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14,
01:36,
2009-02-22 05:04:05
Description: this is a vid of blingees that i made abd the old lady is my aunt marlain if u look up marlain lockheed you will see her and she is my aunt oh yeah and if u look up allan lockheed u will see the (More) this is a vid of blingees that i made abd the old lady is my aunt marlain if u look up marlain lockheed you will see her and she is my aunt oh yeah and if u look up allan lockheed u will see the buissness that my grate grampa or my gampa i dont know because he is dead and died when i was -5 years old. the others are of my bunnies and guinea pigs and other animals and me!! im ananda lockheed. (Less) Channel: youtube
146,
12:18,
2009-07-03 22:59:10
Description: 90yo Grampa Almost Had a Heart Attack During Sex
Channel: megaporn
4,
01:29,
2009-09-25 02:34:39
Description: Gramps tries his hand at substitute teaching... what could go wrong?
Channel: youtube
44,
05:16,
2008-04-21 16:42:03
Description: jesus h. christ chapter 02 "Herod is dead. We are moving back to Israel." "Israel sucks, why can't we stay in Egypt." "Herod is dead." "Yes, Mom, so what. (More) jesus h. christ chapter 02 "Herod is dead. We are moving back to Israel." "Israel sucks, why can't we stay in Egypt." "Herod is dead." "Yes, Mom, so what. What is that to us." This was a subject like sex. No discussion. "Your dad has many contacts there and is leaving Jesus and Jesus to run this place and he's going to open another place in Galilee." Part of the deal was that Dad would have more time for us. He planned on importing Lebanon cedar and African hardwoods. Then it would come to pass that he would specialize in expensive furniture for Roman officials with too much money. It sounded like an excuse. Mom wanted us back in the land of her forefathers. And when she had her next baby, who would be called Judas if it was a boy or Judith if it was a girl, we were packing the donkeys and camels and moving back to a place me and my brothers and sister didn't know. Dad made the money and Mom managed the family. I went out and played with my wooden boat in the stream. There was a man. And when I looked, he was not there. The man had a message for me. Since he wasn't really there, I packed him away into my imagination. He left me a mission. I didn't know it. I didn't understand it was my own projection of the man that was becoming me. "Hi Howie, what's up." It was my nameless friend. I felt a bit like an alien, so maybe I put up with my nameless friend that seemed to come out of nowhere, sometimes steel my sister Sharlie's toys. "Nothing." "No, come on, tell me." "I found a bird's nest with eggs." "No way." "There is always a way." "I'd really like to see those eggs." I bet you would. I thought. And he understood my not speaking for the only answer it could mean. "Come on Jesus. Trust me. I won't touch them. I just want to see them. I bet they are pretty." "Yes. They have such a simple magnificence. And one day they will be birds that can fly and lay eggs." "Ya. That's nice. Show me. I promise on my mother's tits I won't touch them." I was in a fix. I knew I didn't trust him but he used the same language I used and he told me on his mother's tits. He wasn't supposed to promise on her tits. Especially since he was a lyer. I took him behind the house listening to him go on about his promise that ended as soon as he saw the eggs. He didn't hesitate long enough for me to make a sound. He grabbed all three eggs and threw one after the other at the back wall of our house. I stood and looked at my nameless friend who I did not like. "They are just stupid Gobin eggs." And that was the explanation for their destruction. They are just sinning Gentiles. I think he stopped existing after that. It was like he had been sent by a daemon to terrorize me. But that was how my ancestor's thought. I knew something was wrong with him. I didn't think, oh, the poor stupid fellow likely has an alcoholic mother and his two brothers are in jail for raping a little Jewish girl and his dad had killed himself because my dad put him out of business with his modern tools and imported craftsmen. I didn't think that because it still wouldn't make it make sense. There was no sense to be made of it. He was a senseless boy that liked to lie and desceive and smash things. Like our ancestors before us. Most of my memories from Egypt are all right. Most of the kids didn't care if I was a Jew. They told me I could be whatever I wanted to be. We often picked someone different for different games. I liked playing Hercules. In a school play I wanted to be the hero that started a world war to get to take Helene as his lover. I didn't know what I wanted to do with her. Sex was taboo. Even thinking about it. And I was just a confused kid. They told me. But I was a bright kid. Grampa Jacob kept saying I was special. He tryed not to get over excited but he adored my little curious contradictory mind. Grandparents are like that. Giving you cookies before dinner and everything else. When Judas was born and old enough to travel, we packed up and moved to Galilee up until Dad wasn't certain if it was such a good idea and we went to Nazareth. We were supposed to be Jews again. Roman Jews. Obeying Moses and the son of Herod at the same time. And it was so obvious to me that they were both idiots and kids believed in balls that could be kicked around and trees that could be climbed, forts that could be built and any other kind of adventure or entertainment that had little to do with the dead and live tyrants that told our obedient parents what to do. "Ha, you're dead on a cross." That game was stupid but my friends loved to play it. The Roman soldiers always laughed at us. "One day you little brats will grow up to be thieves and we'll nail you all to real crosses." When they weren't looking, we gave them the finger. read by john rah (Less) Channel: youtube
24,
08:31,
2007-08-28 19:52:14
Description: Stage BG: Homer Stage
11:21 P.M., Team Raiden Fighters HQs. Seeing that the Touch of Death, Hell Candy Bomb, Road Roller D'oh and Shun Homer Satsu wasn't enough, President Homer (More) Stage BG: Homer Stage
11:21 P.M., Team Raiden Fighters HQs. Seeing that the Touch of Death, Hell Candy Bomb, Road Roller D'oh and Shun Homer Satsu wasn't enough, President Homer Simpson has done some thinking that he should do the Fart Torch like the Foreman, Peter Griffin, does.
"You're not doing the Fart Torch, Homer."
"Aw, c'mon! At least give me a chance...you and I got our asses kicked by Sakura Kasugano that one time...and we lost!"
"It's because you lacked."
"Well, we can do it again...AKFM of Team Hanshi set up the battle between us two, and some redheaded girl who's even hotter than Marge and Lois, two days ago, and that..."
Suddenly, Peter interrupted Homer...
"Wait a second...did you say 'redheaded girl'?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Because you know, you're right on one thing...she IS hotter than Lois. In fact, I just heard that Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland came to Springfield to see the fight."
"No way...I bet that they're here to see the action. Come on, Petey!"
Homer Simpson then walks out. Peter Griffin chuckles, then follows him.
*********
11:28 P.M., at Springfield. Vanessa was seen standing on the yard outside of the Simpsons' household. Everyone here, even the entire cast from the Simpsons and Family Guy are here to watch.
"Ummmmm...do you think that this Vanessa girl looks tough?" Joe asks Moe.
"What the Hell are you talking about, we haven't seen her fight yet!"
"Well who knows if she can do kick-boxing!" Barney says.
Vanessa throws two punches forward. After about 8 seconds...
"LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone looks up at the skies, to see Homer and Peter doing the sky dive. Peter laughs.
"Heheheheheheheheheheh! Look out, Vanessa, I'm going to show you the true power of Team Raiden Fighters!"
"Get ready to drown yourself in Duff beer, lady!"
But, the two fat guys end up crashing on the ground, showing only their lower halves.
"Ahhhhhhhh D@MNIT!"
"Could someone get me up?"
Vanessa shrugs, then walks up to Homer and Peter and pulls both of them up. She then gets back to her corner and gets ready to fight.
"Hey, kid..." Chris whispers to Bart.
"The name's Bart."
"Okay, Bart...hey, if our two dads win, maybe the FOX channel will come up with an agreement, that both of our shows will work together in the future! What do you say? I'll even try out your skateboard sometime!"
"Count me in."
And so, Vanessa, Homer and Peter get to their fighting stances.
"Prepare yourselves, Homer and Peter...this will be my fourth victory!"
*********
AFTER THE FIGHT...
The entire cast from the Simpsons and Family Guy groan in disappointment to see Homer and Peter lose, as the two of them are on the ground.
"Awwwwwww maaaaaaaaaaan!!! I was sure that my Dad would win...our Dads were SOOOOOO close!"
"Cheer up, Chris," Meg tells him. "I'm sure that my Dad will win again someday. After all, he's a part of Team Raiden Fighters."
"Fight? Since when did my son become a fighter?" Grampa asks, "I must've missed something..."
"Long live Team Hanshi!" Vanessa yells to the two casts, as she points her right index finger at everyone.
"Hey, can I have sex with you?" Quagmire asks Vanessa as he jumps into the battlefield and gets ready to hump her.
"No way." Vanessa thrusts her left fist at Quagmire's gut, knocking him out cold.
Vanessa ([Vanessa])
Homer Simpson (Warner/Mr. H/Judgespear)
Peter Griffin (Warner/Judgespear) (Less) Channel: youtube
25,
05:16,
2008-01-17 15:10:50
Description: jesus h. christ chapter 02
"Herod is dead. We are moving back to Israel."
"Israel sucks, why can't we stay in Egypt."
"Herod is dead."
"Yes, Mom, so (More) jesus h. christ chapter 02
"Herod is dead. We are moving back to Israel."
"Israel sucks, why can't we stay in Egypt."
"Herod is dead."
"Yes, Mom, so what. What is that to us."
This was a subject like sex. No discussion.
"Your dad has many contacts there and is leaving Jesus and Jesus to run this place and he's going to open another place in Galilee."
Part of the deal was that Dad would have more time for us. He planned on importing Lebanon cedar and African hardwoods. Then it would come to pass that he would specialize in expensive furniture for Roman officials with too much money.
It sounded like an excuse. Mom wanted us back in the land of her forefathers. And when she had her next baby, who would be called Judas if it was a boy or Judith if it was a girl, we were packing the donkeys and camels and moving back to a place me and my brothers and sister didn't know.
Dad made the money and Mom managed the family.
I went out and played with my wooden boat in the stream.
There was a man. And when I looked, he was not there. The man had a message for me. Since he wasn't really there, I packed him away into my imagination. He left me a mission. I didn't know it. I didn't understand it was my own projection of the man that was becoming me.
"Hi Howie, what's up."
It was my nameless friend. I felt a bit like an alien, so maybe I put up with my nameless friend that seemed to come out of nowhere, sometimes steel my sister Sharlie's toys.
"Nothing."
"No, come on, tell me."
"I found a bird's nest with eggs."
"No way."
"There is always a way."
"I'd really like to see those eggs."
I bet you would. I thought. And he understood my not speaking for the only answer it could mean.
"Come on Jesus. Trust me. I won't touch them. I just want to see them. I bet they are pretty."
"Yes. They have such a simple magnificence. And one day they will be birds that can fly and lay eggs."
"Ya. That's nice. Show me. I promise on my mother's tits I won't touch them."
I was in a fix. I knew I didn't trust him but he used the same language I used and he told me on his mother's tits.
He wasn't supposed to promise on her tits. Especially since he was a lyer.
I took him behind the house listening to him go on about his promise that ended as soon as he saw the eggs. He didn't hesitate long enough for me to make a sound.
He grabbed all three eggs and threw one after the other at the back wall of our house.
I stood and looked at my nameless friend who I did not like.
"They are just stupid Gobin eggs."
And that was the explanation for their destruction.
They are just sinning Gentiles.
I think he stopped existing after that. It was like he had been sent by a daemon to terrorize me. But that was how my ancestor's thought.
I knew something was wrong with him. I didn't think, oh, the poor stupid fellow likely has an alcoholic mother and his two brothers are in jail for raping a little Jewish girl and his dad had killed himself because my dad put him out of business with his modern tools and imported craftsmen.
I didn't think that because it still wouldn't make it make sense. There was no sense to be made of it. He was a senseless boy that liked to lie and desceive and smash things.
Like our ancestors before us.
Most of my memories from Egypt are all right. Most of the kids didn't care if I was a Jew. They told me I could be whatever I wanted to be.
We often picked someone different for different games.
I liked playing Hercules. In a school play I wanted to be the hero that started a world war to get to take Helene as his lover.
I didn't know what I wanted to do with her. Sex was taboo. Even thinking about it. And I was just a confused kid. They told me. But I was a bright kid. Grampa Jacob kept saying I was special. He tryed not to get over excited but he adored my little curious contradictory mind.
Grandparents are like that. Giving you cookies before dinner and everything else.
When Judas was born and old enough to travel, we packed up and moved to Galilee up until Dad wasn't certain if it was such a good idea and we went to Nazareth.
We were supposed to be Jews again. Roman Jews. Obeying Moses and the son of Herod at the same time.
And it was so obvious to me that they were both idiots and kids believed in balls that could be kicked around and trees that could be climbed, forts that could be built and any other kind of adventure or entertainment that had little to do with the dead and live tyrants that told our obedient parents what to do.
"Ha, you're dead on a cross."
That game was stupid but my friends loved to play it.
The Roman soldiers always laughed at us.
"One day you little brats will grow up to be thieves and we'll nail you all to real crosses."
When they weren't looking, we gave them the finger.
read by john rah (Less) Channel: youtube
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148,
00:10,
2008-11-15 02:10:37
Description: marc attack from 24 Skate Krew (24SK) backside 360 loading dock (Big Lots)
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182,
21:58,
2009-09-07 12:50:39
Description: "Treehouse of Horror XIII" is the first episode of The Simpsons' fourteenth season, as well as the thirteenth Halloween episode. The episode aired on November 3, 2002, three days after (More) "Treehouse of Horror XIII" is the first episode of The Simpsons' fourteenth season, as well as the thirteenth Halloween episode. The episode aired on November 3, 2002, three days after Halloween. 17 million people watched. It is the second Treehouse of Horror to have a zombie-related segment, the first being Dial 'Z' For Zombies in "Treehouse of Horror III". This is also the last Treehouse of Horror to have three separate writers credited for writing three stories (starting with "Treehouse of Horror XIV", only one writer is credited for writing the three stories). This is also the last Halloween special in the show to be animated by traditional cel animation.+++++++++++++++++Plot The Simpson family and Ned Flanders hold a sance in the hope of communicating with the spirit of Maude Flanders. Bart enters the room dressed as Maude's ghost, which makes the family jump. He takes off his wig and tells them that it's him, but the family reveals that the real ghost of Maude is behind Bart. She turns into a zombified ghoul with flaming hair and asks, "are you ready for tales that will shatter your spines, and boil your blood?", to which Lisa remarks, "well, duh!". Maude's ghoulish ghost then opens a book with the title 'The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 13'. [edit]Send in the Clones Homer walks into the backyard to lie in his hammock, which soon collapses. He purchases a new one from a passing vendor, who warns him that it carries a curse. Disregarding this, Homer lies down and discovers that the new hammock can produce clones of anyone who rests on it. He inspects the first clone and notices that it doesn't have a belly button. He begins making and using clones to do all of his chores, which include helping Marge choose an outfit, visiting Grampa to listen to one of his war-related stories, and play a baseball game with Bart, Lisa and Maggie. The clones are soon revealed to be much more stupid than the true Homer. When Ned Flanders asks if he can have his chainsaw back, one of the clones picks up the chainsaw and looks at Homer, who nods. The clone then brings Homer the severed head of Ned Flanders. Homer, shocked by Flanders's death, immediately decides to get rid of the clones and the hammock. He bundles them in a truck and takes them to an isolated cornfield. When they arrive, Homer asks if anyone knows the way home; three clones put up their hands. Homer shoots the three with his shotgun and then abandons the rest of them, along with the hammock, presuming that none of the clones are smart enough to get anywhere without him. The clones soon use the abandoned hammock to make an army of Homer clones. Among the hundreds of clones, a few 'mutations' (including Homer as he was drawn on The Tracy Ullman Show version of the Simpsons, a nerdy version of Homer, Homer after gaining 300lbs to get on disability at work, and Peter Griffin) are seen. The clones attack Springfield and destroy all of its buildings, except for Moes Tavern, which reports record business. US army officials gather in the Mayor's War Room, determining that the clones will have eaten up America by tomorrow. Lisa then thinks of a solution to solve the problem, after getting the idea from Homer, who became upset when he found an empty donut box. She suggests that several helicopters hook gigantic, sprinkle covered donuts on cables and have the clones chase them into Springfield gorge. The plan is put into action in a parody of the 'Ride of the Valkyries' helicopter scene in Apocalypse Now. The helicopters fly over the gorge, luring the Homer clones to their doom. Later that night, Marge enters the bedroom and soon discovers that the Homer next to her is a clone (he has no belly button). The clone tells her that the true Homer was the first to fall into the gorge, due to his love of donuts. Marge begins to worry on how she'll survive without Homer, until the clone gives her a back rub. [edit]The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms Bart and Lisa are at the Springfield Cemetery, mourning the loss of their pet goldfish, Goldie, who had always been there for them between August and October. Lisa inadvertently discovers the grave of William Bonney, a man who was killed at a young age by gun violence. According to his epitaph, he dreamed of a world without guns. In his memory, Lisa starts a gun control crusade, which makes Springfield 100% gun free - even the police no longer possess guns. The town is now defenseless, causing the corpses of William "Billy the Kid" Bonney and his cohorts, 'The Hole in the Ground' gang (Frank James, Jesse James, the Sundance Kid- without Butch Cassidy, as they're 'not joined at the hip'- and Kaiser Wilhelm II) to rise from the dead. The gang starts wreaking havoc on the town, until Professor Frink invents a time machine, which Homer uses to go back in time to stop the gun ban and destroy the zombies. Homer tells the citizens of Springfield to shoot at the zombies' graves, causing them to rise up and flee. Lisa feels guilty about banning guns, because sometimes they are the answer. Suddenly, a more futuristic Homer comes in to warn them about guns that have destroyed Earth in the future. He is then shot by Moe, who has had enough of all this nonsense and plans to use Frink's time machine to find some "caveman hookers". [edit]The Island of Dr. Hibbert In an elaborate parody of The Island of Doctor Moreau by H.G. Wells, the Simpsons head out on a trip to "The Island of Lost Souls", where they find Dr. Hibbert running the island's resort. While the family is there, Marge has a feeling that things are not as they are supposed to be, consequently leading her on an investigation of the island, and resulting in her capture by Dr. Hibbert. She is then transformed into a humanized mountain lion. After returning to her room, she engages in a session of violent sex with Homer, mauling him in the process. He soon after realizes that she has been mutated, stating: ("Oh my gosh, she's a monster! {Aside} Although I should have suspected during the sex.) Homer then embarks to find a cure for Marge's condition, encounters Ned Flanders, who has also been mutated into a cow-centaur, in need of a milking. After Homer milks him, Flanders takes him to meet other Springfield inhabitants who have also been turned into mutants, including Bart (now a spider), Lisa (now an eagle) and Maggie (now an anteater, who is nearly eaten by Lisa until Homer interjects). Homer, initially appalled at what everyone has become, states, "Manimals, invertabroads. You must fight back against the one who did this to you!" He eventually embraces the concept of being a mutant animal who does nothing but eat, sleep, mate and roll around in its own filth upon realizing how well it fits his personal lifestyle. The segment ends with a contently mutated Homer in the form of a walrus, and the rest of the Simpsons and Springfield mutants lounging aside the resorts pool, intending to spend the rest of their days on Dr. Hibberts resort. The entire Treehouse of Horror XIII episode concludes with an appearance by Kang and Kodos, observing that Dr. Hibberts skull-shaped island resembles their alien number 4. 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50,
20:24,
2009-09-07 13:02:59
Description: "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" is the tenth television episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. It was first broadcast on the Fox network in the United States on December 4, 1994. In the (More) "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" is the tenth television episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. It was first broadcast on the Fox network in the United States on December 4, 1994. In the episode, Marge and Homer's sex life is struggling, but Grampa perks things up with a homemade revitalizing tonic. He and Homer go on the road to sell their elixir, and Grampa reveals that Homers conception was not planned. Homer is furious with his father and decides to spend more time with his children, but his over-parenting does not work very well on them. Homer goes back to the old farmhouse he grew up in for inspiration and meets back up with his father, but their loving reunion is soured when the house goes up in flames. The episode was directed by Wes Archer and written by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein. After its initial airing on Fox, the episode was later released as part of a 1999 video collection: The Simpsons Too Hot For TV, and released again on the 2003 DVD edition of the same collection. The episode features cultural references to songs such as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and "Celebration", as well as a reference to the 1963 film The Nutty Professor. "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" received positive reception from television critics, and acquired a Nielsen rating of 9.5.+++++++++++++++++++Plot When Homer and Marge's marriage becomes boring due to their fading sex lives, Grampa pieces together a tonic that is guaranteed to put the sparks back into their relationship. The effectiveness of the tonic results in Homer and Grampa going into business together, selling "Simpson and Sons Revitalizing Tonic" to the public utilizing a medicine show. They travel from town to town selling the product, but when they visit the farmhouse where Homer grew up, the two become involved in an argument. Grampa calls Homer an "accident" which makes Homer furious, and causes him to shut his father out of his life. It also causes him to change the way he acts as a father to his own children, whom he vows to show the attention and love he never received from Grampa. Bart and Lisa, however, feel he is overcompensating, and find that they prefer the "old" Homer. Bart and friends attempt to figure out why all of the adults disappear after they buy the "Simpson and Son's Tonic". They come up with numerous imaginative ideas and conspiracy theories, none of which have to do with the tonic. Lisa, a skeptic, sarcastically offers up the possibility of all the adults being "reverse vampires" and having to be home before dark, which frightens the rest of the children more than their serious ideas. Depressed at having failed to be a good father even when he is trying, Homer goes back to the farmhouse to think. He sees old photographs, including one of himself as a child on Christmas morning, where he thinks "my dad was not even there that Christmas when I got to meet Santa Claus". Homer then becomes aware that it was his father in a Santa costume, proving that Grampa did really care for him. Homer quickly reunites with Grampa, whom by coincidence has also gone to the farmhouse to reflect. Both of them accidentally set fire to different parts of the building at the same time and bump into one another on the front porch while fleeing the blaze. The two both admit they are "screw-ups" and forgive one another. (Less) Channel: 123video
11,
01:53,
2008-12-23 00:40:31
Description: Drew Pickles Singing America Fuck Yeah.
I know its not that good, But im bored out of my fucking Mind, so I may do A good one soon.
And to avoid unnessicary Comments: I used Speakonia, and used (More) Drew Pickles Singing America Fuck Yeah.
I know its not that good, But im bored out of my fucking Mind, so I may do A good one soon.
And to avoid unnessicary Comments: I used Speakonia, and used the Microsoft Sam voice. You can get these both at: http://www.cfs-technologies.com/home/?id=1.4 Microsoft sams voice will be at the bottom of the page. (Less) Channel: youtube
12,
01:34,
2008-11-28 19:53:05
Description: Don't get me started, lol.
SCRIPT
Are you tired of the monotony of a normal life? Growing weary of face to face interactions with the opposite sex?
Is your wallet getting too full?
Well (More) Don't get me started, lol.
SCRIPT
Are you tired of the monotony of a normal life? Growing weary of face to face interactions with the opposite sex?
Is your wallet getting too full?
Well World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King is the answer to all of your problems.
In Blizzard Entertainment's latest expansion to World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King adds a host of epic new content to the existing game world. Players will achieve soaring levels of power, explore a vast new continent, and battle other high-level heroes to determine the fate of aerosol.
In this expansion, you still can start the game as an Orc, a Troll or a...giant mutated man eating plant. (actually you cannot start the game as a giant mutated man eating plant) and thankfully the graphics haven't been upgraded much, so don't fret. It will still run on that old Intel Pentium IV machine your Grampa gave you 5 years ago.
Sure you can go the gym and become fit, sure you can loose weight, but instead, in this amazing game you can Master the necromantic powers of the Death Knight, making you powerful and more irresistible.
Sure you can die happy at the age of 80 and feel good about your life. But instead, why not just quest to level 80 and still feel good about your virtual life because you gain'd potent new abilities, skills, items and talents along the way.
Sure you can take care of your child, but why not instead Engage in epic siege warfare, deploying mighty siege engines to lay waste to the destructible buildings in your path.
So there you have you it, world of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
Forget you ever had a life.
Credits:
Animation & Voice: Me (SidewaysBox)
Script: Cullen G. Bruce
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