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The Home Depoverture - Rich Najuch Home Depot Contes...

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2007-12-14 14:28:09

Description: In the summer of 2007 we purchased our dream home - a 10,000 sq foot historic theater in Huntington, Indiana. We've been building our home in the old storage spaces and are working day and night (More) In the summer of 2007 we purchased our dream home - a 10,000 sq foot historic theater in Huntington, Indiana. We've been building our home in the old storage spaces and are working day and night to renovate the whole building in order to bring live performances back to our historic theater home. A blog about our project is available at www.countdowntocurtainup.com We're sorry we spelled vaudeville wrong - the slide was a last minute addition and we were rushed! A million apologies to all you Spelling Bee fans! The Home Depoverture Lyrics by Joel Froomkin, Vocal by Rich Najuch You see, our entry, Though it might be thought unusual we double checked the contest rules In black and white It says it¹s all right It¹s a theatre true ¬ but we live in it too and says down below it¹s for ³in or around your home². The housing above had us quite depressed But you see we¹ve constructed a nifty nest A new bathroom and kitchen and place to rest But now comes our major test. The sketch of the lobby is now complete And the first step of all it to etch concrete With a product from Behr and a stain on top For an art deco look that pops The windows and doors will hardly close Some Armstrong products will fix those These emergency signs are a deco treat It¹s sad they¹re obsolete This staircase would get a major zing With new traffic master carpeting We¹ll strip down the walls and skim coat too Think what Glidden paint could do We need electric wire ¬ it¹s made by Romex And inefficient plumbing ¬ replace it with pex Honestly this border stinks But with granite tile and Kohler sinks The toilets for ladies and gents could be A place people love to pee The theatre walls are coming down We need new dry wall all around And while we are at it we could use About a million sheet rock screws The dressing rooms were gutted back in forty-four With counter tops and mirrors we¹ll make them restored Our marquee won¹t illuminate Some Phillips light bulbs would be great The rusty sign isn¹t up to scratch We¹ll need to use Bondo patch We have to install a new stage floor Out of plywood, joists, and 2 by 4 And so actors are bright when the time is ripe Hang lights from an iron pipe It may be weird yes we confess, but it¹s our home sweet home nonetheless We work and sleep and build our dreams all here at this address Our chances to win we hope are high We¹re the ultimate case of DIY The scale of our project can¹t be beat It¹s ten thousand square feet Bit by bit we have learned what we need to know And we hope you will see our first big show When you do it yourself there¹s one place to go Get advice from the Home Depot (Less)

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