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Lexi Jerk off instructions

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2009-11-13 12:04:38

Description: Super hot girl Lexi talks dirty to get you off!

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How to get a straight jock in 10 easy steps

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2008-04-02 19:57:19

Description: From the movie "Race You to the Bottom" an instructual video: How to seduce a straight jock in 10 easy steps to gay sex. From the movie "Race You to the Bottom" with Cole Willams (the gay guy) and J

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Ooky Cookie, Circle Jerk and Other Very Fun Games (E...

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2008-05-07 18:47:26

Description: *** EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND EXPLICIT *** An innocent question about game portal goes very off topic! For those of you who want to hear the worst song ever, click the link... don't say I (More)

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Jack My Wii Off

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2008-04-21 19:06:14

Description: Once we saw the instructions to this game we needed to document it. You can be the judge of this one.

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Jerk Off Instructions

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2009-10-17 23:29:03

Description: Amazingly hot blonde with huge tits demonstrates a titjob and talks dirty!

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Five Dinner Dating Tips for Douchebags

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2008-04-22 08:43:52

Description: As someone who is childfree, there are certain obvious (in hindsight) dating tips that I will never be able to convey to my son (who would inevitably be a douchebag like his father). So I grace other, (More) As someone who is childfree, there are certain obvious (in hindsight) dating tips that I will never be able to convey to my son (who would inevitably be a douchebag like his father). So I grace other, younger, douchebags with my hard earned wisdom. First, if you've managed to score a date with a feminist, do NOT balk at the idea of her coming and picking you up for the date. However, do NOT use the opportunity as an excuse to get completely shit-faced just because you don't have to drive. Save that for later, when she's too deeply committed in the relationship to be easily ran off by your borderline alcoholism. Second, do open doors for your date. If she is a feminist, apologize that you were raised as a gentleman by your fascist, gender-role obsessed mother, but don't mean to offend her sensibilities. You will lose out on the opportunity to check out all the other women in the room (which is secretly what that custom is all about anyway), but remember that you are on a date with her and not them. There's no chance you will get in THEIR panties tonight, but HERS... well, maybe... although you'll probably muck it up because YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG, after all. Third, order something that is easy to eat and not messy. Since you are a douchebag, you have no table manners and will have to restrain yourself from wolfing everything down in two bites. I recommend salad, since you won't be too inclined to eat something you don't like much too fast and will not offend our hypothetical feminist date that may very well be vegan. Fourth, remember to fucking LISTEN to what she has to say and be polite. She's on a date with you, which probably means she doesn't yet know what a fucking douchebag you are. The first date is not the time to reveal your true nature of obnoxiousness and rude innuendo. Take it easy, champ. Let her become emotionally invested before you begin droning on about your stupid life experiences and adventures in being an asshole. Fifth, tip your waitress well. ALWAYS tip well on first, second, and third dates, even if your hypothetical feminist date insists on splitting the bill in the Dutch fashion (always make sure that they propose that, BTW, assume you will have to pay for everything). Save your screwing over the waitstaff, for when you: A) are married AND B) never intend to go to that restaurant ever, ever again. If you are going to be a cheapskate, stay home and jerk off to YouPorn alone, because you will NOT be getting laid anyway. Well, good luck. You will need it, because you are a douchebag and will manage to screw up even these few simple instructions... (Less)

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Ridge fucks Josh

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2009-09-05 05:14:46

Description: Josh revealed that he fantasizes about fucking a tight, wet pussy, of a girl with burnet hair color. No girlfriend, because he likes to play the field a little bit and not be tied down. As I started (More)

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