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13,
07:55,
2009-07-03 18:08:44
Description: I Feel Myself Masturbation
Channel: megaporn
58,
04:38,
2007-12-29 01:50:00
Description: Don't Let Me Go
================================
I just wanna be with you
I can't control myself
Everytime I see you near
I feel me hyperventilate..
And when the crowd start to (More) Don't Let Me Go
================================
I just wanna be with you
I can't control myself
Everytime I see you near
I feel me hyperventilate..
And when the crowd start to come in
I'm in a state of ecstasy
It's like I'm whirled into oblivion
Just you and I...Just you and I...
Just you and I baby..
I just need to feel your heart pumping rhythm with my pulse
I wanna feel your warm breath breathing songs into my ears
Baby dance with me
Baby sleep with me
Baby play with me all through the night..
I just wanna rock with you
I just wanna be with you
I just need to satisfy my insatiable appetite
Oooh...Yeah
Baby please don't please don't let me go..
Sometimes you run, sometimes you hide
Sometimes you're scared of me
But all you really want is to hold me tight
Treat me right day and night
Baby all you need is time...
================================
Hope you guys enjoy it! This is a song that I wrote and recorded at home! haha! It's also another compilation of videos and photos that I've done throughout the years. CHEERS!
Yours Truly,
Matt
Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (Less) Channel: youtube
19,
04:10,
2007-12-25 06:22:15
Description: Don't Let Me Go
================================
I just wanna be with you
I can't control myself
Everytime I see you near
I feel me hyperventilate..
And when the crowd start to (More) Don't Let Me Go
================================
I just wanna be with you
I can't control myself
Everytime I see you near
I feel me hyperventilate..
And when the crowd start to come in
I'm in a state of ecstacy
It's like I'm whirled into oblivion
Just you and I...Just you and I...
Just you and I baby..
I just need to feel your heart pumping rhythm with my pulse
I wanna feel your warm breath breathing songs into my ears
Baby dance with me
Baby sleep with me
Baby play with me all through the night..
I just wanna rock with you
I just wanna be with you
I just need to satisfy my insatiable appetite
Oooh...Yeah
Baby please don't please don't let me go..
Sometimes you run, sometimes you hide
Sometimes you're scared of me
But all you really want is to hold me tight
Treat me right day and night
Baby all you need is time...
================================
Hope you guys enjoy it! This is a song that I wrote and recorded at home! haha! It's also another compilation of videos and photos that I've done throughout the years. CHEERS!
Yours Truly,
Matt
Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (Less) Channel: youtube
66,
02:49,
2008-02-02 13:45:00
Description: Yes, parody of Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix.
Music played/taken from ThomasBtm
you can see/hear him ---
here:
http://youtube.com/user/ThomasBtm
Thank you Thomas.
I thought up the (More) Yes, parody of Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix.
Music played/taken from ThomasBtm
you can see/hear him ---
here:
http://youtube.com/user/ThomasBtm
Thank you Thomas.
I thought up the lyrics. Masturbation, in general, but specifically by women is not talked about enough I think. Plus, masturbation can be good and bad. Sometimes, it brings comfort as a way to escape and sometimes, it can be a comfort that brings a release, and a way to pleasure oneself without the risk of disease or pregnancy.
Long live masturbation!! lol. You can even get some technique from the video lol.
Lyrics:
So much war, too much violence
I can't handle all the silence
wish I could do something but I feel helpless
Scuse me while I play with myself
Apathy is all around
People's heads down to the ground
My wrists I do want to slit
But instead I just play with my clit
Starvation, greed, and poverty
Injustices abound me
These bad bad feelings I just can't shake
Scuse me while I masturbate. (Less) Channel: youtube
19,
04:38,
2008-04-21 17:20:41
Description: Don't Let Me Go ================================ I just wanna be with you I can't control myself Everytime I see you near I feel me hyperventilate.. And when the crowd start to come in (More) Don't Let Me Go ================================ I just wanna be with you I can't control myself Everytime I see you near I feel me hyperventilate.. And when the crowd start to come in I'm in a state of ecstasy It's like I'm whirled into oblivion Just you and I...Just you and I... Just you and I baby.. I just need to feel your heart pumping rhythm with my pulse I wanna feel your warm breath breathing songs into my ears Baby dance with me Baby sleep with me Baby play with me all through the night.. I just wanna rock with you I just wanna be with you I just need to satisfy my insatiable appetite Oooh...Yeah Baby please don't please don't let me go.. Sometimes you run, sometimes you hide Sometimes you're scared of me But all you really want is to hold me tight Treat me right day and night Baby all you need is time... ================================ Hope you guys enjoy it! This is a song that I wrote and recorded at home! haha! It's also another compilation of videos and photos that I've done throughout the years. CHEERS! Yours Truly, Matt Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (Less) Channel: youtube
183,
03:31,
2008-04-01 14:45:05
Description: There was a guy who I worked with in the Navy once. He and I didn't care for each other a lot. I was way smarter than he was, but he was militarily senior to me, so, he could tell me what to do. (More) There was a guy who I worked with in the Navy once. He and I didn't care for each other a lot. I was way smarter than he was, but he was militarily senior to me, so, he could tell me what to do.
I took great delight in pissing him off any chance I could.
One time he came down to our little section to check on something. There was about a dozen of us there. I walked over to him and said, in a loud enough voice for everyone to hear, "Hey, Mel, 99% of all Jewish people jerk off in the shower. The other 1% sing. Do you know what they sing?"
Mel the Jew thought about it for a second and said, "No, I don't."
I shrugged and said, "I didn't think so."
It took him a few minutes.
All right. Daughters of mine, leave the room. You're done reading this blog.
Jerkin' the Gherkin. Bleed the Weed. Answering the Bone Phone. Scrapin' the Carrot. Jigglin' the Jewelry. Painting the Pickle. Tapping the Turkey.
Honest, ma, I was just cleaning it and it went off.
Checking for Squirrels. Nulling the Void. Rubbin' the Nubbin'. Teasing the Tuna Taco. Dousin' the Digits. Clam Bake for One. Two Finger Taco Tango.
You ladies don't know what the song is, either.
It was "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" where Phoebe Cates catches Judge Reinhold tickling his pickle. Why is it when guys do it, it's gross? Why is it when women do it, you have to buy a monthly subscription to watch?
Just a little while ago, a sexy lady friend of mine said, "If I told you what I'd been doing to myself for the last 24 hours, it'd make a sailor blush."
Ooooo.
Now imagine if I'd said those very same words right back to her.
Ewwwww.
In an episode of "Friends," Joey talks about "going commando." Everyone goes, "Ewwwww!" But at the end of the scene, when Rachel admits to "going commando," every man watching pitched a tent the size of the Superdome.
Jackie the Joke Man Martling said once, "I've been jerking off since I was about 12. Now I'm 52. Sometimes three and four times a day. That's over 40,000 times that I've jerked off. What I want to know is: how come it still feels so good each and every time?"
George Carlin once said, "If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have made your arms shorter."
Notice I'm quoting all of these folks because I naturally have no idea what they're talking about. (Less) Channel: youtube
1,
00:38,
2009-05-14 13:47:40
Description: www.twitter.com Save me from myself before I feel the fires of hell lick at my trotters...
Channel: youtube
59,
04:01,
2007-10-25 00:34:54
Description: ► http://SamVLOG.com
Barometric Headache Part 3!
Sam Harris rehearses "Making Love Alone" for an upcoming benefit. Featuring Todd Schroeder on piano.
Enjoy a little too much (More) ► http://SamVLOG.com
Barometric Headache Part 3!
Sam Harris rehearses "Making Love Alone" for an upcoming benefit. Featuring Todd Schroeder on piano.
Enjoy a little too much information.
... and bring a kleenex!
MAKING LOVE ALONE
Original lyric
by Marilyn Miller and Cheryl Hardwick
Additional and altered lyrics
by Sam Harris
A LOG THROWN ON THE FIRE,
TWO PROFILES MEET AS ONE
THE IGNITING OF DESIRE IN THE AIR
BUT WHEN THERE'S JUST ONE PROFILE
AND YET DESIRE GROWS
DESPITE THE FACT
THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CARE
MUST ROMANCE BE ABANDONED
AS IT'S FANNING ITS OWN FLAME
RAGING TO BURST FULL BLOWN?
NO.
THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF BLISS
NOT ENGENDERED BY A KISS
SURREPTITIOUSLY INDULGED,
THOUGH MORE, WELL KNOWN
FOR WHEN ONE CANNOT
MAKE LOVE WITH ANOTHER
ONE CAN STILL MAKE LOVE ALONE
THERE'S A CERTAIN SPECIAL MAGIC
TO THE TOUCH OF YOUR OWN HAND
AND THE BURNING THRILL
KNOWING THAT YOU WILL
FOR SURE SOON BE FEELING GRAND
AND THAT TENDER SWELL OF RAPTURE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO POSTPONE
THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE MAKING LOVE ALONE
OH THE SWEET SWEET SOUND
OF YOUR OWN BREATHING
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE ELSE
YOU HAVE TO PLEASE
WITH THE CAREFREE FACT
THAT YOU CAN'T CONTRACT
THOSE PESKY STDS
IT'S THE KIND OF LOVE
THAT FITS HAND IN GLOVE
AND TAKES LIKE A DOG TO A BONE
THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE MAKING LOVE ALONE.
NO NEED TO STIFLE
EVERY PASSIONATE SHOUT
YOU EMIT WHEN ABOUT TO ARRIVE
YOU SETTLE BACK
AND FEEL THE CONSTANT DEVOTION
OF ONE TOUCH OF LOTION
AND SHIFT INTO OVERDRIVE
-- ALL BY MYSELF!
IT'S SO SIMPLER TO FEEL THE ADMIRATION
AND SATISFACTION OF YOUR OWN SIZE
THERE'S NO SMALL TALK
OR CLUMSY CONVERSATION
AND RARELY TEARFUL GOOD BYES
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE THERE
THERE'S A CASUAL FLARE
TO CASTING OFF SEEDS UNSOWN
CAUSE THE DATE
WHO YOU CAN'T SEE THEIR FACE IS
THE ONE WHO KNOWS
ALL THE RIGHT PLACES
YOU'RE THE GUEST OF THE BEST
OF YOUR TESTOSTERONE
DUE TO THE SIMPLE MAGIC OF MAKING LOVE,
NOT TAKING, FAKING OR MISTAKING LOVE,
BUT THE SIMPLE MAGIC OF MAKING LOVE ALONE
-- ASK JOEY FATONE!
THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE MAKING LOVE ALONE
-- ASK PATTI LUPONE!
THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE MAKING LOVE ALONE
-- ASK MELISSA AND JOAN!
THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE MAKING LOVE
ALO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...
-- (I'M NOT DONE YET!)
...O-O-O-O-O-O-ONE!!
Making Love Alone was originally written for Bernadette Peters when she was hosting Saturday Night Live in 1981. Sam has been singing his altered version for many years.
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22,
01:15,
2008-04-21 16:17:40
Description: a poem I've programmed myself to perfection I always know just how to sound I know what to think, and I know what to feel And I love myself, yes, pound for pound I know how to deal with (More) a poem I've programmed myself to perfection I always know just how to sound I know what to think, and I know what to feel And I love myself, yes, pound for pound I know how to deal with rejection I've learned how to turn it around It's not 'I'm not wanted' it's 'I do not want' And I pick myself up off the ground When I'm on the brink of depression, I know how to get myself back Meditate, medicate, count to eight, masturbate, And fresh as a daisy on crack Whenever my mind starts to wander Wishing I was much smarter or younger Or fishing for porn until five in the morn To satiate sexual hunger I've learned to accept it and take it in jest I give me a ribbon that says 'you're the best!' I crank up the juke box to early Madonna And play 'Celebrate' to replenish my fauna I jump up and down and get into the groove Then upload my cute little jig to youtube I sit as I wait for that sweet affirmation That gushes and hushes my fears More tender than meet, as addictive a treat As I've tasted in all of my years. (Less) Channel: youtube
154,
00:20,
2009-02-16 07:25:24
Description: "Where did that come from" "I dunno, I just think it's looking dirty. Boyce, I've been reviewing your file," he said. Now get up and go to work, and apologize to your (More) "Where did that come from" "I dunno, I just think it's looking dirty. Boyce, I've been reviewing your file," he said. Now get up and go to work, and apologize to your employers for being late. He grasped her behind her legs and lifted and pushed her back onto the desk, and lifted her legs and drew them back. Sexy. I was always paranoid that my parents just my have called in some authorities to locate me and that was when I made the second biggest mistake of my life, the first being that truth or dare game, second was that I called my mom to tell her I was ok. He looked at her and with a somewhat sheepish smile said, "I have a confession to make. feeling, exploring---two hands, ten fingers--not the rough hundred handed boy--I was still aflame with the moment, nipples hard and sensitive to my touch, my flesh had goose bumps but I petted myself down, smoothing my tummy and my little hairs. Occasionally, for variety, she would spend the night with a female companion, to fulfill her need for the human warmth and sympathy that only a woman could give. and here was this guy with one hundred hands exploring. feeling, exploring---two hands, ten fingers--not the rough hundred handed boy--I was still aflame with the moment, nipples hard and sensitive to my touch, my flesh had goose bumps but I petted myself down, smoothing my tummy and my little hairs. I had only seen Jasons before, and he only had one that was six inches long. admiring me and a few other girls from afar. A warm glowing feeling ran forth pervading her whole body. This had to be good. When my husband saw the finished painting he bought it, though the artist was reluctant to sell. Zeta was bi and had made a pass at her, so what A few minutes later there was a tapping at the door and Zeta entered. Occasionally, for variety, she would spend the night with a female companion, to fulfill her need for the human warmth and sympathy that only a woman could give. Jane did nothing to discourage such intimacy, pressing her body even closer to Susan. I kept telling my buddy Nick about this girl Sarah so much he thought I was just exaggerating. I had just seen to Kelly and planed more so Claire was a bit out of it. Her pussy was deliciously minty and snug; it gripped his rod like a vise. I had good reason though. I have a very small waist and my mind imagined his hands hold my stomach with just his too hands. " His lips tightened and he said stonily, "You have a funny way of showing it. She moaned loudly with the delight of that. The day before had been her third wedding anniversary, but her husband had not mentioned it, had not acknowledged it. What's yours" "Marty," the guy answered. " Kathleen had shrugged it off and had not told her husband about it, because what would have been the point What could she have said "Hey, guess what, Zeta just made a pass at me. Made sure I got home early for some self-examination. She had her C-cup breasts pulled out of her sundress and was pinching her nipple while she slowly rubbed her clit. Kara then said ?Kevin, why don?t you take one leg, and I?ll do the other. She pulled her hand away and noticed it was soaking wet, and so were her panties! She had never masturbated before, and she wasnt sure if letting off that much fluid after was normal. "Honey, I--" she began, but he cut her off. AAAHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHH UUMMMMMMMMMMAAAHHHHHHH AAHHHHHHHH YESSSSOOHHH FUCK OOHHH?, YOU CRYING OUT. Hubby's cock. Kara eventually came down, and Celeste climbed atop her. She ground her pelvis around and mashed her cunt on Zeta's face. Then like a thousand sensations, he started pressing me down on him, splitting me as he started entering me. A fizzing tingling feeling radiated through them. Sarah was able to give him a much better blowjob than she did me as I was much more rythmic in my fucking of her. please stop now. Marty reached out with his left hand and started caressing her breasts. He saw that she wore the same black Edwardian dress that she wore when he first visited her parlor. Loser cooks dinner. He looked up, "Hi!" he said. (Less) Channel: youtube
38,
02:29,
2008-04-21 18:06:18
Description: http://www.clarebyrneweeklyrites.blogspot.com/ The more I think about it, the less I like curation. In arty-art, this seems to be an expanding sector of the art-as-business clergy: middle-men and (More) http://www.clarebyrneweeklyrites.blogspot.com/ The more I think about it, the less I like curation. In arty-art, this seems to be an expanding sector of the art-as-business clergy: middle-men and women who grub for attention, control, or credit by inserting themselves between art and audience. I guess they are a product, a necessity, of the mix of hierarchy and profligation; which is the real problem with art, and everything else about us humans. Why did we have to profligately propagate? Why do we continue to propagate? I don't like myself in the role of curator. It's one part of the process of these Weekly Rites that doesn't feel right yet: that I consciously choose the clip of footage to put online. I'm trying to wean myself off of it, but I'm having a hard time making that behavioral adjustment. So far I'm down to selecting a short list of clips that I then draw out of a TWA Getaway Vacations bag. What came out of the bag this week I notated as "Being Birthed out of the Bathtub." I am, with some longing, sticking to it. I'll just tell you what you are not seeing: "Butt Waving Back and Forth with Head in Bathtub," "Crawl to Camera/Closeup on Animal Eyes," "Birth Scene/Picking up Goo Baby," and "Masturbation." This is the first paragraph of the liner notes for Miles Davis' Kind of Blue (which you hear in this Rite), written by Bill Evans: "There is a Japanese visual art in which the artist is forced to be spontaneous. He must paint on a thin stretched parchment with a special brush and black water paint in such a way that an unnatural or interrupted stroke will destroy the line or break through the parchment. Erasures or changes are impossible. These artists must practice a certain kind of discipline, that of allowing the idea to express itself in communication with their hands in such a direct way that deliberation cannot interfere." (Less) Channel: youtube
128,
05:00,
2008-04-22 10:01:27
Description: From HBO's amazingly wonderful TV series Six Feet Under Season 5, Episode 1 "A Coat of White Primer" Written by: Kate Robin Directed by: Rodrigo Garcia (More) From HBO's amazingly wonderful TV series Six Feet Under Season 5, Episode 1 "A Coat of White Primer" Written by: Kate Robin Directed by: Rodrigo Garcia http://www.hbo.com/sixfeetunder/episode/season5/episode52.shtml -- Margaret: Are these big granny-panties your "something old"? Because they really kill the mood. Brenda: You can't see them through the dress, can you? Margaret: No, but they're hideous, sweetie. Would it kill you to wear a thong? Brenda: These are fine. Margaret: What's the matter? Brenda: Nothing's the matter. I just don't want to wear a thong. Margaret: Did something happen? Is it the baby? What is it? What happened? Oh, baby. Brenda: I don't want to fuck up my makeup. Margaret: Oh, honey. We'll just clean you up with a good powder. Here, I've got some Chanel in my purse. Brenda: I don't want to be late. Margaret: Honey, you don't have to worry about everything going right anymore. That boat has sailed. You know it happens all the time. So many of my friends-- Joanie, Celia, Aunt Mary before she had Deb. Even Teresa Heinz Kerry had one. And God knows, she looks terrific. Brenda: Aunt Mary did? Margaret: I'm telling you, more women have miscarried than they have masturbated with a dildo. They just don't talk about it. And then they have a baby, and then they're fine, sweetie. Brenda: I'd better change this fucking pad. If I get blood on this dress I'm gonna kill myself. -- David: I'm so sorry, Nate. Nate: Yeah, well... Just don't tell anybody, all right? We want to keep today kind of nice, you know? David: Are you going to try again? Nate: Yeah, of course, as soon as we can. David: You might want to give it some time. Nate: No no no. I don't want to wait. David: No, I mean, to grieve. Nate: You know, with all the fucked up shit that's happened in my life, I don't want to grieve anymore. I can't. I can't! I don't have it in me. David: Well, maybe Brenda needs to-- Nate: No, what Brenda needs to do is to get pregnant again. Soon. 'Cause, you know, it's not like she's 20. David: Yeah, but... I mean, with all the stuff Keith and I have been reading it seems psychological stress can really affect a woman's chances-- Nate: David, it's the only thing that's gonna make her feel better! Why should I wait? Why put it off? Because some bad shit happened and we need to feel really bad about it? I mean, bad shit happens every day. I mean, you of all people should know that. Move fucking on, you know? Anyway, I've already got Maya so it's not for me. David: But it'll be your child, your flesh and blood. How could it not be for you? Nate: Because it's what Brenda wants more than anything in the world, and I can make that happen for her. (Less) Channel: youtube
23,
02:29,
2007-11-16 15:34:45
Description: http://www.clarebyrneweeklyrites.blogspot.com/
The more I think about it, the less I like curation. In arty-art, this seems to be an expanding sector of the art-as-business clergy: middle-men and (More) http://www.clarebyrneweeklyrites.blogspot.com/
The more I think about it, the less I like curation. In arty-art, this seems to be an expanding sector of the art-as-business clergy: middle-men and women who grub for attention, control, or credit by inserting themselves between art and audience. I guess they are a product, a necessity, of the mix of hierarchy and profligation; which is the real problem with art, and everything else about us humans. Why did we have to profligately propagate? Why do we continue to propagate?
I don't like myself in the role of curator. It's one part of the process of these Weekly Rites that doesn't feel right yet: that I consciously choose the clip of footage to put online. I'm trying to wean myself off of it, but I'm having a hard time making that behavioral adjustment. So far I'm down to selecting a short list of clips that I then draw out of a TWA Getaway Vacations bag.
What came out of the bag this week I notated as "Being Birthed out of the Bathtub." I am, with some longing, sticking to it. I'll just tell you what you are not seeing: "Butt Waving Back and Forth with Head in Bathtub," "Crawl to Camera/Closeup on Animal Eyes," "Birth Scene/Picking up Goo Baby," and "Masturbation."
This is the first paragraph of the liner notes for Miles Davis' Kind of Blue (which you hear in this Rite), written by Bill Evans:
"There is a Japanese visual art in which the artist is forced to be spontaneous. He must paint on a thin stretched parchment with a special brush and black water paint in such a way that an unnatural or interrupted stroke will destroy the line or break through the parchment. Erasures or changes are impossible. These artists must practice a certain kind of discipline, that of allowing the idea to express itself in communication with their hands in such a direct way that deliberation cannot interfere." (Less) Channel: youtube
7,
03:15,
2007-11-01 13:13:11
Description: Shit, man...
All I really wanted to do was make a fun documentary of the American pastime (collective viewing of video-type media in large, dark boxes with little paper bags full of substitute dairy (More) Shit, man...
All I really wanted to do was make a fun documentary of the American pastime (collective viewing of video-type media in large, dark boxes with little paper bags full of substitute dairy produce-slathered kernels of corn), and now it done turned out all funny. I ran it through the mill backwards, I hand-cranked it myself! There's nothing like the American economy for smoking, it makes me feel like a German tourist. Actually, our currency is notorious for its use in conjunction with narcotics. You can smoke cannabis or tobacco with it, or you can roll it up and snort some blow! What fun! Don't forget the piles of $100 bills theat you roll around in when it's tax break time, because George W. gives so much back to the community! Anyhow, it's supposedly a montage of Soviet outtakes from their secret moon mission staging program (which ours soon eclipsed). All voices have been transposed from Russian to American by setting them about twelve octaves higher and then masturbating violently to the "pledge of allegiance." Enjoy. (Less) Channel: youtube
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