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Lemon Demon - Consumer Whore

02:39,

2009-06-25 00:34:26

Description: What are you waiting for? Enough of this redundancy. Why dont you go back to my show? No need to torture me. Its just commercials. Damn commercials on my plasma screen. Its such a pain, so I complain (More)

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Lemon-Lime

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00:06,

2008-04-18 14:10:45

Description: Basically, Ash and I being dumb.<br />She's now in the whore-land of New York. Boooo whore-land New York.

Channel: myspace

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Memoirs of Agave(Tequilla Song)

04:35,

2007-09-10 19:36:39

Description: THIS IS A TRUE STORY I was told by a producer that if I can get 500,000 views he will help me make a music video... you know you want that. Lyrics Walked into the park around 9 or so Fistful (More) THIS IS A TRUE STORY I was told by a producer that if I can get 500,000 views he will help me make a music video... you know you want that. Lyrics Walked into the park around 9 or so Fistful of chips from a month ago Blue Agave Mexican straight outta Mexico told me hey gringo wanna give me a go and I said Look here mister I'm not your average joe I've taken on Jack and Jim and even Captain Mo And those who need a Zima need a good bitch slappin so... What do you think started to happen Me an ol' Cuervo started rappin He told me about the basics which I already knew about my job and my wife and only one of them blew He told me that a little sip would make it all better, then it got hot so I discarded my sweater And what was that to attract these ol' liquor lenses? Sweet, greasy bessie hittin on my best friendses Her belly button shown like a fist size sunrise Jose said go for it I said no way dude She's with those guys So it bothered me some she was already taken but Jose said it was fate and there's no mistaken, with a push from my pal I proceeded to pursue but a hint of sense said she's so big she's gonna crush you. So I leaned in with a grin and said hey what's your name Margarita young sir I'm so glad you came over.... to talk to me She gripped the stick shift and pretended to drive like she was doing 65 on a bumpy ride, but while Margarita was milking the bull it appears your young friend here was playing the fool, cause after loose 'n juicy finished squeezing my lemon, her boyfriend walked up and said that there's my woman I said hey look here man no need for a fight She was checking if the passion fruit was ripe And it was oooo and it was Right before my head hit the floor, someones in the back yelling hit that man whore and on my way of being drug out the bar he placed me so gently in the trunk of his car but right before he slammed the trunk he spit on my face and said have fun moth******er So an hour or two in just complete dark when outside I thought I heard a little bark, followed by growling, chirping and what have you, the sunnuvabitch took me to the G*d damn zoo and right when he picked me up he put me in a cage and I tried to yell out in drunken rage but i was stopped by the sights of a talking gorilla I looked him in the eyes and said am I going to die in here man He said naw boy it's just tequilla And now I sing No mas amigo es Jose mi and senor Cuervo me say no way He es no bueno para me made me crap in my BVD's (Less)

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Tags: agave funny matt memoirs pancho poncho tequila

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Buffy in Degrassi

36,

01:30,

2007-06-30 23:49:05

Description: AU, funny story about high school, where learn Buffy, Willow, Xander... Degrassi(Lemon Demon) Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi and the children in attendance were all (More)

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Tags: Angel Buffy Spike Willow Xander

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Memoirs of Agave(Tequilla Song)

04:35,

2008-04-21 16:50:40

Description: THIS IS A TRUE STORY I was told by a producer that if I can get 500,000 views he will help me make a music video... you know you want that. Lyrics Walked into the park around 9 or so Fistful of (More) THIS IS A TRUE STORY I was told by a producer that if I can get 500,000 views he will help me make a music video... you know you want that. Lyrics Walked into the park around 9 or so Fistful of chips from a month ago Blue Agave Mexican straight outta Mexico told me hey gringo wanna give me a go and I said Look here mister I'm not your average joe I've taken on Jack and Jim and even Captain Mo And those who need a Zima need a good bitch slappin so... What do you think started to happen Me an ol' Cuervo started rappin He told me about the basics which I already knew about my job and my wife and only one of them blew He told me that a little sip would make it all better, then it got hot so I discarded my sweater And what was that to attract these ol' liquor lenses? Sweet, greasy bessie hittin on my best friendses Her belly button shown like a fist size sunrise Jose said go for it I said no way dude She's with those guys So it bothered me some she was already taken but Jose said it was fate and there's no mistaken, with a push from my pal I proceeded to pursue but a hint of sense said she's so big she's gonna crush you. So I leaned in with a grin and said hey what's your name Margarita young sir I'm so glad you came over.... to talk to me She gripped the stick shift and pretended to drive like she was doing 65 on a bumpy ride, but while Margarita was milking the bull it appears your young friend here was playing the fool, cause after loose 'n juicy finished squeezing my lemon, her boyfriend walked up and said that there's my woman I said hey look here man no need for a fight She was checking if the passion fruit was ripe And it was oooo and it was Right before my head hit the floor, someones in the back yelling hit that man whore and on my way of being drug out the bar he placed me so gently in the trunk of his car but right before he slammed the trunk he spit on my face and said have fun moth******er So an hour or two in just complete dark when outside I thought I heard a little bark, followed by growling, chirping and what have you, the sunnuvabitch took me to the G*d damn zoo and right when he picked me up he put me in a cage and I tried to yell out in drunken rage but i was stopped by the sights of a talking gorilla I looked him in the eyes and said am I going to die in here man He said naw boy it's just tequilla And now I sing No mas amigo es Jose mi and senor Cuervo me say no way He es no bueno para me made me crap in my BVD's (Less)

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Tags: agave funny matt memoirs pancho poncho tequila

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Buffy in Degrassi

27,

01:30,

2008-04-22 09:02:02

Channel: youtube

Tags: Angel Buffy Spike Willow Xander

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Ap.9 - M.O.B. F.I.G.A.Z.

15,

03:41,

2008-04-22 12:23:44

Description: Track from Ap.9's first solo album 'Headshotz' Lyrics: Ugh, ugh, ugh [AP.9] Chorus: x2 M-O-B F-I-G-A-Z A-P N-I-N-E Don't play me I'm deadly in this G-A-M-E My lead be (More) Track from Ap.9's first solo album 'Headshotz' Lyrics: Ugh, ugh, ugh [AP.9] Chorus: x2 M-O-B F-I-G-A-Z A-P N-I-N-E Don't play me I'm deadly in this G-A-M-E My lead be aimin' at yo D-O-M-E Behead me [AP.9] It's like one too many niggas jumped in the game [OK] It's like niggas in it for the muthafuckin' fame Not me [uh, uh] Not AP [naw] Everything I get on Niggas know I spit on Been in this shit since '93 Rockin' a wife beat [ugh] Niggas know I'm upstreet Nothin' but concrete And you can catch me Sittin' in a Bentley Azur Gettin' tucked by your whore Niggas know what I have in store Niggas started movin' this coke And the coke kept on movin' So he hit the boat A few niggas got smoked And a few choked That's the way it goes I'm livin' up under the "O" They locked up Bo And now I'm doin' it fuckin' solo We fuckin' with them homos No mo, no mo, no mo Back to the block Back to the glock And if they keep talkin' shit Then get back to your pops I'm havin' it not Talk bread [talk bread] Cut it up and choke it And watch these suckas Addin' up they losses And I'm often Flossin' get a nigga on chill [I said often] The nigga O Fed I could kill a nigga at will Fo' real I'm tryin' to get a meal Put a game in steel Don't say what a nigga want Cuz you know what a nigga will [Chorus] x2 [AP.9] So I parked the big body Hopped up like Gotti Nothin' but a gangsta party Lodi dodi Niggas facin' hotties All up in the party Like sippin' on Bacardi Suckin' on a lemon lime We at the bar Livin' the life of a star No matter who you are We takin' this shit by far Look at my car Look at me Look at my ice Look at yo wife man Take a look at yo life man It's like this ya'll Tear 'em like a spitball This is it ya'll Yo bitch wanna get the dick raw I told her hold on Hold up on the scrotum While I fuck her from her back This gun when it's hauled in A filthy fuckin' auto [auto] Stick 'em to a mud or what Always be a leader [leader] Can never be a follower The game goes up [game goes] And down like yoyo And I bang knows [bang knows] Straight to come and get that yayo [Chorus] x4 (Less)

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Tags: 9 Ap Area Bay C-Bo Fed-X Figaz Gangsta Headshotz Hip Hop Husalah Hyphy Mob Oakland Rap Rydah

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Lemon Stealing Whore

49,

00:00,

2009-10-18 22:41:28

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Channel: pornhub

Tags: brunette spanking handjob rough cumshot tattoo to deepthroat reality tight ass gagging fuck blowjob mouth pussylicking sex voyeur face lingerie pornstar anal masturbation doggystyle

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GreenBean And MousePad- Rap - Tubbin

02:00,

2008-11-28 00:04:43

Description: Mousepad & GreenBean feeders on my chest lickin like me readin readers digeset its wrong, so protest but toilet not flushin, knife in my testicale, a guy thats russian its rob and mo bitches dont (More)

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Tags: battle brothers hip hop jonas li Rap wayne

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It's a Whore Stealing Our Lemons!

15,

01:42,

2009-07-17 19:29:57

Description: One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Language warning.

Channel: youtube

Tags: marblecake lemon tree porn whore stealing funny hilarious lulz

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Little Kid Shopping Car w/ 19 Year Old Girl

05:34,

2007-12-23 12:14:05

Description: So we are dead set on turning this YouTube into a lot of fun!!! So we had to go get Russ's Dad some stuff from Cars. He is sick :( So when we got there you can see how it turned out... Dan, (More)

Channel: youtube