, large fork, plate, knife, large spoon, small spoon. Water glass. Wine glass. I know no one else sees them: the fish, the red fish, in the curtains along the wall. You have to watch them. My eyes always glance there. They are evil fish. They sit in the curtains, they wait, and then they come out. And the yogurt, the yogurt is the only thing that can save me from them. throw the yogurt, take a spoon, use your hands. Anything. And we sat there before dinner, and he ate his yogurt with his first spoon before I could stop him. How could you do this? How can you save yourself now? Will I have to save you again, do you even understand the danger — the prose: Man Who Talks Loud... Say Nothing I try to learn about the world, try to understand the world. While first traveling, I did a MidWest tour of poetry, then was in a Chicago poetry show at the National Poetry Slam in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I sell my performance art audio on iTunes & Naster, I try to share myself with the world, but I wonder if I'm actually getting through to anyone. I heard a Native American man, whose parents were from two different tribes (meaning that he could never truly have an allegiance with just one tribe), say that after he traveled extensively, he tried to tell his story to the people of either tribe, and no one wanted to even listen to him. They called him Ex-eh-ba-che, which means "man who talks loud... say nothing." Ex-eh-ba-che. "Man who talks loud... say nothing." Oh, what am I saying, I've been around the world, but I've never talked to a Native American. That was actually from a movie I saw, I don't even know if "Ex-eh-ba-che" is a real word or means anything. But... If I want to see something about the world around me, maybe I should turn on the tee vee, I mean, if news channels can have reporters in war zones, there's got to be something worth watching. Maybe I'll just get out the remote and turn on the tee vee, then press the play button and see what's out there in the world. — the poem: Fighting I Can Do I know these are normal things for me to be going through I know that I have been raped and beaten I know they've tried to kill me and lucky me, I survived I think I can survive everything they throw at me But as time wears on little pieces of this statue are chipped away everybody wants something, right? well, they've been taking from me and taking and taking and taking and my defenses are getting weaker and I don't know how much more fighting I can do — the poem: I Want you know what I want? i want a big house with filtered central air and i want a big lawn so i can recreate nature and i want a big fence so i'll know what's mine and i want the evergreens trimmed into neat little balls, because it has to look neat. plant everything in a row. and i want to spray chemicals on my lawn to keep the dandelions away and i want a plastic lobster bib over my fancy dress at the fancy restaurant and don't forget the hundred dollar champagne and i want a big fat car, and i want someone else to drive it and i want the two kids, one boy, one girl and i want a nanny to take care of them for me i want to be famous i want everyone to love me i want it i want it all — the prose: Adjusting Your Beliefs We lived in Pennsylvania for 6 months, and while I continued my work with cc&d magazine, I got a P.O. box in the town Intercourse Pennsylvania. And actually, it was an amish town, and we would go to the store there to stock up on spices, and the amish people who worked there were all short - Now, I know I'm tall, but when I say they were short I should also say that their heads looked child-like... that the people working there looked like they had a mild form, or early stages of, downs syndrome. We could only guess by looking at the faces of these people that the Amish had too severe a history of inbreeding, and no one new came into their community. And recently I was in Champaign to plant a tree, and we stopped at a mall and there was this hydro massage store in the mall - it was this temporary place that had booths set up for individuals to lay down in, and many jets of water pulsated into plastic sheets over the person's body, it was a massage thing that people could pay for. Now, I had seen things like this before, but I was told I should try this, you know, just splurge, so I was in this thing that looked like a tanning bed for your body with your head sticking out at the end, and John talked to a few girls there, because he noticed how they looked liked they were dressed in near Amish, or Mennonite, clothing. And he found out that these girls were in their late teens, and they came in from out of town on a bus trip; yes, they were Amish, but yes, this was a trip sponsored by their Amish community, and one of the girls said she was on this trip to hopefully find a husband. And it seems that they were doing this, they were allowing this much technology into the outskirts of their lives, to find someone else to have children with. Ah, the choices we make. The sacrifices we make to help our lives, or the things we are willing to destroy when faced with insurmountable decisions. — the poem: A Retired Policeman Talks About Suicides He's Seen As a cop, I remember one lady, we found her in her bathtub, she cut her throat. That's odd, for women, normally they take pills, they don't like to disfigure themselves. But she knew what she was doing, cutting her throat in a full bath. Less messy that way. Autopsy said she was full of barbiturates. She was a nurse, that explained how she knew how to do it, but then we found out that she was pregnant, too. And to top it off, her brother was a priest. — the prose: Technology and Communication (which is prose that has a bit of the poem "Communication '05" in it) Oh, I'm sorry. I was listening to my iPod. Oh, wait, let me see, maybe I can hook this up to play the music for you. You know, I was thinking about it - advancements in technology have been a wonderful thing, and many say it's brought the world closer together, have kept people more connected. And on some levels I can totally agree with that - I mean, I read submissions from email, saving paper and ink and postage, I keep magazines on line so people around the world can read good writing, I've even had musicians from Wisconsin, Ohio and Tennessee find my readings and set music to my words. But in the same respect, I sit all day at the same desk, staring at the web sites for the domain names I run, instead of actually meeting and working with people. I mean, at one point, the people i emailed the most lived in the same city as me, and were only a local call away. in fact, one of my friends lived a block-and-a-half away from me, on the same street as me, but i still emailed her as much as i'd call her, even though i could just walk over to her house and have an actual conversation with her. And even the phone, with cell phones you can carry a phone with you wherever you go, so you'll never be lonely, but it seems to give teenagers another reason to talk endlessly on the phone... And I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to attack someone at a bar, who is there with friends, who gets a walkie-talkie-style call from someone, and they take turns screaming their heads off to get little phrases to someone who couldn't even be there with them. I mean, the iPhone just came out, combining a cell phone with an iPod, as well as email and Internet web browsing. But some bits of technology allow you to tune the world out, like the iPod here. When people see these headphones on someone, they know that you've apparently found something bigger and better than them for their lives right now... But even without technology, when I go for walks every morning, I wear the iPod, but I also wear sunglasses, even if it's overcast, so no one knows if I am studying every person I pass. With a lot of the technology we have now, we can learn about the rest of the world - or we can tune out the rest of the world and ignore any news that doesn't fit in with what we want to believe. — the poem: The Carpet Factory, The Shoes i heard a story today about a little boy one of many who was enslaved by his country in child labor in this case he was working for a carpet factory he managed to escape he told his story to the world he was a hero at ten but the people from the factory held a grudge and today i heard that the little boy was shot and killed on the street he was twelve and then people complain to me when i buy shoes that are made in china now i have to think did somebody have to die for these will somebody have to die for these — the prose: Differences in China: children & trains Children in different parts of the world... I saw in China once a little boy outside, a toddler, drop his pants at the street side at a market and just start pissing on the sidewalk. And as I saw this, I saw that all the people there weren't even bothered by this... Someone explained to me that while they're little, toddler boys in China can go to the bathroom like that outside - but if he goes number 2, the mother has to pick up his feces (you know, like they were taking care of a dog). But on the trains in China, they had a television screen in every car, with clips from what seemed like "America's Funniest Home Videos." Well, I couldn't understand a thing anyone was saying in China on this show on the train, but you couldn't help but watch, and you couldn't help but laugh. It was a great means of bringing levity when you're on a public train, like when you're on your way to work every morning on the el. — the poem: Private Lives 2005 sitting on the el train i saw a middle-eastern man sitting across from me holding a large Zip-Loc bag of some sort of food paste, i couldn't tell, it looked like some sort of curry-filled food paste and the man looked unhappy, and after a few minutes i saw him open up the Zip-Loc bag, throw up into it, then close the bag again so, he was carrying his vomit with him on the el at least he had a bag he could seal it up with — the prose: Passport To Outer Space And a lot of us have experiences around the city, and I've tried to see the world, not just this continent, but 15 European countries, Russia, China... I've searched for these stories around the world, I've gotten my passport stamped like mad... but my sister told me about Don Stump, a friend of my dad's who ran a restaurant, well, his father-in-law apparently bought and had the rights to the space in outer space (you know, like all of the space beyond out atmosphere between planets and stars and comets and asteroids and stuff...). My sister even said that his father-in-law stamped the passports of the astronauts that went into outer space, since they were crossing the areas he owned. But Don Stump was pushed away from their house once, because at least two men from the FBI were there... Apparently Don's father-in-law was minting coins, it wasn't money that was valid anywhere, but it's illegal for U.S. residents to try to make any sort of profit this way, the way they might have potentially done. Now, Don and his wife and parents have passed away, so.... I guess there's no way I can pay them for having my passport stamped for going to outer space. But when you're up high in the Earth's atmosphere, a lot of places look the same. I mean, Siberia, with snow peaks and mountain lines along the eastern coast, looks like the Rockies in America in the winter. It's only when you get closer to the ground do you see the real differences. — parts of the poem: In The Air Chicago looks grand from the sky with this huge expanse of lake next to it, like civilization crept up as far as it could but finally had to stop. The power of nature stopping the power of mankind... Daylight, and the snow on the ground in the winter time looks dirty, too many cars have splashed mud on it as they drove by. And in the winter the sky always matches the shade of grey of the snow: fitting for the city of the Blues. Maybe the snow is already that color, that perfect shade of grey, when it falls from the sky in this city. When I'm in the air, I like to look out the window. Clouds look like cotton balls when you're above them, and when you're landing cars look like little ants, on a mission, bringing food back to their hill. And the streets look like veins, capillaries in some massive, monstrous body. And the farmlands look like little squares of colors. I wonder why each plot of land is a different color, what's growing there that makes them different. Or maybe it's that some of them are turning shades of red and brown because they are dying. And it always seems on a plane that you're stuck sitting next to someone that is either too wide for their seat, or is a businessman with his newspaper stretched out and his lap top computer on his little fold out table. Once, when I was on a flight back from D. C., a flight attendant walked by, stack of magazines in her hand, Time, Newsweek, Businessweek, and I stopped her, asking what magazines she had. And she replied, "Oh, these magazines are for men." This is a true story. And I asked her again what she had. I had already read Time, so I took Newsweek. — the poem: On An Airplane With A Frequent Flyer "I was once on a flight to Hawaii and I was waiting in line for the lavatory. There was always a line for a flight this long, you know, it seemed the washrooms were always on demand on a flight this long. So I finally got into the washroom, you know, and I looked into the toilet, and someone, well, lost the battle against a very healthy digestive system and left the "spoils" in the toilet, stuck. Maybe it didn't want to go down into the sewage tank where all the other waste from this long trip went to. Can you imagine all the stuff this airplane had to carry across the ocean? Well, anyway, so I saw this stuck in the toilet, and I went to the washroom, and when I was done i flushed and it still wouldn't budge, and so I opened the door and walked out into the aisle of the plane again. And there was this long line of people waiting to use this cramped little washroom, and I just wanted to tell them all, 'you know, I didn't do that.' And then it occurred to me that everyone, when they leave the bathroom on that plane, will think the exact same thing." — and the prose: Around the World, & sweet home Chicago And you know, I talk about travel around the world, but where we come from shows who we are. I mean, once I was on the other side of the world, at the Summer Palace, and an older man came over to me, knowing little english, and said, "My daughter and I wanted to know where you were from." So... not knowing how much geography they knew, I said, "I'm from the United States, in Illinois, in Chicago." And that's when this old man from the other side of the world said, "oh... my kind of town." And I started laughing, knowing the song, and then he said, "Frank Sinatra sang that." and I laughed more, then realizing that although I try to learn about the world, but my soul still hold on to my Chicago roots, other editors even comment on my style of writing being affected by being from the MidWest, being from Chicago... being from here affects my style and my art, oftentimes as much as my family history. I talk about learning stories from around the world, but I think we can also learn from stories right here, and as we live in this big world, it helps us to not feel small, but to grow larger than life. — For more information on this writing and other writings from Janet Kuypers, go to http://www.janetkuypers.com for more information and details. (Less)
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2009-02-17 11:28:13 Description: See that bit of soap on the floor Pick it up!" As she leaned over to look to the non-existent soap, I gently forced my knob into her exposed rear. Hell was what this year literally has been for (More) See that bit of soap on the floor Pick it up!" As she leaned over to look to the non-existent soap, I gently forced my knob into her exposed rear. Hell was what this year literally has been for me. One evening during supper she asked him directly. each of us at stages of development in school. I am rubbing the head of my big cock along the slick opening lubing it for an easier entry. Celeste moved her a little further back on the bed, then spread her pussy lips wide with her fingers, before licking Kara?s outer lips, then moving to her inner lips and sticking her tongue deep into my sister?s pussy. " "God, I wouldn't know what to do if I got it every day. " I said indicating my limp dick. "Ahh," she breathed out in pleasure. For once I was fearful of coming first so sensuous was her smooth and oh so tight rear passage on my dick but I need not have worried as she gasped out a tumultuous orgasm seconds before I had to let go in her. Here, the contact with Susan?s long willowy body, the soft pressure of her breasts and her belly, soon began to affect him. About 7 minutes in he warned me he was gunna cum and got me on my knees with my ass against the side of the car so that I could suck him off as he exploded in my mouth. The sharpness of the blow surprised me, what is it made of? .It's a strip of rhinoceros hide. I continued to pleasure like this for a while then put three fingers into her and slipped one up onto her G spot and massaged that as she lifted her ass off the bed in recognition of the delights that was giving her . I was doing things right. He grasped her buttocks and drove his hard cock into her pussy. It got on all 3 of us. Zeta moved her body around, straddled her legs over Kathleen's head and lowered her cunny onto her face. I hate to admit it, but when those men licked between my ass cheeks I held back a lot of enjoyment. Zeta was bi and had made a pass at her, so what A few minutes later there was a tapping at the door and Zeta entered. about us. As she did so Sarah saw Emma pressed up against the window watching the others. She then rolled over onto her back, and Kara licked and sucked her pussy juices until she was sated. I have a very small waist and my mind imagined his hands hold my stomach with just his too hands. He was a heavy-set man with a ruddy complexion and a flinty look. Soon I was going as fast as i could, and he had his head on his pillow. She said I havnt had so much fun for ages . forbidden fruit with a wonderful cock . what a mixture. He had called earlier and told her the bad news: He would be gone longer than expected. She pursed her lips and nodded in satisfaction. How Nick didn't shoot his load by this point I have no idea. Their tongues flicked each other as they moaned in each other?s mouth. In the beginning I am slow. I quickly stuck my tongue as far into her pussy as it would go, while I reached around her to pinch her nipples with both hands. The best we have done since we have been married is six in a day . that was a real orgy. He had called earlier and told her the bad news: He would be gone longer than expected. Billy held up his mom?s yellow thong began spinning it on his finger and said ?looks like I won?. slow movement, squeezing, releasing, my little lips and fingers, I was breathing in deeply, flexing, lying back on the bed, that rude, rough boy, I had escaped in time. He came out a moment later in a white t shirt and jean shorts. He stopped work twice and went into the house and fucked Cassie. Celeste was only a little smaller than Kara, and had 30A boobs on her 13-year-old chest. The nipples jutted up rubbery and erect. Then, I felt his release in my womb, while I came with him. " He closed the folder and pitched it onto the desk. My cock took a cue from Kara, and I shot stream after stream of cum into my mother?s mouth, which she greedily gulped down. ?This is much nicer than the racket at the hotel don?t you think Would you dance with me, Pete? She stood up against Pete, putting one arms around his neck and holding her glass with the other. I had good reason though. She tried to find out what he got up to when he went out with them; whether he had any girl friends or dated any of the girls he met at work. (Less)
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2009-08-18 13:44:12 Description: it was Gareths birthday, he decided the theme would be comic book characters so we gave it are all and i think it turned out really well. Video features Catwoman, Posion Ivy, Batman, Spiderman, The (More) it was Gareths birthday, he decided the theme would be comic book characters so we gave it are all and i think it turned out really well. Video features Catwoman, Posion Ivy, Batman, Spiderman, The Hulk, Wolverine (Less)
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2008-04-17 12:57:54 Description: "Fancy dress, symbolic incompatibility of the bodies, longing, promises, seduction, deception, pretence and taking advantage of each other." All of these things and more, are (More) "Fancy dress, symbolic incompatibility of the bodies, longing, promises, seduction, deception, pretence and taking advantage of each other." All of these things and more, are condensed in this 3d animated video created by OndÅ™ej Švadlena Music by Guillaume Blondeau (Less)
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2009-02-16 08:36:17 Description: enjoy
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2009-02-16 08:36:17 Description: enjoy
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2009-02-16 08:36:17 Description: enjoy
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2009-03-04 16:21:52 Description: The late Stevie Ray covers Jimi Hendrix on this one and plays some fancy notes on his Blues guitar.
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2009-03-17 00:55:08 Description: Quick demo of a germanium fuzz. This is the GGG late 60's fuzz, built on strip board, with 3AX31C trannies from Smallbear. Please, visit www.generalguitargadgets.com, and www.smallbearelec.com (More) Quick demo of a germanium fuzz. This is the GGG late 60's fuzz, built on strip board, with 3AX31C trannies from Smallbear. Please, visit www.generalguitargadgets.com, and www.smallbearelec.com and drop a few bucks on each of those guys. They help keep our hobby going, and are stand-up dudes to boot. Anyhow, nothing fancy, just some Tele strangling (and I don't mean in a good way lol). Vid unexpectedly cut short... so...the credits are augmented by the world premiere of "The Furnace Song ... (Less)
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