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508,
00:30,
2009-11-04 06:26:50
Description:
Channel: youtube
1102,
02:00,
2008-10-30 13:00:06
Description:
Channel: pornotube
81,
02:31,
2008-02-16 09:55:24
Description: this song is from the 2002 album "I phantom"...it is a concept album described as "an exploration of the dynamics of everyday life, and the pursuit of our dreams, in a rapidly decaying (More) this song is from the 2002 album "I phantom"...it is a concept album described as "an exploration of the dynamics of everyday life, and the pursuit of our dreams, in a rapidly decaying society"....dope as fuck!!!
Lyrics:
Let me tell you 'bout this nigga named Franz, he had lots of plans
Involving pots and pans, with fiends for fans
He was a real mean one, traded all his niggaz in for a green thumb
Pose able, all weight was unloadable, despite his deformity all guns are hold able
Had his boys on some soldier role
They were risking they lives saying they actions are notable,
Torn apart for a purple heart
This brother had a strong start, but the kid lack street smarts
Hey meet James, he works at Ames to get a discount on M&M's video games
He said his co-workers were lames, without brains
Cause he had struck a couple those for which he had aimed
This nigga used to buy grams from Franz uptown
Before he was buck bounced, connection is fucked now
Six years pass and he's still there, helping this old lady with the mean stare
Shopping in a wheel chair, her name was Claire
But she changed it to Greta, to help avoid a stalker with a vendetta
The cat sent her ten letters, saying she was a hat to be backed in leather
And very soon in her living room he met her
Well dressed nightmare in a cashmere sweater
Blue Collar guy with some death in his eye
The tattoo was sitting high, right leg and her thigh
He just wanna see how you respond
when he give thrust to a knife from his powerful arm
And finally police chief officer brief
who received a phone call from the nearly deceased
He lost his gentle side at the homicide attempt
See now every single thought of murder is tempting
He couldn't ask for a bigger day
the following week he spent his time staring at exhibit A
A bloody knife that bore flesh and bone marrow
And just before he headed home to his wife Carroll
Reported suicide on the other side of town
Frantic mother claims little girl had fallen down
He's on the scene seeing paramedics on the ground
Mom and daddy can't move the boy hiding in his room and
His fellow officers are all trying to subdue her
Head shake in disbelief saying he ain't human
Next time assuming that the media excluded
Displayed on the (?)
Your spirit's absorbed in generators and tanks, data banks
You're retracing your steps and drew blanks
Look at all these lives to waste, it's a dark space
Adrenaline starts to pump increasing your heart rate
You're caught now, imagination has gone wild
You look into the mirror and then you tell me 'who art thou'
You got to be determined like (?) when he fought (?)
You're brains been bust open cause this is a hard trial
No answer just a mental cancer, before you choke I hope you get a chance to
Feel fear, cause this is a real scare
I'm giving you three seconds to tell us how we got here (Less) Channel: youtube
![ICP Please Dont Hate Me (Eminems mom) [LYRICS]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/S5HffZ83npI/2.jpg "ICP Please Dont Hate Me (Eminems mom) [LYRICS]")
155,
04:20,
2007-06-30 19:33:09
Description: !!!LYRICS HERE!!! ICP Please Dont Hate Me
\/!\/!\/!\/!\/!\/i dont like icp. em is better but i still think this song is kinda funny, bad diss, but funny idc wat ya think so post (More) !!!LYRICS HERE!!! ICP Please Dont Hate Me
\/!\/!\/!\/!\/!\/i dont like icp. em is better but i still think this song is kinda funny, bad diss, but funny idc wat ya think so post watever\/!\/!\/!\/!\/!\/
!!!LYRICS!!!
I gotta tell him..
I gotta be a man and handle my business..
I know he's gonna hate me..
Ahhh I gotta call him
What up dogg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out
Me and you we been down for while, right?
We been here and there we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out
I didn't mean nothing by it, I'ma make this quick
I gave your mama this dick
I don't know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping
I was over there mowing the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then, I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) you never should've trusted a Juggalo.
Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud
When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
We broke out with your with grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky
Her nipples look like peanuts
Your mama's one of my favorite sluts
She likes licking from the back of my balls
to the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
Roooaaaaarrrrr!!!!!
I chase her around in my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry
I put it back, I knew it better
That's probably why your toes been sticking together
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) you never should've trusted a Juggalo.
(Please don't hate me) They need to call you the Termi-Hater
(Please don't hate me) If this was a swamp, you'd be a Alli-Hater
(Please don't hate me) You could use a cold glass of Hater-Ade
(Please don't hate me) Sure, come on up, take the Ele-Hater
Your mom's ass look like oatmeal yo
It's bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I ain't trying to diss her either
I'm only saying that I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
It's all right with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the Pee-Hole
And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing
Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle buffin'
And I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fucking again
All right I'll talk to you later
Peace Eminem
OOH!!! De'zel
Somebody just got fucked up
Nigga!
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!)you never should've trusted a Juggalo.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me, (I'm Sorry!) you never should've trusted a Juggalo! (Less) Channel: youtube
11,
01:13,
2008-10-18 03:58:46
Description: A deep look at the social contraints we put upon ourselves and how they effect who we are.
This was a college project where we were given some basic lessons in the history of animation and a few (More) A deep look at the social contraints we put upon ourselves and how they effect who we are.
This was a college project where we were given some basic lessons in the history of animation and a few techniques. We were then tasked with researching the history and techniques further, finally producing a 2-3 minute piece.
As you can see, I didn't do that. I drew up some sketches and put off the work for a few months, leaving myself with a few weeks to storyboard, animate and dub the whole thing. I had several ideas but couldn't think of any decent narrative so I just did the first thing that came into my head.
There are many problems with this piece that I had to overlook to get it out on time and maybe one day I'll go back and fix them all (HA).
Now, to toot my own horn. Even though I had three weeks to produce this, it's still better than some of the shit people make with no time contraints. I had no prior experience in animation whatsoever.
I used Flash 8 at first at college and moved onto Flash CS3 later on at home. I used Soundtrack Pro for the sound effects and voices, stringing it all together in Final Cut Pro.
The hardest part was the intro. After finishing the monks moving into the foreground and across I realised that Flash worked on layers and that when they went to the background they were still on top of the foreground. I fixed this as much as I could in the time but then I fucked up big time and saved the flash file to the desktop instead of my removable HD, losing all the layer work, so i botched it. (Less) Channel: youtube
2,
00:00,
2009-09-23 05:26:18
Description: hahaa, i wass in my pjs, look like chittt, and my voice is all fucked up from the Britney Spears concert.
Channel: myspace
215,
00:20,
2009-02-17 07:07:36
Description: But even that was not a catastrophe or a foul-up. When Kathleen still offered no resistance, Zeta knew she had her. Then Sue said I have a confession to make. As I move the ice cube onto your (More) But even that was not a catastrophe or a foul-up. When Kathleen still offered no resistance, Zeta knew she had her. Then Sue said I have a confession to make. As I move the ice cube onto your clitoris, you take me in your mouth as far as you can and start to suck. He rubbed his finger in it and then smeared it around and down his shaft. I know a few times you have told us how good whoever he was that night was. Without sounding totaly gay, it was a perfect cock. I questioned him quite seriously, until I asked, .if I were to do what those girls on screen are doing, would you be able to jerk off? His faced flushed and mumbled a quiet .Yes. Soon my knob was lodged in her throat and then she began to bob with a passion. As I fucked you, I could smell your musky, pungency as the room filled with the erotic odor of sex. She slid her hand up and curled it around a breast, running it over the smooth warm mound. In just a few minutes, he had her down on the floor and was pumping his cock in her pussy, Jeannie had her arms and legs wrapped around him and was fucking back at him. She pursed her lips and nodded in satisfaction. ? Pete knelt down, roused even more intensely by the view over Jane?s arched back: the tight girdle swelling from her waist to the generous girth of her rump, ending in the twin globes of her buttocks to form an inverted heart: an irresistible Valentine! His engorged cock rose, straining above Susan?s face, almost directly in line with Jane?s inviting cunt. " She started rubbing on her clit with her right hand and fingered her cunt with her left hand. ? She opened the outer door and stepped aside to allow Sarah to exit. She turned sideways and examined her backside. I happened to look up and saw Nick looking down and he gives me this smile like "this is fucking awesome". I don't think he even paused at her entrance for a half second as he positioned his monster at her lips and pushed all the way in. ?Eat my cunt fully.. She began breathing unevenly, almost raggedly. " Jeannie's face blanched and her lower lip dropped. When I was finished ..or better put.. when she was finished with my cock I was exhausted . gasping for breath and my whole body was shaking with the intensity of my orgasm. ?Then go get him--I?m ready? said Celeste excitedly. He smelt her musty odor and felt the swelling of her mons under the dark crinkly bush of her pubic hair. The boy clutched her head and drove his dick in her mouth, and she began sucking his cock. fuck me. I had reckoned that if that was how she spoke, she wouldn't want anything subtle and I was right because she instantly thrust back hard at me and soon my cock was fucking her darkest passage at an almost brutal rate. ?Bells you can stop?. By this point, I'm getting hungry for some release. Debbie pulled Cassie's blouse up, slid her bra up over her breasts, and lowered her head. She stood by her friend and watched. Zeta went to the stereo and turned it on, and then turned to Kathleen. This is a true story that took place a couple of weeks ago. " She started rubbing on her clit with her right hand and fingered her cunt with her left hand. He then proceeded to fuck her royally. My legs moved apart. "I always will. Kara became more aggressive then, and rubbed up and down Mom?s pussy, causing her to moan. Susan removed her dress and led Jane to the bed, where they comforted each other, enraptured by their newfound love. She slightly spread her legs and ran a hand down between them. Mom?s been waiting just outside the door until she felt the time was right to .catch? us. "I think the truck needs washing," she said, out of the blue. Instead he drew in his breath and gripped the front of the prie-dieu, clenching his buttocks until the pain subsided. He continued his feasting, instinctively sensing what she wanted, what most pleased her. She said I havnt had so much fun for ages . forbidden fruit with a wonderful cock . what a mixture. (Less) Channel: youtube
9,
01:56,
2009-12-09 09:35:12
Description: . .I know but I want you to look your best at the party. It was feeling very good after a few more seconds and I asked him to fuck me harder as I tried to fuck back as hard as I dared So I began (More) . .I know but I want you to look your best at the party. It was feeling very good after a few more seconds and I asked him to fuck me harder as I tried to fuck back as hard as I dared So I began massaging further down her ass toward her pussy which started pulling her panties further down her ass. He could hear cries of brutal pleasures As her pussy was brutally fucked over and over by the huge cocks surrounding her YESSSSSSSSSSS. You get a cracker and you all all wank at the same time. I am ... (Less) Channel: youtube
28,
03:42,
2007-11-10 16:16:45
Description: Beastie Boys - Root Down(LYRICS)Root Down
I Kick My Root Down
I Put My Root Down
It's Not A Put Down
I Put My Foot Down
And Then I Make Some Love, I Put My Root Down
Like Sweetie Pie (More) Beastie Boys - Root Down(LYRICS)Root Down
I Kick My Root Down
I Put My Root Down
It's Not A Put Down
I Put My Foot Down
And Then I Make Some Love, I Put My Root Down
Like Sweetie Pie By The Stone Alliance
Everbody Knows I'm Known For Dropping Science
I'm Electric Like Dick Hyman
I Guess You'd Expect To Catch The Crew Rhymin'
Never Let You Down With The Stereo Sound
So Mike, Get On The Mic And Turn It Out
We're Talking Root Down, I Put My Root Down
And If You Want To Battle Me, You're Putting Loot Down
I Said Root Down, It's Time To Scoot Down
I'm A Step Up To The Mic In My Goose Down
Come Up Representing From The Upper West
Money Makin' Putting Me To The Test
Sometimes I Feel As Though I've Been Blessed
Because I'm Doing What I Want So I Never Rest
Well, I'm Not Coming Out Goofy Like The Fruit Of The Loom Guys
Just Strutting Like The Meters With The Look-ka Py Py
'Cause Downtown Brooklyn Is Where I Was Born
but When The Snow Is Falling, Then I'm Gone
You Might Think That I'm A Fanatic
A Phone Call From Utah And I'm Throwing A Panic
But We Kick It From The Root When We Break It On Down
Jimmy Smith Is My Man, I Want To Give Him A Pound
(Chorus)
Ad Rock Don't Stop, Get On The Mic With The Tic And The Toc
I'll Fill You With The Fuckin' Rim Like Brim
I'm Walking Down Your Block And You Say That's Him
There Goes The Guy With The Funky Sound
The Beastie Boys You Know We Come To Get Down
Because I've Got The Flow Where I Grab My Dick
And Say Oh My God, That's The Funky Shit
So I'm Going To Pass The Mic And Cause A Panic
The Original Nasal Kid Is Doing Damage
Every Morning I Took The Train To High Street Station
Doing Homework On The Train, What A Fucked Up situation
On The Way Back Up Hearing Battle Tapes
Through The Underground, Underneath The Sky Scrapes
Like Harlem World Battles On The Zulu Beat Show
It's Kool Moe D Vs. Busy Bee There's One You Should Know
Enough Of That, I Just Want To Give Some Respect Due
M.C.A. Grab The Mic And The Ma Bell Will Connect You
Bob Marley Was A Prophet For The Freedom Fight
"If Dancin' Prays To The Lord Then I Shall Feel Alright"
It Feels To Play A Little Music
Tears Running Down My Face 'Cause I Love To Do It
And No One Can Stop This Flow From Flowing On
A Flow Master In Disaster With A Sound That's Gone
I'll Give A Little Shout Out To My Dad And Mom
For Bringing Me Into This World And So On
(Chorus) (Less) Channel: youtube
36,
08:52,
2007-12-03 07:45:10
Description: translation courtesy noidentity09/promiscuousmalaika
dedicated to salvatorela/smoothhoney1265
Max: If you want I can help you
Enric: No, you don't need to, keep studying. I will take the (More) translation courtesy noidentity09/promiscuousmalaika
dedicated to salvatorela/smoothhoney1265
Max: If you want I can help you
Enric: No, you don't need to, keep studying. I will take the rest in a moment and I'll go to the faculty
Max: And how will you carry all this?
Enric: The colleague who is renting me the room will help me. He has a car
Max: I thought that you would go back to you grandfather's house
Enric: No, there's no room, and neither do I want him to throw out the tenants for my fault.
Max: And you will be fine in this colleague's house?
Enric: I will share the room with him and two more people in the university. I will come to take it all after class. bye
Beni: Hello Max! Fuck, it's tasty. The guy who invented beer deserves a monument, or they should at least make him a saint. After walking that Kuki, I don't know, I needed a beer, and I'll take it the way God orders, here lying down on the house's sofa. And you? You had fortitude to study eh?
Max: Beni...
Beni: No, no, no, you don't have to explain anything to me, eh! You're the one with the exam. I understand you man, I understand you, if they give me a hefty wad of those medicine stuff to study, after five minutes I'll be snoring and drooling on the first page, I don't know if I explain myself.
Max: Enric and I broke up.
Beni: What? But if you were getting along so well
Max: No.
Beni: No?
Max: Since he came to live here, we haven't stopped having problems, and we hid it so that we could try to fix it, and at the end everything got definitively fucked up.
Beni: But, are you sure that you can't fix it?
Max: No, no, I think that no. He'll come to pick up his stuff later.
Beni: Max, what happened to you that is so horrible? He cheated on you, that's it, he cheated on you. Is that it?
Max: Yes, but I allowed him to, Beni and he also allowed me to
Beni: Now you really don't explain yourself.
Max: We opened the relationship, fuck!
Beni: What? Did I hear that one well? You cuckolded to fix stuff? But Max, what were you thinking, what shitty solution is this? Excuse me, I know that everyone does what they can, I understand it, but, it's that this one seems strange to me.
Max: I know Beni, I know that we really took a good shit on that one.
Beni: Well look, if you know it, then you have where to start fixing it.
Max: It's not that easy.
Beni: I know that it's not that easy, nothing is easy Max, and less when there's cuckoldry in the middle. I know it for experience, I couldn't with Su. Us Sepulvedas, we only love one woman...and only one man, and you are a Sepulveda from head to toe. You have to fix it Max. You have to try to fix it. You hear me? If you truly love him you can't throw in the towel. Because you love him, no?
Berta: Here, the tortilla made of potatoes, very tasty.
Iago: Thanks mom.
Fidel: Let's see... 2 grilled hakes and a few croquettes.
Berta: Very well, coming right up.
Iago: They make you work your ass off, I'm not surprised that at 10 P.M. you lie exhausted on the sofa.
Berta: And how are you with Clara? How is she treating you?
Iago: I believe that we shouldn't have any more problems.
Beni: That doesn't mean that you can't fix things.
Enric: But I don't know how
Beni: Here the important thing is wanting to fix it. You want to fix it?
Enric: Yes, but that of open relationships...
Beni: Forget this relationships nonsense. Do you love Max?
Enric: Yes, yes of course.
Beni: And you want to be with him? Well what are you doing leaving home and leaving him alone! Max is a fucking great guy, and you make a great couple.
Enric: I also don't want to (go).
Beni: Well go, come on go, go and tell him. Come on man, don't be stupid
Iago: I believe that this is yours.
Narcís: Sahara's camera
Iago: Narcís, look if everything is inside. A woman came in the kiosk, and when I told her that I knew the owner, she gave it to me.
Narcís: Everything is inside, thanks.
Trini: You see? I told you guys, there are still good people. Well now I'm really leaving, bye.
Max: Take!
Enric: Max, wait a minute.
Max: No Enric, it's that I don't want to fix it anymore
Enric: Max, I don't want to go.
Max: I don't want you to go, but we can't be together.
Enric: Yes, yes we can. Max, I've been thinking about it, you were right, I was wrong.
We could close the relationship if that's what you want.
Max: What I want?
Enric: That way we could go back to being together, you and I.
Max: You're only doing it to make me happy, no?
Enric: No, I'm doing it because I love you and I'll do this and what is needed to lose you. Max please; tell me what you want me to do.
Max: It's that, I don't have to tell you Enric. It has to come from you. And if it doesn't come out, maybe you don't love me so much as you think you do.
Enric: Max, I know very well what I feel.
Max: No, you don't know it, I doubt that you ever knew it.
Enric: Please, Max
Max: Enric, bye.
Enric: bye. (Less) Channel: youtube
13,
05:27,
2007-02-24 06:38:23
Description: fabolous in my hood
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ass cassidy any thing you need abcdefghijklmnop
When you grow up in my hood
Help don't (More) fabolous in my hood
jay z killa cam 50 cent your mom yo mommma dick head penis black booty azz
ass cassidy any thing you need abcdefghijklmnop
When you grow up in my hood
Help don't show up in my hood
Gang signs go up in my hood, just cuz you in..my..hood
Feel like I'm trapped in my hood
Young kids get clapped in my hood
That's why I'm strapped in my hood, just cuz you in..my..hood
In..my..hood, in my hood, in my hood
[Verse 1: Fabolous]
I'm always close to..
Feeling like a corner stander, stoop sitter, or hallway post-er
No matter where I go it's always 'posed to, feel just like I'm (in my hood)
Cops drive in it every 5 minutes, look at your faces, pat your waists'
Try to find the stash where the gats and base is, I can't say that they racist
But I know.. it ain't the same in they town
And as fucked up as it may sound (in my hood)
It's 2 ways to make it happen off the streets
Balling on the courts or rapping off the beats
You hear the shells tappin' off the 'crete, when they clappin' off the heat
Then the yellow tape's trappin off the street
But that's the way we was raised
Preying to God, hoping that he keep us out the way of them strays
[Chorus]
[Verse 2: Fabolous]
They drink 'til the cups dry, eat 'til the plate's clean
Niggaz be in state greens 'fore they turn 18
'Round here you never let the beef slide twice
Everybody raised on 4 wings and beef fried rice
Them mothers are getting younger today
Got one by the hand, one in the stroller and one on the way
We don't have role models
But we got them handguns that hold hollows (in my hood)
Ain't no diplomas or degrees
But you can get high from the aroma of the trees (in my hood)
I know it like navigation, and fuck having patience
I'ma get mine, you better get yours, cuz everyday is a struggle
And One-Time ride through everyday just to bug you
That's how it is, cuz your rights be wrong
And everybody got a white T on, when you're in..my..hood
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Fab]
We try to make the most of what we got
You either been hit, or been close to gettin shot (in my hood)
Any nigga that boast be getting got
And dopeheads fiend to get a dose of what we got
And young niggaz be like they slow
But you give them a blunt..bet they roll the weed like a pro
If you trick it's not a problem it gets you laid
But if you stick without a condom, it gets you AIDS
No Sesame Street, kids watch BET
Look up to niggaz that don't got a GED
I know a dude with the deadbeat tag
Kids don't got diapers but he ridin' in the red G-Wag'
In the hood, you and your beef is sure to bump heads
And everybody grew up sleepin on bunk beds
They telling me to vote..and I would
If it made a change in my hood..mu'fucka. (Less) Channel: youtube
6,
05:00,
2008-04-21 19:32:10
Description: amazing metal song lol sorry i can't sing lyrics: intro Brian it is time to get owned Your ass will feel like it got boned It time to take you out of this video race Put you ass on the pavement (More) amazing metal song lol sorry i can't sing lyrics: intro Brian it is time to get owned Your ass will feel like it got boned It time to take you out of this video race Put you ass on the pavement now get out of my face I don't care what you say people see it my way Paris Hilton has aids that's why she is getting paid Brian I don't love you I dumped you in july You need to stop wishing its time to say goodbye. Time for some metal!!!!!!! You say that Allison is truly a neutral So I wont bring her up in this video But in the last video you said shes getting paid I really really hope it not so you get laid Brian(repeatedly) That was a pretty tasty verse But you know what comes between the verses A chorus Here it comes Well my friend the time has here I got you a gift it's a stuffed deer I don't care that its fake you love it the same But fucking stuffed animals that won't get you fame Only if you do with a donkey or a monkey Will you make any money just for getting funky Oh by the why I never fucked a monkey Unless you count your mom now that bitch was spunkey Well now its time for the lead oh its coming Here comes the are you ready for the lead brian Cause I don't think your ready for the lead Im ready for the lead Im ready to go fucking crazy for the lead And lets just there will be a little montage of allioto Over the lead, enjoy my friends (Less) Channel: youtube
![Eminem - Role Model [UNCENSORED/w LYRICS]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/6ZSukQPmB54/1.jpg "Eminem - Role Model [UNCENSORED/w LYRICS]")
44,
04:11,
2008-04-21 22:24:59
Description: ARTIST : Eminem TITLE : Role Model GENRE : Rap DATE : 12/03/2008 OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? (More) ARTIST : Eminem TITLE : Role Model GENRE : Rap DATE : 12/03/2008 OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death then I choked you again Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally I get you blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!) My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!) Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says: smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother.. are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it I came to the club drunk with a fake ID Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I've been with 10 women who got HIV Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!! (Less) Channel: youtube
18,
05:27,
2008-04-22 08:38:31
Description: fabolous in my hood jay z killa cam 50 cent your mom yo mommma dick head penis black booty azz ass cassidy any thing you need abcdefghijklmnop When you grow up in my hood Help don't show up (More) fabolous in my hood jay z killa cam 50 cent your mom yo mommma dick head penis black booty azz ass cassidy any thing you need abcdefghijklmnop When you grow up in my hood Help don't show up in my hood Gang signs go up in my hood, just cuz you in..my..hood Feel like I'm trapped in my hood Young kids get clapped in my hood That's why I'm strapped in my hood, just cuz you in..my..hood In..my..hood, in my hood, in my hood [Verse 1: Fabolous] I'm always close to.. Feeling like a corner stander, stoop sitter, or hallway post-er No matter where I go it's always 'posed to, feel just like I'm (in my hood) Cops drive in it every 5 minutes, look at your faces, pat your waists' Try to find the stash where the gats and base is, I can't say that they racist But I know.. it ain't the same in they town And as fucked up as it may sound (in my hood) It's 2 ways to make it happen off the streets Balling on the courts or rapping off the beats You hear the shells tappin' off the 'crete, when they clappin' off the heat Then the yellow tape's trappin off the street But that's the way we was raised Preying to God, hoping that he keep us out the way of them strays [Chorus] [Verse 2: Fabolous] They drink 'til the cups dry, eat 'til the plate's clean Niggaz be in state greens 'fore they turn 18 'Round here you never let the beef slide twice Everybody raised on 4 wings and beef fried rice Them mothers are getting younger today Got one by the hand, one in the stroller and one on the way We don't have role models But we got them handguns that hold hollows (in my hood) Ain't no diplomas or degrees But you can get high from the aroma of the trees (in my hood) I know it like navigation, and fuck having patience I'ma get mine, you better get yours, cuz everyday is a struggle And One-Time ride through everyday just to bug you That's how it is, cuz your rights be wrong And everybody got a white T on, when you're in..my..hood [Chorus] [Verse 3: Fab] We try to make the most of what we got You either been hit, or been close to gettin shot (in my hood) Any nigga that boast be getting got And dopeheads fiend to get a dose of what we got And young niggaz be like they slow But you give them a blunt..bet they roll the weed like a pro If you trick it's not a problem it gets you laid But if you stick without a condom, it gets you AIDS No Sesame Street, kids watch BET Look up to niggaz that don't got a GED I know a dude with the deadbeat tag Kids don't got diapers but he ridin' in the red G-Wag' In the hood, you and your beef is sure to bump heads And everybody grew up sleepin on bunk beds They telling me to vote..and I would If it made a change in my hood..mu'fucka. (Less) Channel: youtube
18,
04:28,
2008-04-22 09:03:52
Description: I wrote this song about 3 years ago. Its about college life, a few stories some embellished some not. It captures my attitudes and habits of that period in my life aptly. Much has happened since then, (More) I wrote this song about 3 years ago. Its about college life, a few stories some embellished some not. It captures my attitudes and habits of that period in my life aptly. Much has happened since then, so I don't feel the same about a lot of these things, but that's what my lyrical journal was for in the 1st place. I made a couple mistakes but whatever cuz I did this in just one take!!!! WOO HOO!! I hope you enjoy. -Body Instrumental: Forever - Stat Quo ft. Eminem Lyrics: Kickin it in college, or whatever ya call it, Gettin knowledge, to later put dollars in that wallet. Socialize and slur, time flys by in blurs, Its better gettin wetter, cause you feel alive n flirt, But don't think every word blurted is devised to hurt, Cause in the fuckin production, you realize your worth, See these smiles unearthed, once disguised by dirt, Now the shit shines, reppin new lively thirst. I'm busting spits, in my sixth semestre, So much drugs and shit, i may git sequestered, By the po po,if applyin coke up my noes holes, Though its so cold, I lie by denyin blow's hold, Oh no, did I hear a siren, Make a straight face then let fly the lyin. "Bonjour offiseur, quel est le problem? Its the beats I'm blasting, that's got me bobbin. I'm not street harassin, its just pop and lockin, Its like my feet be asking, to stop for hoppin" Drop drugs down my pants, now i got them talkin, Got saved by my dance, the baggies shot from spottin, Took a pad down, and some bad mouth, from this mad sow, Mother fucker drove off, and then I laughed loud. Reppin the CPP, Philosophy, It goes coke, hoes, n pills filled with lots of speed But the most fucked thing be, its low cost ya see, He's got the doc on lock with pharmacology. "I say again, insufficient dosage" Level's uped again, this is lookin like hypnosis, My buddy marveled him, and I was startled when, I heard of the words, that he imparted to win, Refill after refill of ill pill prescriptions Reciting all the writing from syptom desctriptions It almost chills my skin, when I sit still and think Of the ease that he achieved, and his will to sin. Boy gets props for this, everybody bob to this, Cause B.O.D.Y.'s in the party here to rock the spit, Kickin it in college, or whatever ya call it, Gettin knowledge, to later put dollars in that wallet. Socialize and slur, time flys by in blurs, Its better gettin wetter, cause you feel alive n flirt, But don't think every word blurted is devised to hurt, Cause in the fuckin production, you realize your worth, See these smiles unearthed, once disguised by dirt, Now the shit shines, reppin new lively thirst. I ask you ladies, baby whaddya think, Bout a kid who locks, breaks, pops, spits n sings, When the track gets spinnin, i must exact decisions, How to react, to attract all the ass in vision. Do I rap, mabye mac by moon walkin off, Some CCs, to see me make poons gawk in awe. Every where I go, no one even knows, All the funk I can freak when really feeling the flow, Alliteration, is like my lost relations Like glitter flakes laid with lude n lawless placement So take that ass and shake, this rap be masta made, Cause I assonate for shore more than I mastabate. My intelligence, I'd soon start sellin it, If I believed, there would be some pocket swell in it. But I don't need much, don't need no income cruch. Just money for ma hunnies, and for the blunts I bust, On the lawn, in front of the pist pop and mom, Its hotter doing daughters, when fists could drop down on, Me, baby can't you see, when I stand and pee, My cock hits the walk, these genes I got with rock! Boy I love it, when the club gets up and bumbin, Don't step but shove it, On my bust ya dunt got nothing, So jaded, fuckin hate it, when the thugs come thumpin, But what do I know I'm just But One Dumb Youngin. Kicking it in college, or whatever ya call it, Gettin knowledge, to later put dollars in the wallet. Socialize and slur, time flys by in blurs, Its better gettin wetter, cause you feel alive n flirt, But don't think every word blurted is devised to hurt, Cause in the fuckin production, you realize your worth, See these smiles unearthed, once disguised by dirt, Now the shit shines, reppin new lively thirst. Reppin Reppin New, reppin new revenue, See that head in bed, step to new levels too. I give the devil his due, watch him revel n stew, Get him hot like a kettle, then bid a clever adieu. Peace. Copyright Jesse Guy-Herman 2008. (Less) Channel: youtube
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