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25,
08:20,
2007-12-03 11:13:28
Description: Translations thanks to promiscuousmalaika and noidentity09 Thanks!!!
Max: If you want I can help you
Enric: No, you don't need to, keep studying. I will take the rest in a moment and I'll (More) Translations thanks to promiscuousmalaika and noidentity09 Thanks!!!
Max: If you want I can help you
Enric: No, you don't need to, keep studying. I will take the rest in a moment and I'll go to the faculty
Max: And how will you carry all this?
Enric: The colleague who is renting me the room will help me. He has a car
Max: I thought that you would go back to you grandfather's house
Enric: No, there's no room, and neither do I want him to throw out the tenants for my fault.
Max: And you will be fine in this colleague's house?
Enric: I will share the room with him and two more people in the university. I will come to take it all after class. bye
Beni: Hello Max! Fuck, it's tasty. The guy who invented beer deserves a monument, or they should at least make him a saint. After walking that fucking Kuki, I don't know, I needed a beer, and I'll take it the way God orders, here lying down on the house's sofa. And you? You had fortitude to study eh?
Max: Beni...
Beni: No, no, no, you don't have to explain anything to me, eh! You're the one with the exam. I understand you man, I understand you, if they give me a hefty wad of those medicine stuff to study, after five minutes I'll be snoring and drooling on the first page, I don't know if I explain myself.
Max: Enric and I broke up.
Beni: What? But if you were getting along so well
Max: No.
Beni: No?
Max: Since he came to live here, we haven't stopped having problems, and we hid it so that we could try to fix it, and at the end everything got definitively fucked up.
Beni: But, are you sure that you can't fix it?
Max: No, no, I think that no. He'll come to pick up his stuff later.
Beni: Max, what happened to you that is so horrible? He cheated on you, that's it, he cheated on you. Is that it?
Max: Yes, but I allowed him to, Beni and he also allowed me to
Beni: Now you really don't explain yourself.
Max: We opened the relationship, fuck!
Beni: What? Did I hear that one well? You cuckolded to fix stuff? But Max, what were you thinking, what shitty solution is this? Excuse me, I know that everyone does what they can, I understand it, but, it's that this one seems strange to me.
Max: I know Beni, I know that we really took a good shit on that one.
Beni: Well look, if you know it, then you have where to start fixing it.
Max: It's not that easy.
Beni: I know that it's not that easy, nothing is easy Max, and less when there's cuckoldry in the middle. I know it for experience, I couldn't with Su. Us Sepulvedas, we only love one woman...and only one man, and you are a Sepulveda from head to toe. You have to fix it Max. You have to try to fix it. You hear me? If you truly love him you can't throw in the towel. Because you love him, no?
Narcis anyone found the camera or brought it to the kiosk?
Iago: No, I'm sorry
Enric: Beni, I'm sorry for don't reply your call but I didn't want to talk
Beni: Max already told me this thing you were doing and I'm not surprised that now it exploded. That doesn't mean that you can't fix things.
Enric: But I don't know how
Beni: Here the important thing is wanting to fix it. You want to fix it?
Enric: Yes, but that of open relationships...
Beni: Forget this relationships nonsense. Do you love Max?
Enric: Yes, yes of course.
Beni: And you want to be with him? Well what are you doing leaving home and leaving him alone! Max is a fucking great guy, and you make a great couple.
Enric: I also don't want to (go).
Beni: Well go, come on go, go and tell him. Come on man, don't be stupid
Iago: I believe that this is yours.
Narcís: Sahara's camera
Iago: Narcís, look if everything is inside. A woman came in the kiosk, and when I told her that I knew the owner, she gave it to me.
Narcís: Everything is inside, thanks.
Trini: You see? I told you guys, there are still good people. Well now I'm really leaving, bye.
Max: Take!
Enric: Max, wait a minute.
Max: No Enric, it's that I don't want to fix it anymore
Enric: Max, I don't want to go.
Max: I don't want you to go, but we can't be together.
Enric: Yes, yes we can. Max, I've been thinking about it, you were right, I was wrong.
We could close the relationship if that's what you want.
Max: What I want?
Enric: That way we could go back to being together, you and I.
Max: You're only doing it to make me happy, no?
Enric: No, I'm doing it because I love you and I'll do this and what is needed to not lose you. Max please; tell me what you want me to do.
Max: It's that, I don't have to tell you Enric. It has to come from you. And if it doesn't come out, maybe you don't love me so much as you think you do.
Enric: Max, I know very well what I feel.
Max: No, you don't know it; I doubt that you ever knew it.
Enric: Please, Max
Max: Enric, bye.
Enric: bye. (Less) Channel: youtube
36,
08:52,
2007-12-03 07:45:10
Description: translation courtesy noidentity09/promiscuousmalaika
dedicated to salvatorela/smoothhoney1265
Max: If you want I can help you
Enric: No, you don't need to, keep studying. I will take the (More) translation courtesy noidentity09/promiscuousmalaika
dedicated to salvatorela/smoothhoney1265
Max: If you want I can help you
Enric: No, you don't need to, keep studying. I will take the rest in a moment and I'll go to the faculty
Max: And how will you carry all this?
Enric: The colleague who is renting me the room will help me. He has a car
Max: I thought that you would go back to you grandfather's house
Enric: No, there's no room, and neither do I want him to throw out the tenants for my fault.
Max: And you will be fine in this colleague's house?
Enric: I will share the room with him and two more people in the university. I will come to take it all after class. bye
Beni: Hello Max! Fuck, it's tasty. The guy who invented beer deserves a monument, or they should at least make him a saint. After walking that Kuki, I don't know, I needed a beer, and I'll take it the way God orders, here lying down on the house's sofa. And you? You had fortitude to study eh?
Max: Beni...
Beni: No, no, no, you don't have to explain anything to me, eh! You're the one with the exam. I understand you man, I understand you, if they give me a hefty wad of those medicine stuff to study, after five minutes I'll be snoring and drooling on the first page, I don't know if I explain myself.
Max: Enric and I broke up.
Beni: What? But if you were getting along so well
Max: No.
Beni: No?
Max: Since he came to live here, we haven't stopped having problems, and we hid it so that we could try to fix it, and at the end everything got definitively fucked up.
Beni: But, are you sure that you can't fix it?
Max: No, no, I think that no. He'll come to pick up his stuff later.
Beni: Max, what happened to you that is so horrible? He cheated on you, that's it, he cheated on you. Is that it?
Max: Yes, but I allowed him to, Beni and he also allowed me to
Beni: Now you really don't explain yourself.
Max: We opened the relationship, fuck!
Beni: What? Did I hear that one well? You cuckolded to fix stuff? But Max, what were you thinking, what shitty solution is this? Excuse me, I know that everyone does what they can, I understand it, but, it's that this one seems strange to me.
Max: I know Beni, I know that we really took a good shit on that one.
Beni: Well look, if you know it, then you have where to start fixing it.
Max: It's not that easy.
Beni: I know that it's not that easy, nothing is easy Max, and less when there's cuckoldry in the middle. I know it for experience, I couldn't with Su. Us Sepulvedas, we only love one woman...and only one man, and you are a Sepulveda from head to toe. You have to fix it Max. You have to try to fix it. You hear me? If you truly love him you can't throw in the towel. Because you love him, no?
Berta: Here, the tortilla made of potatoes, very tasty.
Iago: Thanks mom.
Fidel: Let's see... 2 grilled hakes and a few croquettes.
Berta: Very well, coming right up.
Iago: They make you work your ass off, I'm not surprised that at 10 P.M. you lie exhausted on the sofa.
Berta: And how are you with Clara? How is she treating you?
Iago: I believe that we shouldn't have any more problems.
Beni: That doesn't mean that you can't fix things.
Enric: But I don't know how
Beni: Here the important thing is wanting to fix it. You want to fix it?
Enric: Yes, but that of open relationships...
Beni: Forget this relationships nonsense. Do you love Max?
Enric: Yes, yes of course.
Beni: And you want to be with him? Well what are you doing leaving home and leaving him alone! Max is a fucking great guy, and you make a great couple.
Enric: I also don't want to (go).
Beni: Well go, come on go, go and tell him. Come on man, don't be stupid
Iago: I believe that this is yours.
Narcís: Sahara's camera
Iago: Narcís, look if everything is inside. A woman came in the kiosk, and when I told her that I knew the owner, she gave it to me.
Narcís: Everything is inside, thanks.
Trini: You see? I told you guys, there are still good people. Well now I'm really leaving, bye.
Max: Take!
Enric: Max, wait a minute.
Max: No Enric, it's that I don't want to fix it anymore
Enric: Max, I don't want to go.
Max: I don't want you to go, but we can't be together.
Enric: Yes, yes we can. Max, I've been thinking about it, you were right, I was wrong.
We could close the relationship if that's what you want.
Max: What I want?
Enric: That way we could go back to being together, you and I.
Max: You're only doing it to make me happy, no?
Enric: No, I'm doing it because I love you and I'll do this and what is needed to lose you. Max please; tell me what you want me to do.
Max: It's that, I don't have to tell you Enric. It has to come from you. And if it doesn't come out, maybe you don't love me so much as you think you do.
Enric: Max, I know very well what I feel.
Max: No, you don't know it, I doubt that you ever knew it.
Enric: Please, Max
Max: Enric, bye.
Enric: bye. (Less) Channel: youtube
71,
02:22,
2008-04-21 17:34:16
Description: Um...well this is basically a werewolf love story with Harry Potter people... Fake trailer for a fake movie that I made up. Basically, the story is... Hermione is a werewolf. The Princess of the (More) Um...well this is basically a werewolf love story with Harry Potter people... Fake trailer for a fake movie that I made up. Basically, the story is... Hermione is a werewolf. The Princess of the Wolves actually, and the rest of her family are werewolves as well. However, they are good werewolves and don't attack people (lol XD). They all go to Hogwarts (including the adults- as teachers though) where Hermione falls in love with a young mortal boy named Harry. However, hr family are not pleased by this as no mortals are allowed to know about them, and Hermione is putting Harry in danger, so they tell her to break up with him. At first, she refuses, but then Sirius comes to town. (Sirius playing the evil werewolf bad guy). So Hermione is forced to break up with the man she loves, Harry. However, they keep fighting to be together, etc. etc. classic happy ending or tragic, romeo and juliet style ending, or you can have her commit incest and be with her brother Ron...that's the beauty of fake trailers. Make up your own ending. So...that's Princess Moon. My Fabulous Cast: Hermione as Princess of the Wolves of the same name. Harry as Hermione's mortal love interest Ron as Hermione's werewolf brother Lupin as Hermione's werewolf father Dumbledore as Hermione's werewolf grandfather Ginny as Hermione's werewolf sister and many other randoms. XD FYI, that song is actually called Princess Moon and tis the theme song to Princess Mononoke, the brill anime film. Woot for San, the original Princess Moon. Happy viewin, y'all! XD p.s I think this is officially the longest expo i have ever written...XD ***** FYI, google video, I very much resent my video being put in the INCEST VIDEO search link... fucking jackasses. (Less) Channel: youtube
14,
02:14,
2008-04-21 17:36:08
Description: note: this is my first video and i know its noisy its in a cafeteria i'll put a script belwo to help u follow along. this was the best part of my day my buddy foster (big guy in tie dye) got (More) note: this is my first video and i know its noisy its in a cafeteria i'll put a script belwo to help u follow along. this was the best part of my day my buddy foster (big guy in tie dye) got going on some pretty funny stuff and it got me and my other friend chris (dude in the black shirt) laughing our asses off. again i know its noisy but just try and listen its fucking halarious. Foster- they want their rolls back Nerd 1- chinatown called they want their rolls back Foster- you no good pervert little bastard Nerd 2- thank you Foster- should pull u by ur nipples and hang u by ur toes and lash u with 1000 nuns Nerd 2- *mumbles about somthing about a sunbmarines* Foster- wanna know what if we're gonna go all out *chirs interupts to stop him but i tell hi to keep going* well im gonna tie him down staple his nuts to his the chair and let him run aorund like a ninny with the chiar following going aaahhhh Nerd 2- foster i will super glue ur ball sack over ur face Foster- *slams table* wanna no what i'll take a chizel and fucking scrape it off with a smile and 1 thing im insaine and 2 i'll get back at u and super glue yours tp ur ass hole. Nerd 2- i'll super glue ur ball sack to a nuns face Me- Hey chris r u ok man? Foster- *cuts out from what i said* i'll glue ur dick to your grandfather (Less) Channel: youtube
12,
01:28,
2008-04-21 17:54:03
Description: Janet Kuypers reads the 1996 prose piece "Top of the Mountain", which is about coming up with an Indian name for youself, put to video on the road between Boulder and Denver, Colorado), on (More) Janet Kuypers reads the 1996 prose piece "Top of the Mountain", which is about coming up with an Indian name for youself, put to video on the road between Boulder and Denver, Colorado), on 06/17/07. For more information on this writing and other writings from Janet Kuypers, go to http://www.janetkuypers.com for more information and details. This is the prose piece: top of the mountain so we were in the car together, Lorrie driving, Sandy in the back seat, the humidity from the Southwest Florida night seeping in through the cracks in the car windows. And it was quiet for a moment, and the lull in the conversation prompted Lorrie to ask, "so if you had an Indian name, what would it be?" and I was completely lost by the introduction of this question, I mean, where did it come from and what kind of Indian name was she talking about? Sequoia? And then Sandy says, "you mean like 'Fucking Dogs?', and Lorrie laughs and says yes, a name like Running Bear or Soaring Eagle. So sandy didn't think Fucking Dogs should be her name, so she came up with "Teacher of Children," and I thought for a moment, tried to encapsulate my life one catchy little phrase, and finally I came up with "One who Rests at Top of Mountain." Lorrie then explained to us that the names were actually given to Indian boys as a rite to manhood by a mentor of theirs, often a grandfather-figure, and the name was a reminder to them of what they should become. So I changed mine to "Patient One," but you know, looking back at that night, driving through the musty sticky night, I still think that it is better to say that I shall rest at the top of the mountain. (Less) Channel: youtube
77,
01:56,
2008-04-21 20:50:48
Description: me kicking another freestyle, had a little to drink again, hope it makes people laugh lyrics 24/7 im asked why im drunk, dumb asses I love hawian punch, a nice tall glass makes for a quiet lunch, ive (More) me kicking another freestyle, had a little to drink again, hope it makes people laugh lyrics 24/7 im asked why im drunk, dumb asses I love hawian punch, a nice tall glass makes for a quiet lunch, ive acquired taste for that juice and water but it taste so much better with grey gooses vodka, so I choose to abuse the booze I got ta, whos gonna stop ta stop me a copper, and obviously im always unpropper, so ill tell the mother fucker where to go, and say your daughter are u aware shes a hoe, when she wears no clouths shes hotter than you know, she could make my friend hard in the snow, I bang her hard but I wear a rubber so, my child dont have a grandfather thats a po, because that would be a disgrace to me and my family, so get out of my face your a pansy like bambi, you really think that mace is gonna make it so I cant see, u probably cant stand me, you probably couldnt stand after a gram of afghan weed, that grass comes in handy, specially after the charges your gonna hand me, but you know theres a bail they have to grant me, so why dont you just let my hands free, and buy me some dam teas, man please, why be a bitch when you can be more manly, just forget that I score like manny, your daughters a whore who wont ever ban me, if I call her once she'll be running like a stampede to come like my nuts cus she loves to fucking pants me, she drinks my fluid from my dick like its a canteen but unlike your wife I trained her so she cant cheat (Less) Channel: youtube
24,
03:39,
2008-04-21 20:51:32
Description: Edu and his boyfriend Sergi are kissing in the street when Pep's older brother, his friend, Enric and Pep see them. When Sergi leaves they begin to insult Edu (faggot, queer, etc). Then, they (More) Edu and his boyfriend Sergi are kissing in the street when Pep's older brother, his friend, Enric and Pep see them. When Sergi leaves they begin to insult Edu (faggot, queer, etc). Then, they beat Edu hard. Enric, coward, he doesn't say a word. When Edu falls down the ground they kick him. Pep asks Enric to kick Edu too and then Enric, coward again, kicks Edu. First time I saw this scene I've gone mad so I deleted it after watching. I'll go on the next part when Max knows what happened to Edu. Translations by Inakitxu75 and rascalbit Enter Max in the shop and sees Enric MAX: What? Do you last night you didn't vent your anger completely? ENRIC: It was not my idea. MAX: No, of course. It did not happen that you were beating up queers. It was the others. REMEI: Hey, hey, boys, here I do not want fights, okay?! MAX: But it was him! Did he not tell you what he did last night? ENRIC: Shut up, please! MAX: Come hit me! Hit me if you have guts! GRANDFATHER OF ENRIC (Mr. Felip): Do not touch him! MAX: Your grandson is a bastard. You should not defend it. Tell him who you are and what you did! ENRIC: I did not do anything! MAX: Let's see if you face the consequences one fucking time ... TRINI: Go on, get out, go on, get out ... ***** ENRIC: We went with the gang's of Pep's brother. They are older than we are. GRANDFATHER: And what happened? ENRIC: We met a friend of Max, Edu. I hardly know him. But he was kissing another guy. GRANDFATHER: And what happened? ENRIC: When he was alone, Pep's brother and his friends began to call him "sissy" and things like that. GRANDFATHER: And you? ENRIC: Me too. GRANDFATHER: And can I know what you have against them? (Enric remains silent) Speak! ENRIC: Nothing. GRANDFATHER: And you hit him. ENRIC: We only wanted to frighten him a little. GRANDFATHER: I do not know where you learned to behave in this way, as a criminal and a coward. ENRIC: I did not want to do it, I did not want to do it, but I went with them. GRANDFATHER: That does not excuse you! I should have not stopped Max and let him hit your face ... Peris! A cognac, please! PERIS: Now? GRANDFATHER: Yes! This is the third cup of cognac that I have drunk. The first was after having asked your grandmother to marry me. The second, when she died. And the third now. ENRIC: Grandfather, I did not want to do it. I don't know why I did it. GRANDFATHER: Look, you are my grandson and I love you. You are the only person in my family who had confidence, and if I lose it, it is not worth continuing to live. ENRIC: But you sometimes do things that are incorrect. As when your faked your own death. GRANDFATHER: Do not compare! I want you to see that boy, Edu, and ask him for forgiveness. ENRIC: I cannot do that. GRANDFATHER: If you do not, I will not look you in the face again. Is that what you want? ENRIC: Sorry, grandfather. GRANDFATHER: Well come on, you know you have to do. (Less) Channel: youtube
17,
02:33,
2008-04-22 11:02:32
Description: hebrews chapter 11 vs. 3: It is by faith that we understand that the universe was created by God's word, so that what can be seen was made out of what cannot be seen. EQ "Was the word (More) hebrews chapter 11 vs. 3: It is by faith that we understand that the universe was created by God's word, so that what can be seen was made out of what cannot be seen. EQ "Was the word Fish." "The word was ignite." And the story of Cain and Abel has more to do with our coming out of our animal ways of hunting and gathering to grazing and farming. We have taken it far too far. Spilt far too much blood. vs. 18: God had said to him, "It is through Isaac that you will have the descendants I promised." EQ This is a little ironic. Ab had a kid with his maid. Then he whored his wife. Half sister, Sarah, to an Egyptian King. Isaac was not Ab's son. And it was Ab that wanted to kill him and burn him and smash his bones and burn him and throw his ashes to the wind. And God, who may have been a man, told Ab. "You kill my son and I'll rip your head off and ram it down your throat." In case anyone missed that point. vs. 28: It was faith that made him establish the Passover and order the blood... EQ No. Not faith. Vengeance. Moses was the inbred son and grandson of the Pharaoh. And he was insane and very violent. And he ordered the passover, the murdering of all fist born sons, the most vicious crime one can perform, not in faith but in vengeance. "Fuck you, Father, Grandfather." That was the message of Moses that he made clear. Making a religion out of murder. And the fucking Jews still celebrate this murder feast. In case you missed that point. And I guess I can see now why Hebrews was written. I will not apologize. vs. 32: Should I go on? EQ Like my cousin always said. "Never give up." vs. 35: ... Others, refusing to accept freedom, died under torture in order to be raised to a better life. 36. Some were mocked and whipped and others were put in chains and taken off to prison. 37. They were stoned, they were sawn in two, they were killed by the sword. They went round... EQ Jesus wept. john rah in john rah kitchen studio anyone who would like to read. send the video to barbaralbatross we'll put it here and we'll link you up and rave about you. (Less) Channel: youtube
173,
08:05,
2008-02-12 14:50:36
Description: Hi, we're the Computer Maniacs.
In this episode of Computer Maniacs, Karlo and Borna prepare a project. But, along the way they meet...
...an Old Man...
We hope (More) Hi, we're the Computer Maniacs.
In this episode of Computer Maniacs, Karlo and Borna prepare a project. But, along the way they meet...
...an Old Man...
We hope you'll enjoy it as we enjoyed filming it.
Following is the script. Read it if you don't understand the movie (since some talk can't be understood.
Karlo: This is unbelievable! Outrageous, I say! Oh, sorry, I just noticed the camera. I'm Karlo, and this dork is Borna. We're in the TV network, Computer Maniacs. We are going to Grandmaster Trevor's house.
BOrna: Our class has been given a monthly project. We, the Computer Maniacs, don't know what to prepare for this project, even though our previous work is well known and cheered in Hollywood. I, in example, have no idea of what to do.
Karlo: Borna, you never know what to do for projects... Unless Trevor thinks of something, we're hopeless... We'll all going to get F's...
BOrna: Wait, not all hope is lost, look at that old man.
Karlo: What, you got hots for the old people now?
BOrna: No, you idiot! Check the three offered projects.
Karlo: Hey, you're right... for a change. This guy could be what we're looking for... We're going to say he's our grandfather, the teacher will never know!
BOrna: We'll just say it's turned off.
Karlo: Yes... Excellent.
Borna: Quickly, before he moves to another dumpster!
Karlo: Excuse us, sir.
OLD MAN: Find your own dumpster, I was just about to settle in this one.
BOrna: Actually, sir, we need your help. We'll give you some money if you help us out.
OLD MAN: Money? What sum are we talking about here?
Karlo: Say... 5 Croatian Kunas?
OLD MAN: Deal!
OLD MAN: So... Little Hobbits, what do you need? Drugs? Hookers? Cigarettes?
Karlo: Neither one of those. We need you to pretend you're our grandfather.
BOrna: We'd interview you, if you're ok with that.
OLD MAN: Usually I'd ask for a little more money... But OK.
Karlo: Righty-oh-Chuckers! Let's get to our school.
...
BOrna: What do you think of our school?
OLD MAN: Crap.
Karlo: Do you remember how it looked in the ancient days, back when you were a kid?
OLD MAN: Are you kidding? That school wasn't even standing 'till 1948. I went to a much better school. I fought World War Two, what do you expect?
BOrna: What do you think of drugs and alcohol?
OLD MAN: I think they're very bad for you, very bad, yes, very bad... But they certainly made 1960's interesting for me.. I was in pub with my friends. Kennedy's trip to Texas was airing. I was drunk. Kennedy was shot, everyone else cryed while I laughed as a clown.
Karlo: I see. Are you married?
OLD MAN: *looks Karlo in an annoying way* Yeah, my first wife is in LA, other is in California while the third one is in Mother Russia. Idiot.
BOrna: One personal question, my girlfriend and I were wondering...
Karlo: You don't have a girlfriend.
BOrna: Shut up. How do babies come to the world?
OLD MAN: What, you don't have sex education in school? *sigh* If you don't have anything else to do, go spy on your parents when they think they're alone.
Karlo: What was the food like in those times?
OLD MAN: Well... Back in my days the only thing you'd eat was corn and... corn. The third day... Corn. I couldn't stand it. That is, until my grandfather's nephew and his brother returned from America and brought lots of contagious food. He told me an interesting story though, that he was on this luxurious ship and that he ran through the bridge and made the ship smash into an iceberg. The luxurious ship... had sank.
Karlo: My God... His grandfather is responsible for the Titanic sinking!
OLD MAN: Oh, one dear event I remember... I was racing my brother, and when he was about to go ahead of me, I pushed him into a tree. He was in coma for three weeks.
Karlo: Alright! We should now have enough footage for the English project. Teacher will never know the truth, hah!
OLD MAN: Well then, not only did you learn some interesting stuff, but you also...
KARLO: Yeah, yeah, get the fuck out of here, we gotta turn this in before the deadline.
OLD MAN: Don't get me get my cousin Vittorio, he's a close friend of the boss of Ted. E. Bear's mafia. He'll chop your Boss out of your pants if you continue to fucking annoy me more.
BORNA: I apologize in his stead, sir. I'm going to slowly back away.
KARLO: We don't want you here, GTFO.
Karlo: What a maniac. I can't believe his grandfather sank Titanic... Maybe he killed Jimmy Hoffa, too.
BOrna: What if he was responsible for the burning of the Blue Gym?
Karlo: Aye, true that. It is a mystery we will never fully uncover. (Less) Channel: youtube
11,
02:14,
2008-02-11 13:19:44
Description: note: this is my first video and i know its noisy its in a cafeteria i'll put a script belwo to help u follow along. this was the best part of my day my buddy foster (big guy in tie dye) got (More) note: this is my first video and i know its noisy its in a cafeteria i'll put a script belwo to help u follow along. this was the best part of my day my buddy foster (big guy in tie dye) got going on some pretty funny stuff and it got me and my other friend chris (dude in the black shirt) laughing our asses off. again i know its noisy but just try and listen its fucking halarious.
Foster- they want their rolls back
Nerd 1- chinatown called they want their rolls back
Foster- you no good pervert little bastard
Nerd 2- thank you
Foster- should pull u by ur nipples and hang u by ur toes and lash u with 1000 nuns
Nerd 2- *mumbles about somthing about a sunbmarines*
Foster- wanna know what if we're gonna go all out *chirs interupts to stop him but i tell hi to keep going* well im gonna tie him down staple his nuts to his the chair and let him run aorund like a ninny with the chiar following going aaahhhh
Nerd 2- foster i will super glue ur ball sack over ur face
Foster- *slams table* wanna no what i'll take a chizel and fucking scrape it off with a smile and 1 thing im insaine and 2 i'll get back at u and super glue yours tp ur ass hole.
Nerd 2- i'll super glue ur ball sack to a nuns face
Me- Hey chris r u ok man?
Foster- *cuts out from what i said* i'll glue ur dick to your grandfather (Less) Channel: youtube
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Description: Um...well this is basically a werewolf love story with Harry Potter people...
Fake trailer for a fake movie that I made up. Basically, the story is...
Hermione is a werewolf. The Princess of the (More) Um...well this is basically a werewolf love story with Harry Potter people...
Fake trailer for a fake movie that I made up. Basically, the story is...
Hermione is a werewolf. The Princess of the Wolves actually, and the rest of her family are werewolves as well. However, they are good werewolves and don't attack people (lol XD). They all go to Hogwarts (including the adults- as teachers though) where Hermione falls in love with a young mortal boy named Harry. However, hr family are not pleased by this as no mortals are allowed to know about them, and Hermione is putting Harry in danger, so they tell her to break up with him. At first, she refuses, but then Sirius comes to town. (Sirius playing the evil werewolf bad guy).
So Hermione is forced to break up with the man she loves, Harry.
However, they keep fighting to be together, etc. etc. classic happy ending or tragic, romeo and juliet style ending, or you can have her commit incest and be with her brother Ron...that's the beauty of fake trailers. Make up your own ending.
So...that's Princess Moon.
My Fabulous Cast:
Hermione as Princess of the Wolves of the same name.
Harry as Hermione's mortal love interest
Ron as Hermione's werewolf brother
Lupin as Hermione's werewolf father
Dumbledore as Hermione's werewolf grandfather
Ginny as Hermione's werewolf sister
and many other randoms.
XD
FYI, that song is actually called Princess Moon and tis the theme song to Princess Mononoke, the brill anime film.
Woot for San, the original Princess Moon.
Happy viewin, y'all!
XD
p.s I think this is officially the longest expo i have ever written...XD
*****
FYI, google video, I very much resent my video being put in the INCEST VIDEO search link...
fucking jackasses. (Less) Channel: youtube
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